69 days to go!!
Speaking of 69, about a month ago I decided to create a new gmail account because the one I’ve been using for years was getting a lot of spam. And I don’t mean the good kind that comes in a can! So I chose first name last name 69 at gmail dot com. Deb and Not A Palindrome at work were all, “No, don’t do that!” When I asked why not, they said, “69, Mark? Really?”
Now, I’m no dummy. I know full well there is a sexual connotation associated with the number 69. But I figured my coworkers were blowing things way out of proportion and over-exaggerating the negative response such an email address would receive. 69 is a perfectly respectable number and, conveniently, the year of my birth, so it made sense for me to use it. Throwing caution to the wind, I set it up and messaged all my contacts, asking them to update my information.
And then the emails started pouring in.
I fired up Ye Olde Internet and learned that Deb and NAP were correct. Using 69 in an email address is a no-no.
Don’t ever use the number 69 in your email address, even if that’s your birth or graduation year. Assume readers will think the worst.
Well, crap. Quit thinking the worst, ya perverts!
For the record, you should also never use 420 or 666. Who knew?!
I walked away from the experience pretty embarrassed after so many people had a good laugh at my expense. And also, I might add, feeling sorry for the number 69. What did it ever do to earn such a reputation, anyway? Other than look like…well…umm…
Anyway. 69 days until we move. One month ago was our STP concert and the next day our countdown dropped into double digits and I thought, holy shit, 99 days. It’s coming up fast. Well, folks: now it’s coming up really fast!
With this in mind, yesterday we started packing. We spent 3+ hours boxing up a whole bunch of stuff – mostly books, but also miscellaneous living room, bathroom, and kitchen items. On the surface it doesn’t look like we did all that much, but step into Audrey’s vacant bedroom now and there’s a pretty good pile of boxes there. It’s a process, one that we will devote a few hours every to weekend between now and late June. I’m glad for the early start. Breaking down the work into manageable little chunks like this makes it feel much less overwhelming.
By evening we were ready for a break, and embarked upon a date night. It’s been a while since we’ve had one of those. I wanted to treat Tara to a nice dinner to celebrate my impending remote employment opportunity, so we settled on a little French bistro in Portland called Verdigris. Dinner was good from start to finish: an asparagus soup amuse bouche with crumbled bleu cheese; sea salted dinner rolls; lobster bisque and scallops for her, a mushroom tarte and duck two ways for me. Plus a couple of pineapple and rosemary greyhound cocktails.
We drove to Powell’s Books next, and I got a little choked up when we walked through the doors. I love that place and have many fond memories there. I consider Powell’s the single best thing about Portland. We wandered around for close to an hour, which is barely enough time to scratch the surface, really. Inspired by “Hamilton,” I picked up a couple of books on the American Revolution. Ahh, Powell’s. I shall miss you dearly.
After shopping for books, we drove across the river to Rimsky-Korsakoffeehouse for coffee and dessert. I’ve mentioned this place before; we took blogging friends from Texas there when they were visiting Portland in 2016, and have gone a few times on our own. It was definitely on our list of places to visit again before moving. Besides having a very clever name, it’s the very definition of “keep Portland weird” – dim lights, flickering candles, creepy piano music, tables that move on their own accord, and a bathroom that defies description. I had a slice of warm ginger cake and a cinnamon latte, Tara got the chocolate pot de creme and a cinnamon mocha. Both were superb. We got back home around 10:00 and declared it a perfect night.
Today won’t be nearly as exciting, but also, we aren’t packing. So there is that.
Countdown: 69 Days*
3 thoughts on “What’s Wrong with 69?!”
Mark, it’s so funny because I got your first email about your new email and honestly thought nothing of the number “69.”. Then, when I got your second email saying to ignore the first email, it finally dawned on me. And that’s hilarious because I have such a dirty mind, and yet, that totally went over my head!
Yup, I started packing several months ago, well, I wouldn’t say “packing” but rather organizing and getting rid of stuff so that when I do move, I’ll have a minimal amount. I’ve streamlined a lot of my stuff, which is amazing because I’m pretty much a minimalist and have very little excess in my apartment.
Your two food photographs look faaaaaabulous! Yum-my!
Aahhhh….a real bookstore. How nice. Because you don’t see them anymore.
Have a super week, my friend
That date was right up my alley! Tres bien, Monsieur! Yup, stay away from that number. Some smartass wrote it all over my yearbook in a hide and seek fashion, so it appears on random pages. Also, avoid 88, because apparently, it’s some Nazi thing.