And just like that, my first week at CheeseGov is a wrap!

New jobs are always tough in the beginning. You want to contribute, but there’s that pesky learning curve to contend with, not to mention tons of onboarding requirements. Janis commented on a recent post, It always took me about a week to quiet the ‘what have I done?!’ voice in my head when I started a new job.

Boy, do I get that.

Wednesday night, I awoke at 1:30, and my brain said, “Sleep is overrated. Let’s have a mental freakout instead!” I tossed and turned for hours, fretting over stupid shit like not knowing certain processes or how to access files I’d need or who to turn to for help if I couldn’t figure something out. Things that nobody would master after three days at a new job, but in the dead of night, they took on an ominous weight. The voices in your head are loudest at 3 a.m. I’m very confident in my skills, but take me out of my comfort zone, and – as another blogger suggested – I’m beset by imposter’s syndrome. Luckily, I was feeling considerably better the next day, even if I was dragging a little.

Better rested and with five days under my belt now, my first impressions of CheeseGov are nothing but positive. Everyone has been warm and welcoming – the very definition of Midwest nice. I may be the new guy, but they treat me with courtesy and respect. My role is outward-facing and the work touches on several key areas that affect every Sconnie to some degree. This was a great move for me at this stage in my career, so those voices in my head can suck it.

There are four of us on the communications team: an external communications manager (me), internal communications manager (R), videographer (S), and communications director, Marcie (my supervisor). Whom I learned, a few days before starting, has been appointed to a deputy assistant state position, which means the person I admired tremendously and bonded with two years ago is moving on once a replacement is appointed. Well, crap. She’s very deserving and I’m happy for her, but selfishly, wish I could have worked with her longer. I can only hope my future boss is half as awesome.

The CheeseGov building I work in is one giant six-floor maze of cubicles, offices, and conference rooms. Walking from my cubicle to the bathroom takes 17 minutes! (OK, I may be exaggerating slightly, but I am racking up 3,000 steps every day just walking around the office.) And it’s a lot quieter than I’m used to. I guess government hubbub is more muted than agency hubbub.

One of the biggest perks is simply working in Madison. The city is what drew us to Wisconsin in the first place, and I assumed we’d end up buying our home there. Working there helps scratch that urban itch. There are so many options just a short drive from the office: the capital, State Street, great restaurants, a scenic park overlooking Lake Mendota. I zipped over to Trader Joe’s to do some shopping on my lunch break yesterday and got back with 10 minutes to spare. No more special trips to stock up anymore! And to think that we regularly drove 5+ hours for TJs runs in our past lif

Speaking of driving, yeah, commuting to Madison five days a week isn’t ideal. But I only have to do it for a few weeks, and then I’ll be able to work from home 3x a week. I miss my basement office and seeing the cats go nuts whenever birds and squirrels appear on the patio. Most of the time, traffic has flowed smoothly, but twice there were accidents that added 10-15 minutes to my drive. Fortunately, I’m only on the Beltline ­– the main highway that runs through Madison – for a brief three-mile stretch. The rest of the way there’s more corn than cars.  

I spent my first week familiarizing myself with policies and procedures, communications documents, and state laws and regulations pertinent to my position, and attending meetings. I have yet to do any actual writing, but that should change next week. The highlight was Thursday morning, when I spent three hours in our 5th-floor studio with S, our videographer. He talked about all the different equipment he uses, showed me how to set it up, and shot a video in which I had to read a script from a teleprompter – which, if you’ve never done so before, is way harder than it looks. I expected the teleprompter to guide me, but in reality, you guide the teleprompter. Eventually, I nailed it. Only took 15 takes, so clearly, I AM A NATURAL.

Something else fun happened on Thursday: we had a tornado drill. Remember last month when there was a real-life tornado warning at TobacCo, and everyone just milled around the window for a minute before returning to their workstations while I was looking for a safe place in which to cower fearfully? I’m happy to report that CheeseGov takes severe weather seriously. Alerts sounded and we all proceeded calmly to our designated shelter, the interior stairwell, until we were given the all-clear. Glancing at next Tuesday’s forecast, I’m glad we went over this.

That about sums up CheeseGov! I still need to talk about elevator roulette, the low talker, and the 50 First Dates dude, but I’ll save those for the next post.

As if all this excitement weren’t enough, my parents arrived for a visit on Thursday and will be staying until the middle of next week. It’s the first time we’ve seen them since the reunion, which was – holy cow! – seven months ago already. Obviously, we’re both working during much of their visit, but we have a full slate of activities planned this weekend. With sunshine and temperatures in the 70s forecast, last week’s snow feels like a distant memory. 


44 responses to “CheeseGov Chronicles, Week 1”

  1. Dare I say it Mark…you sort of sound like you’re turning into a normal guy with the whole commute, lunchtime errands, holy crap sleepless nights thing. Don’t let Cheesegov take the real Mark out of the guy we know and love- like frivolous cubicle decorations- for example.

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    1. Oh, there are frivolous cubicle decorations. Several people have commented on my red mini fridge. Guess I’ll add that to my next post too!

