One day last week, I grabbed the mail and ended up with a surprise that left me feeling very antsy. I am not proud of my reaction. I’m purple in this text exchange, Tara is green.

To be fair, I was not expecting to find the contents of my mailbox swarming with ants, so instinct kicked in when I dropped that handful of insect-covered mail into the street (and then later went chasing after half of it thanks to a sudden gust of wind). I have a lifelong phobia of ants, which is a little embarrassing to admit, but it is what it is.

I Raid-ed the little bastards and then cleaned the mailbox with soap and hot water. And hung up a tiny No Vacancy sign in case those suckers try to come back.

Not a bad way to spend a birthday(s)

Day 3 of my birthday weekend (hey, why not?) is winding down and I’m feeling pretty good. Maybe it’s the chocolate milk I drank this morning, a once-a-year treat I have enjoyed on every birthday since…well, 2024. Hey, not all traditions have to be longstanding! Or perhaps I am experiencing a general sense of accomplishment and wonder.

Probably all of the above.

Saturday, we were busy clearing the fallen trees and branches from our garden fence. As you’ll recall, 70-mph winds from a thunderstorm caused widespread tree damage across town two weeks ago. We broke out the chainsaw and made fairly quick work of everything.

By the way, that might actually have been the result of a lightning strike. Sure looks like it to me, but then again, I’m no lightning-damage expert.

All that hard work was rewarded Sunday evening with dinner at The Village Supper Club in Delavan. Not only was the ambience first-rate, if you’re into MCM vibes and lakefront views, but the food was predictably delicious, from the Crab De Jonghe starter to the pork shank over Boursin whipped potatoes. One bite and I’d decided this was my new favorite supper club entree ever.

Yes, we took stuff home. Leftover food, I should clarify, and not those nifty gold salt-and-pepper shakers I was afraid might accidentally fall into my pockets when I stood up to leave. (They did not, by the way.)

Today, for my actual birthday, I really wanted to go hiking and drink chocolate milk. Goal #1 was quickly accomplished, as mentioned above, but hitting the trail was a dicier proposition, as rain and thunderstorms were forecast all morning. I finally said eff it and went anyway.

Didn’t regret it for a second.

The rain was light and intermittent for my first stop, a three-miler along the Scuppernong Trail, so I stayed fairly dry. Even defied gravity for a bit. But my luck ran out when I pulled into the parking lot of Scuppernong Springs Nature Park (such fun names!). Within minutes I was drenched, and the trail was muddy, and thunder rumbled ominously, but I soldiered on because this was a really cool place!

There were so many side trails I started to get turned around, but I couldn’t help myself; each offered a completely unique experience. Finally I decided to cut my losses, afraid I might wander around hopelessly lost for hours, and backtracked until I made my way to Zoey.

I was absolutely soaked, but didn’t even care.

By the way, that wife of mine got me the best damn birthday gift ever. I was over the moon excited to unwrap this:

A NASA-themed rocket lava lamp?! Shut the front door! Possibly the only thing to compete for my lava lamp affection would be my obsession with spaceflight. She really nailed this gift. (Inter)stellar job, babe!

And, she made me a carrot cake—my favorite—that, to carry on the theme, is out of this world.

Feels like I got spoiled this year!


32 responses to “Annual chocolate milk and trails of wonder.”

  1. Way to go, Tara! It’s great when gift givers gift gifts that we LOVE!

    I’m not a fan of hiking in the rain on mud-soaked trails and you’re not a fan of ants, which don’t disturb me in the least . . . although I do want them to stay OUTSIDE.

    Glad you enjoyed your rain-soaked hike and your supper club fare.

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    1. Fortunately, it wasn’t too muddy until the very end. But it was really muddy then. In retrospect, I should have cut my hike five minutes shorter.

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  2. This sounds like a great birthday weekend, egg laden mailbox ants aside.
    The dinner club looks fab. Lovely meal presentation.
    And yes, the NASA lava lamp is pure kitschy gold.
    Bravo Tara!

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    1. Ever since you mentioned your toy Apollo capsule, I am on the lookout every time we hit an antique or vintage store. As I have been for rocket lava lamps, but to date have yet to find one.

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      1. It’s amazing how few are out there when you think how popular space toys once were. We do a lot of antique stores and I’ve never seen the one I had. It was epic… spun around, lit up and then the doors opened and the astronaut came out.
        I’m still looking for that picture.
        😉

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      2. That’s a good point. I guess few people are willing to part with something so cool.

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  3. I am so impressed with Tara’s gift. She must love you…to the moon and back.

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    1. On a semi-related note, my favorite meme during the Artemis II mission was a lunar flyby that showed Alice Kramden down there, just as Ralph always threatened.

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  4. Happy birthday, Mark!

    I’m so curious why the ants were drawn to the mailbox? A spilled shipment of maple syrup, or an intentional prank on Uncle Mark!

    Rainy hikes are the best. I’m probably biased as a deprived desert rat, but there’s something incredible about being soaked to the bone in surrounded by trees and the patter of rainfall. The food and lava lamp are awesome too! What a great weekend!!

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    1. Thank you! I was wondering the same thing about the ants. Never spotted a single one in there before, and suddenly, there are fifty billion swarming all over the place. What gives?

