My town embraces Less Mow May (a compromise for those who don’t want to commit to NO mowing all month). I’m all for protecting the pollinators, but this is ridiculous.

Letting our grass grow this tall wasn’t intentional. I’d planned on cutting it last weekend, but when I fired up the John Deere for his inaugural spring run earlier this month, I once again ended up with deep ruts and grooves all over the yard. I’d originally attributed this to soggy soil, and then under-inflated tires, but the weather has dried up and the tires are at full PSI now, so it was pretty apparent something else was going on.

“It’s pretty apparent something else is going on,” I said to Tara.

I’d noticed the deck on the riding mower was uneven, so I grabbed a wrench to straighten it out. When I dropped to my hands and knees and peered beneath the undercarriage, I discovered why my lawn tractor is tearing up the yard with each pass.

One side of the mower deck is perfectly fine. Technically that’s the passenger side, I guess, though there’s only one seat, so the only place I can fit an extra rider is on my lap. The other (driver’s) side, it turns out, is missing the nut and trunnion that connect the bolt to the deck, leaving it dangling haplessly, which causes the deck to drag against the turf every time I make a left turn. Which is pretty often, judging by those donuts in the yard. Not good for the grass, and definitely not good for the mower.

@%^$!

Initially, we blamed the local repair shop. Last year, I ran over a sharp piece of metal, bending the blade and busting the spindle, putting JD out of commission for five weeks. It appeared that they had forgotten to reattach a key component after replacing those parts. And maybe they did, but we got the mower back in June, and I didn’t experience any problems until August, so it’s possible it was there all along but fell off. Though if that’s the case, I still blame the repair shop, because it means the nut and trunnion weren’t tightened enough.

Anyhoo. John Deere doesn’t sell the replacement kit, but I found one through a third-party seller on Amazon. I paid $15 for expedited delivery, and it was supposed to arrive yesterday—but I got a notice that it’s delayed until next Tuesday. One day earlier than the non-expedited delivery was scheduled. At the risk of sounding like a broken record…

@%^$!

We have a gas-powered push mower that I use for certain sections of the yard, like the steep slope out front and a few of the harder-to-reach areas in back. Non-self-propelled, sadly. I may have to break down and do the whole yard with it. A laborious task that’ll take hours, I’m sure, but if I let the grass go much longer, we’ll need to buy machetes and hack our way through a jungle just to reach the garden. That simply won’t do (and I doubt Menard’s sells them anyway).

On a positive note, we have a three-day weekend coming up, and I could not be more excited! Actually, it’ll be 3.5 days for me; in addition to our generous vacation package, CheeseGov gives us 36 hours of personal time to use as we see fit. It’s always tricky to figure out when to use that half-day, but tacking it onto an already-long holiday weekend seemed like a good plan to me.

I may end up spending that free time pushing a lawn mower across .8 acres’ worth of grass. But we also have kayaking and cocktails and smoked meat on the agenda, so there’ll be plenty o’ non-labor happening, too.

Three hours later…

UPDATE: So glad the parts kit arrived shortly after I spent my lunch hour mowing the front and side yards…

@%^$!

Are you doing anything fun this holiday weekend?


61 responses to “It’s a jungle out there.”

  1. Well, I just finished mowing my lawn, and tomorrow I’m going to watch The Mandalorian and Grogu.

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    1. Wanna come mow mine next? I’ll pay for your Star Wars tickets.

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      1. 😂 That’s what my neighbor said. Too late about the tickets, I got them like three days ago.

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      2. May The Force be with you then. Carry on!

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  2. Well, I’d like to say that 1/2 the battle is figuring out the problem and coming up with a workable solution . . . but that would ignore the fact that you still have a large and shaggy lawn to mow and NO working tractor at your disposal.

    Best of luck getting the yard work done in time to enjoy your long weekend.

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    1. Actually, I do take comfort in that. I was proud of the fact that I was able to diagnose the problem and figure out how to fix it, seeing as how my mechanical skills are sadly lacking.

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  3. You must be the next Jackson Pollack… Enjoy your extra-long weekend, Mark!

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    1. Sadly, starving is still the perfect adjective to describe this artist.

