Yesterday, after another sweaty few hours pulling weeds, I asked Tara, “What do we do on winter weekends?” I had legitimately forgotten how we fill our time when there isn’t yard work to be done.

“Sit around on our asses a lot,” she said.

My god, does that really happen?! If so, it sounds wonderful.

Curious, I skimmed through my blog posts from last December–February. My wife is partly correct: there is definitely more sitting around on our asses during the winter—but we get out and do things, too. We strolled around our town’s holiday market, hung out at Chili’s, visited our local museum, hit up a gardening expo in Madison, bought a car, took a day trip to Appleton. And that was just ONE Saturday! God, that was a long day.

(Kidding, of course.)

There were still chores that needed doing, but these involved breaking holes in the ice over the koi pond and putting up/taking down holiday decorations and beating rugs in the snow. There was nary a weed to be pulled, and I didn’t get a single mosquito bite the entire time. That all feels so foreign this time of year, like a beautiful alternate reality.

And unlike last week, when we were plagued by wildfire smoke, you could actually see the river and breathe the air.

Oh, how I miss winter. Which leads me to a (probably) unpopular opinion, but I’m just gonna lay it out for you anyway: summer is overrated.

Sure, it’s got its perks. County fairs and farmers markets and concerts in the park. Festivals galore. Soft serve ice cream from Frostie Freeze, sweet corn from our favorite farm stand in Cambridge. I can eat cherries to my heart’s content. Lightning bugs at dusk, zero threat of getting frostbite when retrieving the mail. Brewers games at American Family Field. But does the good really outweigh the bad? Especially on days like today, when there’s a chance we may end up hunkering down in the basement later?

And yet, we desperately need the rain. Damned if these storms roll through, damned if they don’t.

Maybe if I had a dog that needed walking or owned a water park or a frozen custard stand or was a teacher, I might love summer. But I don’t, don’t, don’t, and am not, so I stand by my position.

I will grant you this morning’s sunrise was pretty nice, in a The-Mothership-is-Landing kinda way…

At one point I was walking through the woods and came upon a flock of wild turkeys, including some adorable fluffy-feathered chicks, right next to an inquisitive deer staring at me with eyes as big as saucers. Earlier, a raccoon had bounded down the trail in front of me. “It’s official,” I said out loud. “My life is a Disney movie.” Which startled the animals, causing them to either fly away or bolt into the forest. But what a moment!

Just to be clear, it was the turkeys who flew and the deer that bolted, not the other way around. In case you were confused.

Another sorta-nice thing I’ll concede about summer? We tend to get more houseguests (though this depends on your tolerance for houseguests). Strange how none of our friends or family want to visit Wisconsin in the dead of winter! Quite frankly, I could use an extra pair of hands to break up that ice on the pond, but it is what it is.

Case in point: my daughter and her wife are flying out for a visit this week, taking the red eye from Portland to Milwaukee, arriving Thursday morning. This will be their first time in Wisconsin, and they seem to be a little bit leery.

“Umm, we looked up your house on Google Maps,” Audrey told us during a phone call on Saturday. “It doesn’t look like there’s very much around you.”

“There isn’t!” we replied joyfully. “That’s the whole point. It’s fantastic!”

This was met by a protracted silence from my youngest offspring.

Hey, I get it. Twenty-somethings don’t find cornfields and dairy farms sexy. We have assured them that Wisconsin is a hidden gem and there are plenty of things to see and do that don’t involve cows or crops, but they’re skeptical. Tara and I are both off Thursday and Friday and we have a bunch of fun activities planned. I truly believe they’ll be pleasantly surprised by Wisconsin.

If the cheese alone doesn’t win them over, all hope for the next generation is lost.


40 responses to “Maybe I’d love summer if I owned a dog.”

  1. I’m with you Mark on moving past summer, but you’re flying right by Autumn. Ha, ha, I’m partial to Fall. It’s my favorite season. It’s The Three Bears Season. It’s cold, but not too cold. There’s things to do, but not too much to do. I’m sure get my drift. Ha, ha. The mosquitoes and heat can go pound sand! And yes, the cheese will most certainly win your daughter over. I’m convinced that the location never matters. What matters is the people! You can always find something to do with the right attitude and family/friends. There’s my “Waltons” comment for the day. Have fun with your daughter and family!

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    1. Oh, fall is hands down my favorite season, no doubt about that! Fewer (though not zero) bugs and still no frostbite worries…plus the NFL and pumpkins. Autumn has it all!