      At least I had the foresight to pack a good rain jacket. Technically, it was the jacket that was soaked, not actually me. It did its job!

      (Though my joggers did not, ergo, I was half-soaked. From the waist down.)

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  5. Love the mid air jump photo

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    1. Funny thing is, that was my first attempt. I tried at least another half a dozen times after that but could never duplicate it.

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  6. Happy birthday! Please send some of that rain our way. The southern part of the state is currently on flames.

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  7. Happy Birthday!

    Maybe the ants were gathering for a birthday celebration in your honour? I have had infestations in my HOUSE before and omg, I do not want to revisit that particular time of my life. The tl;dr is I tried a lot of organic and natural solutions before bringing out the Raid, no regrets.

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  8. Happy birthday! I love that lava lamp. I think the only thing better than receiving the perfect gift is finding the perfect gift and watching the recipient open it. Ants in the mailbox would totally creep me out.

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  9. happy birthday!!! i love to extend mine out as long as possible too! as for the ants, i guessing ant man is not your favorite super hero, and you should probably not watch THEM, or maybe you should because it might make you laugh at the ‘monsters.’ glad you guys made it to ‘da club and tara really did an amazing job picking out that gift, as always, that is super cool, and she could definitely be a professional, gift picker-outer for hire one day!

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  10. Good job, birthday boy. Remember when we actually got excited for another birthday? Nah, neither do I.

    Great touch with the no vacancy sign. I feel like you could have left a picture of a Raid can next to your sign for those slow learners.

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  11. Were you like a huge chocolate milk drinker as a kid ?

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  12. Looks like a great birthday celebration Mark. I am totally impressed by that jump btw!

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  13. Carrot cake and NASA lava lamp: you saved the best for last! No wonder you jumped for joy in the park…but then that was before you knew about the CC & NLL!!!! 😉

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  14. If you’ve never read the short story “Leiningen versus the ants”, you probably shouldn’t. I read it in school as a kid and re-read it last year when someone posted about ants.

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  15. Um, let me repeat this … Day 3 of your Birthday Weekend! How far out do we go? Do you get a gift each day? How many NASA Lava lamps have you collected? Oh I’m full of questions. Is there real moon lava in your lava lamp? But here’s my most important question: what are the hours of the supper club? With three day birthdays, awesome food, fun looking trails …. I really need to move to Wisc! Be there soon! Ha ha.

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  16. That is THE coolest lava lamp ever. Way to go, Tara.

    Don’t let anyone give you trouble about birthday weekend. And you’re still in your birthday week- so keep celebrating.

    We still haven’t been to a supper club. I need to make this happen in 2026.

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  17. What a great birthday weekend. I hope you continue to celebrate this entire week! I love the lava lamp. It’s truly the perfect gift for you. This supper club looks more upscale than the others you’ve posted about? Party on, Mark.

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  18. We have tiny little ants that invade our kitchen and downstairs bathroom this time of year and my husband acts like the Nazis have arrived. *sigh* Taro traps seemed to have calmed things for the most part, but I will be sure to keep you updated on the situation as it progresses. (I will not actually do that.)

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  19. That’s odd about the ants… wonder where they came from. And you stood true to your intention to do something cool and non-work related on your birthday. 🙂

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  20. That’s an incredible and creative gift–way to go, Tara! Carrot cake and hummingbird cake are two of my absolute favorites. Yum! The supper club sounds delightful; I would like it for its ambiance as well as the food.

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  21. So good – and we unwittingly were continuing this theme because we watched Apollo 13 on your birthday. When it came to the square peg in the round hole, I thought of you. How perfect is that?

    Love the defying gravity pic – so good! Happy birthday, Mark!

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  22. That’s quite the athletic jump for a 64-year-old. Wait. How old are you again? 😉
    That is quite the apropos gift. Well done, Tara.
    We’re headed camping in Wisconsin this weekend. The Husband wondered aloud if we’d go to a supper club… I went to supper clubs with my family all the time growing up, but never thought much about them. Your posts about them have me wondering, “Was there something I was missing?” So, maybe we’ll go and investigate.

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  23. Now, do tell how you go that photo in mid-air! I know about timers, but I never can get my phone set up in a nook in the woods without it falling down before I get in place.

    Great birthday deets!

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  24. I feel like such a schmuck for being late to your birthday post! And when was this friggin’ thing? Yesterday! The day I was chatting with you and said nothing of your birthday because I’m a fool who should have this date tattooed… somewhere? Shoot, man. Happy belated birthday. I’m going to tell myself that chatting with me about my visit was all the birthday gift from me you needed, right? Right??

    No Vacancy sign-ha! Shoot, ants all over your mail and such, then chasing letters down the street… dude. Suckage. Funny about the chocolate milk “tradition.” I like that you’re 5 again. Impressive jump photo! Seems you got some air! And I’m glad you enjoyed your soaking stroll. Heated seats in your new car?? Yes, Tara nailed the gift. That’s super awesome.

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  25. Belated birthday wishes fellow Taurean – sounds like a great way to spend your day. When you’re somewhere beautiful outdoors, somehow getting wet isn’t as terrible as getting wet somewhere boring.

    Tara certainly nailed your gift – you’ve got a good one there. Himself has a habit of buying me the perfect gift too. Most recently, a gorgeous hardback containing the remastered Apollo photos – just epic!

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