My town embraces Less Mow May (a compromise for those who don’t want to commit to NO mowing at all this month). I’m all for protecting the pollinators, but this is ridiculous.

Letting our grass grow this tall wasn’t intentional. I’d planned on cutting it last weekend, but when I fired up the John Deere for his inaugural spring run earlier this month, I once again ended up with deep ruts and grooves all over the yard. I’d originally attributed this to soggy soil, and then under-inflated tires, but the weather has dried up and the tires are at full PSI now, so it was pretty apparent something else was going on.

“It’s pretty apparent something else is going on,” I said to Tara.

I’d noticed the deck on the riding mower was uneven, so I grabbed a wrench to straighten it out. When I dropped to my hands and knees and peered beneath the undercarriage, I discovered why my lawn tractor is tearing up the yard with each pass.

One side of the mower deck is perfectly fine. Technically that’s the passenger side, I guess, though there’s only one seat, so the only place I can fit an extra rider is on my lap. The other (driver’s) side, it turns out, is missing the nut and trunnion that connect the bolt to the deck, leaving it dangling haplessly, which causes the deck to drag against the turf every time I make a left turn. Which is pretty often, judging by those donuts in the yard. Not good for the grass, and definitely not good for the mower.

@%^$!

Initially, we blamed the local repair shop. Last year, I ran over a sharp piece of metal, bending the blade and busting the spindle, putting JD out of commission for five weeks. It appeared that they had forgotten to reattach a key component after replacing those parts. And maybe they did, but we got the mower back in June, and I didn’t experience any problems until August, so it’s possible it was there all along but fell off. Though if that’s the case, I still blame the repair shop, because it means the nut and trunnion weren’t tightened enough.

Anyhoo. John Deere doesn’t sell the replacement kit, but I found one through a third-party seller on Amazon. I paid $15 for expedited delivery, and it was supposed to arrive yesterday—but I got a notice that it’s delayed until next Tuesday. One day earlier than the non-expedited delivery was scheduled. At the risk of sounding like a broken record…

@%^$!

We have a gas-powered push mower that I use for certain sections of the yard, like the steep slope out front and a few of the harder-to-reach areas in back. Non-self-propelled, sadly. I may have to break down and do the whole yard with it. A laborious task that’ll take hours, I’m sure, but if I let the grass go much longer, we’ll need to buy machetes and hack our way through a jungle just to reach the garden. That simply won’t do (and I doubt Menard’s sells them anyway).

On a positive note, we have a three-day weekend coming up, and I could not be more excited! Actually, it’ll be 3.5 days for me; in addition to our generous vacation package, CheeseGov gives us 36 hours of personal time to use as we see fit. It’s always tricky to figure out when to use that half-day, but tacking it onto an already-long holiday weekend seemed like a good plan to me.

I may end up spending that free time pushing a lawn mower across .8 acres’ worth of grass. But we also have kayaking and cocktails and smoked meat on the agenda, so there’ll be plenty o’ non-labor happening, too.

Are you doing anything fun this holiday weekend?


13 responses to “It’s a jungle out there.”

  1. Well, I just finished mowing my lawn, and tomorrow I’m going to watch The Mandalorian and Grogu.

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    1. Wanna come mow mine next? I’ll pay for your Star Wars tickets.

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      1. 😂 That’s what my neighbor said. Too late about the tickets, I got them like three days ago.

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  2. Well, I’d like to say that 1/2 the battle is figuring out the problem and coming up with a workable solution . . . but that would ignore the fact that you still have a large and shaggy lawn to mow and NO working tractor at your disposal.

    Best of luck getting the yard work done in time to enjoy your long weekend.

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    1. Actually, I do take comfort in that. I was proud of the fact that I was able to diagnose the problem and figure out how to fix it, seeing as how my mechanical skills are sadly lacking.

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  3. You must be the next Jackson Pollack… Enjoy your extra-long weekend, Mark!

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    1. Sadly, starving is still the perfect adjective to describe this artist.

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  4. It’s good you figured it out! Maybe borrow a cow or 3 and let them graze for the afternoon. That should take care of most of the tall stuff. Plus you get fertilizer as well so it’s a win-win 🙂

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    1. Believe me, if renting a few cows were an option, I’d be all over that!

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  5. Being retired, I’d forgotten all about the holiday weekend. As a teacher, I kept close track of every day off and this one was a biggie: nice weather (usually) close to the end of the school year and the students sometimes acted like wild animals on crack. That looks like a chore with a mower! I have a non-self-propelled one, but my grass is shorter and I have a smaller lawn. Good luck! That’s frustrating about the riding mower–grrrr. We have to trust repair people and, in my case, I would have no idea what to check over upon getting a machine back.

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    1. I’ll admit, there’s a certain satisfaction in being able to diagnose the problem myself. I’ve never been the handiest guy in the world, so this is progress. I’m ready to give the repair guys the benefit of the doubt, but Tara swears we’ll never use them again. We still have a snow blower that needs fixing though…

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  6. Wait… there is a holiday coming up? Thanks for the heads up. We’ll be actively avoiding holiday crowds this weekend and on Monday, I guess.

    I’m glad you found out what is wrong with your mower. Those ruts are pretty nasty. I hope your poor lawn can heal itself.

    Have a great 3.5 days off!

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  7. To give you a bit of historical perspective, that ½ day used to be the afternoon of Good Friday. One day the state realized there was no hiding that it is a religious holiday (but Christmas isn’t, apparently having some secularity), so they switched it to 4 hours of “personal time” to be taken whenever you want (including that Friday).

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