      You’re right about people mattering the most. Audrey and Anna visited us in South Dakota once and we still managed to have a great time.

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      1. Oh, now you got me pining for Autumn!

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  2. We tell people we moved north for a reason, and it was not for the summers.

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    1. I will always choose north over south!

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  3. “Mothership is landing”…so spot on! Yes! And I’m with you…summer can be so ‘meh’, but as you said…advantages DO exist…zero chance of frostbite whilst getting the mail. Yeah, man! There’s a perk, for sure!
    And that orange blob on the weather map. Gah. We’d opened up the house for the first time in a week because of the damn AQI and then needed to hustle around to close up again…only to reverse course and open windows just now. Seems the blob moved past us. Hope you didn’t get hit with much.
    xo! 💝

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    1. The air is much better today, but those severe storms are expected to start firing this evening. At this point, I’m just hoping for some much-needed rain!

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      1. Yes, yes! It’s getting super dry around here, too! 😊

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  4. I’m with you. Summer is a drag! We’re creeping ever closer to fall, though. Hope you have a blast with your daughter and her wife, and show them all the greatness Wisco has to offer!

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    1. Every morning, it’s just slightly darker than the day before. This gives me hope!

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  5. What?! That’s an insane take. It is dark when I go to work in the winter and dark when I get home. I literally can’t even fathom leaving the house after work because I’m just beaten down by the omnipresent dark. SUMMER! Light! Walking outside without having to wear multiple layers! Going to the grocery store after work and not feeling like you are going to die because IT’S SO DARK. There’s no danger of falling on the ice. Water parks. Ice cream. Flowers. Outdoor dining. Concerts in the park.

    Winter is better than summer. Pfft.

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    1. Ha. I said my opinion might be “unpopular,” not “insane”! Funny enough, I knew you’d be calling me out on this one. Then again, you are a dog owner…

      I had to dress in layers yesterday anyway, working in the garden and dripping with sweat in order to protect myself against mosquitoes and ticks and god-knows-what-other critter might be hellbent on biting me and giving me some incurable disease. To me, that’s no worse than shivering a little in the winter. Plus, the dark is cozy. I can light a fire in the wood stove and have a perfectly nice evening without venturing out!

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      1. The dark is not COZY. It’s DEPRESSING.

        Summer! The produce! Driving with the windows down! Barbecues! Long evenings! Kids running around town unsupervised doing things like fishing, riding their bikes, and being general nuisances. Dresses! (Okay, fine, maybe that’s not a selling point for you.)

        Sure, we live in a swamp and there are some bugs, but IT’S SUMMER!! Cozy winter. Pfft. We will not come to an agreement on this.

        Summer>Fall>Winter>Spring. This is how it is.

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  6. Dogs like to sniff around in the forest Trees and dogs both have barks.

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    1. And yet, I’ve never once seen a tree wag its tail. Lame.

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      1. OK, that got you a 10. Good boy!

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  7. I’m with you on summer. I like June, when it’s still relative cool but July and August’s searing heat, droughts and endless yard work? You can have it. Why does grass keep growing? Why do weeds never die when it stops raining but my flowers do? And don’t get me started on ticks.
    Yeah. December sounds pretty good.

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    1. And I’m with you on June. We can still have decently mild temperatures then. But once July rolls around, you’ve got the added fun of humidity thanks to corn sweat. We just had 90+ temps for a solid week…and the heat indices were pushing 100. Not my cup of tea.

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      1. We had that as well, it was horrible. Getting a beautiful break from it right now. High of 77 this week with no humidity. Yay!

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      2. It was 59 this morning, and that felt almost chilly. I loved it!

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  8. Oh my gosh, I am expecting you to know what my response is before I type it (like with the cheese!).

    I love the heat. I love being barefoot, I love being outside. I quite enjoy sweating, too. I love all the outdoor activities, the exercising, the gardening, the concerts, lying in the hammock, paddling the kayak, riding my bike, having the windows open, the lighting bugs, the song birds. Tracy is making me a clothes line, and I’m going to love drying clothes outside.

    I will say to you about bugs and summer what people say to me about the winter: you just have to wear the proper clothes and have good gear.

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    1. We have a clothes line. Gotta admit, it’s pretty nice to have fresh, air-dried clothing!