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  4. It’s good you figured it out! Maybe borrow a cow or 3 and let them graze for the afternoon. That should take care of most of the tall stuff. Plus you get fertilizer as well so it’s a win-win 🙂

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    1. Believe me, if renting a few cows were an option, I’d be all over that!

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  5. Being retired, I’d forgotten all about the holiday weekend. As a teacher, I kept close track of every day off and this one was a biggie: nice weather (usually) close to the end of the school year and the students sometimes acted like wild animals on crack. That looks like a chore with a mower! I have a non-self-propelled one, but my grass is shorter and I have a smaller lawn. Good luck! That’s frustrating about the riding mower–grrrr. We have to trust repair people and, in my case, I would have no idea what to check over upon getting a machine back.

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    1. I’ll admit, there’s a certain satisfaction in being able to diagnose the problem myself. I’ve never been the handiest guy in the world, so this is progress. I’m ready to give the repair guys the benefit of the doubt, but Tara swears we’ll never use them again. We still have a snow blower that needs fixing though…

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  6. Wait… there is a holiday coming up? Thanks for the heads up. We’ll be actively avoiding holiday crowds this weekend and on Monday, I guess.

    I’m glad you found out what is wrong with your mower. Those ruts are pretty nasty. I hope your poor lawn can heal itself.

    Have a great 3.5 days off!

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    1. You’re the second retired person unaware that Monday was a holiday. I guess weekends are no big deal either. I’m jealous! In any case, enjoy your next rest of your life off, Janis!

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  7. To give you a bit of historical perspective, that ½ day used to be the afternoon of Good Friday. One day the state realized there was no hiding that it is a religious holiday (but Christmas isn’t, apparently having some secularity), so they switched it to 4 hours of “personal time” to be taken whenever you want (including that Friday).

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    1. Oh, really? That’s interesting…but why wasn’t Good Friday a full 8-hour holiday?

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      1. Because people tend to go to church from noon to three and that was when they could be off work. I guess the state didn’t want us to be off work for his hiking time, just the cross time.

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      2. Ahh. Heathen that I am, I’ve learned something new today.

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  8. Kayaking, smoked meat and cocktails sounds perfect!

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    1. Luckily, the weather looks like it’s going to cooperate too!

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  9. The donuts on your lawn could almost be a Celtic knot. Next time it happens, try that excuse.
    We’ve been battling rain and wind and soggy grass as well. Part of our weekend will be yard work…. with post mowing adult beverages on the barn porch.

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    1. I’m ready to make mid-mowing adult beverages a thing!

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      1. Which is an even better idea…

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  10. Lol! Hey, you got exercise, right? And you’ll appreciate a working JD so much more after doing things the hard way. (Trying to find the silver lining, clearly.)

    This: “It’s pretty apparent something else is going on,” I said to Tara. –is funny.

    Half days, huh? Like, maybe you wanna take one on June 10? Something about a smoker or something or other….?

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    1. June 10? My SIL’s wedding anniversary? She’s in Nevada, so I’d need more than a half-day to celebrate that…

      I kid, of course. Tara’s taking that day off to clean. I’m probably not supposed to tell you that though.

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      1. Hahaha! Oh, poor Tara. If she saw our house, she wouldn’t bother.

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      2. I tell her all the time people don’t care! But she cares, which I suppose justifies her hard work.

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      3. If it makes her happy, I’m glad to provide her a reason to get down and dirty… to get clean? Whatever. You know what I mean. Just no bonking her head on the bathroom sink. I don’t want to see blood stains. Gosh, that makes no sense to people who don’t read your blog.

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      4. I love the callback! Even though the whole thing was a nightmare for me.

        Well, Tara too, I’m guessing.

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      5. Except for the “I sassed him” part. Epic!

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      6. I still can’t believe she did that. Made me proud!

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      7. 😛 Almost made you arrested! I guess she could get away with that in WI. In CA, it would be “Stop. Slammer time.”

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  11. LMAO over that update.

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    1. I’m glad someone finds the humor in it!

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  12. Sorry about all the mower mishaps, Mark. We bought a good-sized house with a huge yard almost 30 years ago. Like an idiot, I tried to cut the entire lawn with our push mower, bagging all the grass. I managed to finish once (just under seven hours) and promptly went out and bought a lawn tractor. I’m a regular Forrest Gump now and still enjoy mowing all these years later.