      I dressed in layers yesterday…long pants, socks up around the cuffs, flannel shirt, gloves, mosquito net headgear. And it was 80° and humid. I absolutely do not tolerate heat the way you do, so sure, I was protected from the bugs…while drenched in sweat. Sorry, but I just can’t abide that. Even our kayaking trip last weekend was just plain hot. Maybe I’ll like summer better when I’m old and have poor circulation, ha!

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      1. Flannel shirt? You can dress in layers against the bugs without cooking yourself.

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      2. Sure, I could have worn a different long-sleeve shirt, but it’s still going to be hot. I’m a person who’s very sensitive to the heat. But I used to be a lot worse…I did go for a hike in the stifling heat and humidity a few weeks ago. Past Mark never would have done that.

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      3. I do think a lot of it is what you’re used to – literally, what you’re acclimated to. As someone who is freaking cold all the dang time, I also agree that part of it is just who you are. Still, I have seen more midwesterners wearing black spandex in the heat, and that cracks me up because they look HOT! Light clothing, covering your skin in loose layers that move with you when you move. Linen, people. I guess they don’t have a lot of practice with it. Unlike, with goose down, for example!

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  9. I laughed out loud about your Disney movie. You really know how to bring it, Mark! And that picture – stunning.

    You two know how to bring the goodness to every season and event. I’m sure your daughter’s visit will be so fun!!

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  10. I’ve always loved autumn and I think that will still hold true even here. However I came at a time that even native Coloradans are unsure about the weather and what season it is so who knows really. It was pretty easy to be out and about comfortably in the months after I arrived so I hope that will be repeated as we get into September and beyond this year. Enjoy your time with daughter 🙂

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  11. I’m at the age where I’ve been giving up more jobs and paying someone to take over. As I was staining our deck this year, I kept thinking, This may be the last time I do this. I’ve always painted our houses, but I gave that up the last time. I’m still okay on a ladder, but all of the constant up and down tires me out. I likely won’t ever give up mowing the lawn on my riding mower,as I enjoy that, but I had my first accident ever a month ago when I rolled it on the uneven ground in our backyard. My wife and I were able to flip it upright, but by then a bunch of oil had gotten into the carburetor.

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  12. I hope they enjoy Wisconsin and see the beauty it has – also, wow – that sunrise did have a cool vibe in a The-Mothership-is-Landing kinda way…

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  13. hopefully the youngins’ will learn the magic powers of really living the domestic life at some point, nice shot of the sunset/mothership surveying your area and decided, ‘nah, not today.’

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  14. Cheese curds, beer, repeat. Who wouldn’t like that? Agree on summer being overhyped. I loved it growing up in NE Ohio, but as a grownup, whose summer work schedule is about that same as every other season’s–and who now lives in the swamp–summer mostly sucks. It’s too hot here to eat dinner outside. It’s even brutal at the pool. So, unless you live RIGHT on the water, it’s just not enjoyable outside. Winter, I can bundle up a little. I understand long underwear and am a SmartWool stan. Hanging on for fall around here. Enjoy the time with your fam!

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  15. Boy, there are some people who have very strong opinions about summer and winter. 😂

    I agree with you — summer is overrated. I don’t necessarily love winter, but I do love that winter doesn’t constantly nag me into making plans. I can be lazier in winter and not feel guilty about it.

    I am laughing at your daughter and her wife. They have no idea how much fun they’re going to have in Wisconsin. Has she never met you before?? She is going to be exhausted by the end of the trip. And all the cheese?? I cannot wait to read all about it.

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  16. Put out cheese curds as an appetizer.

    That is all.

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  17. Oh, I love summer. I think all the seasons have something lovely to recommend them but I am a Summer Girl at heart. Then again, I truly love that “stepping into an oven” feeling and also weeding. And produce! And not having to layer up to walk the dog. But winter is unfairly maligned, I think. It can be really beautiful! What I’m saying is I am Buddy the Elf and I love everything and smiling is my favourite.

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  18. The thing I enjoy about the ice cream joints we frequent is that they are open year round…nothing like ice cream in the winter 😁

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  19. Love summer! Shirt, shorts and out… no hunting for gloves or putting on another layer. Light until 10pm, perfect. Winter sucks… count me out. I agree about the mozzies though – I’d drink a pint of DEET every morning and hang the consequences

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  20. Summer is definitely my least favorite season. It’s just too bloody hot around here to enjoy any outside activities.

    I tell Kenn that we’re doing camping wrong since we don’t have a dog. We always seem to be the only ones at any given campground without a canine companion.🤷‍♀️

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  21. One word: Flip-Flops!!! 🙂

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