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    1. Smart move. I could cut the entire yard with a push mower, but that would take forever. We invested in the John Deere right after moving in, before the snow had even melted.

      Give my regards to Jenny!

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  13. We are going to aim for doing something more fun than mowing the lawn but less fun than kayaking! The cocktails will probably be involved.

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    1. Sounds like you’ve honed in on what’s most important. Have a great weekend, Geoff!

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  14. Wow, you have a big lawn! It’s not a long weekend here, last weekend was our long weekend and we had houseguests. But then again, I don’t work, so every weekend is a long weekend/ no weekend is a long weekend. My husband is going to a Memorial Cup game (do you follow WHL, probably not I’m guessing) tonight, so it’s going to be a wild night of watching a BBC period drama and going to bed at eight for me.

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    1. I don’t even know what WHL is, but I’m assuming sticks and pucks are involved. Western Hockey League? Something like that?

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      1. Yes on both counts: sticks and pucks, and it is the Western Hockey League!

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      2. Damn. I’m more knowledgeable than I thought!

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  15. Going to Met game on Monday. Pickleball. Watch knicks on Saturday. book club.

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    1. Baseball and Memorial Day are a good combo. Have fun!

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  16. that’s crazy and i was going to guess and underground critter, and my mind went right to ‘caddyshack’. ) enjoy the weekend, i’ll be doing a mash up of things and relaxing in between

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    1. I thought of “Caddyshack” too. The problem is, I told the digging hotline I wouldn’t be using dynamite.

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  17. I’m sorry. I know there was more to this post than this…but when I read “passenger side” — in reference to your lawn mower, I did a near spit take at my desk. Oy, malloy! (I have no inkling what that means…my made-up phrase right there, but I know you’ll get the feeling behind it!) And your grassy grooves look like crop circles. Are you sending…or receiving messages, Mark???? 🤣💝🤣

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    1. All the cool kids are saying “Oy, Malloy!” these days. (Well, probably not. But they should be!)

      No interstellar messages, I swear. My long-distance plan kinda sucks.

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  18. Nice troubleshooting, Mark. So glad to see you manifested an early (late) delivery. I’m laughing about Menard’s not selling them. I’ve never even been to Menard’s and I get that joke! 🙂

    Enjoy your long weekend, my friend!

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    1. Do you randomly wake up at 2 a.m. with the Menard’s jingle running through your head? That’s the mark of a true Midwesterner!

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  19. I feel as though I remember my dad having to fix his JD riding mower a lot, but I could also be thinking of all the other crap he was always working on in our garage. My dad could fix anything, but swearing was often involved.

    We had an out-of-town wedding this weekend that we are back from. Heading to my oldest daughter’s house today for a cookout. Weather is completely cloudy and in the 60’s. Boo!

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    1. Sunny and 80s here. Wanna trade?!

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  20. @%^$! for sure!

    One look at the photo, and I said to myself: His blade is all sorts of off. (Look at me, a lawnmower expert!)

    Glad you figured it out and didn’t have to pay someone to fix it for you, but still, that looks terrible!

    I spent my weekend listening to other people’s music choices—not exactly fun while outside, but we made up for it in other ways. I won’t let others ruin my fun, dammnit.

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    1. It seems so obvious in retrospect, but there were a bunch of other things that could have conceivably been affecting it. I’m happy to report that I got the replacement parts attached and immediately cut the grass. No ruts or grooves! Score!

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  21. You really need some goats. I know a place in Door County…

    We had such beautiful weather this weekend, didn’t we? I figured you probably had the same.

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    1. I would love to have goats. We’ve talked about that! But alas, with a garden, that’s just asking for trouble.

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  22. Kenn gets twitchy if he can’t mow the grass, LOL. We didn’t do anything special for Memorial Day.

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    1. I do too, so I was glad to get it done!

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  23. I think the flowering grasses look beautiful and the insect crisis is real – you must have noticed how many fewer insects there are than when we were kids? Spattered number plates are a thing of the past. Let the grass alone and have a fun weekend

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    1. The issue is, that tall grass is a refuge for mosquitoes and ticks. I’m pretty sure we can both agree neither is the least bit beneficial!

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