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  2. I actually interviewed with someone who wouldn’t have been my supervisor, but would have been my supervisor’s supervisor. They seemed very cool…and I accepted a role there looking forward to working with the person I spoke with. As it turned out, they were headed out the front door for a new job elsewhere shortly after I started. That was a bummer, so I get not getting to work with Marcie at CheeseGov. Getting three days a week at home will most certainly be a welcome respite from the five day a week commute. Enjoy those weekend activities with mom and dad.🙂

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    1. Why is it that the only time supervisors leave, they’re the ones you really like? A couple of bosses I had were real jackasses, but they stuck around forever.

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  3. All gov’t jobs have a steep learning curve and will take a while to master but from all these positive aspects, it sounds like you’re on your way to a fulfilling career. Yay for you!

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    1. Thanks! I have no doubt I’ll get there.

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  4. When I first started teaching, I’d leave staff meetings in a total panic because there was so much jargon and I didn’t know if any of the directives applied to me. I think I felt that way for a couple of years, actually. Not a fun feeling. (Now I know very little of it applied to me as a specialist – it was for the regular classroom teachers.)
    I hate it when you have a great team and then someone leaves. I live in fear that our numbers will be cut and a beloved team member will be forced to move to another school. It’s happened before and it stinks.
    Glad you’ve quieted the voices in your head in the wee hours. I’m no stranger to that feeling!

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    1. I guess cutbacks and funding are real issues in academia. That’s gotta be tough to deal with. But you love your career choice, right?

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      1. Oh, for sure. To be clear, my “lowest on the totem pole” colleague is the one in danger of getting cut, not me. In fact, I’ve been lucky – I never once got pink-slipped. That happens to lots of teachers. They often get pink-slipped in the spring and then rehired in August, but still – stressful!

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  5. I’ve been watching Top Chef and they recently had a Madison episode. Looks gorgeous!

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    1. I haven’t seen the latest episode yet, but I know they filmed a bunch in Madison. I’m just bummed I wasn’t at the farmers market the day they were shooting there.

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  6. bam! you certainly hit the ground running, and your brain is continuing to run even when your body is trying to rest. it will all balance out over time, but I do get what you’re saying. all part of the process, and before you know it, you’ll be comfortable and up and running (only when you choose to be running), and your stories will flow and flow. p.s. Madison is a one of my fav cities, I visited it once with an ex-boyfriend to go to a game there. and loved it. (the city, not him, so much).

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    1. At least your boyfriend didn’t sour you on Madison. I don’t think I can ever go back to San Jose just because of all the negative associations with my ex. Not that I’m a big fan of California anyway.

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      1. yes, an excellent point and lucky, because I did really enjoy Madison

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  7. Yeah, 1-3am is the worst if your brain is freaking out. Glad you seem to be settling in ok and I trust everything starts to get smooth and all routine’y quickly.

    Well, except for the tornado drills. Those shouldn’t be routine imo…

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    1. They only do them once a year, and this was Severe Weather Awareness Week in Wisconsin. At least now I know where to go!

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  8. Did you watch Top Chef this week? They drove to Madison for the day! I’m glad you are settling in to the new job. Enjoy your beautiful weekend.

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    1. We’re behind on Top Chef because of our guests, but will get caught up on that episode this week. They filmed a bunch in Madison, so there should be more episodes there in the future.

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  9. I can’t believe that you didn’t mention the most important thing – you’ve come up with the new nickname for your job! Yeah, the voice in our heads can suck it – that’s my new mantra.

    Congrats on such a great first week. Have fun with your parents!

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    1. I mentioned the new nickname in my last post, but it was the morning after posting, after a bunch of people had already read it. What can I say? I had an epiphany overnight!

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  10. Ah, cubicles. Brings back “fond” memories of the years surrounded by Loud Guy, Snoring Guy, and Yell-At-Her-Son-And-Slam-Down-The-Phone Woman.

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    1. Snoring Guy? Was he literally sleeping at his desk?

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      1. I actually had a coworker once who fell asleep in a bathroom stall, just snoring away. Poor guy was suffering from severe sleep apnea.

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      2. I wondered if this guy suffered from sleep apnea. He fell asleep on a regular basis.

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  11. interesting about the teleprompter. How does it know how quickly you’re speaking? Fascinating. Love your line about clearly being a natural.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll follow Marcy up in the world, and she’ll be your boss once more in the future. Nice of her to stick around to get you hired before leaving. 😌

    Sorry about your late night brain battle. So human and relatable. It’s good for others to read that and know they’re not alone. This: So, those voices in my head can suck it. YES!!!

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    1. So, there’s a giant microphone hanging over your head, and it’s voice activated. Somehow the teleprompter is smart enough to know not just when you’re talking, but when you’re speaking the exact words on the screen. It’s pretty slick!

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      1. I guess it’s similar to talk to text. Slick indeed.

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  12. Part 2: Can’t wait to hear about the interesting cast of characters and elevator roulette. I’ll try not to let your next post notification drown in my inbox.

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    1. Well, I can always title it, BETSY! THIS IS THE POST ABOUT ELEVATOR ROULETTE AND THE INTERESTING CAST OF CHARACTERS!

      Or leave that comment for you like last time!

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      1. I can be such a demanding blog friend!

        I forgot to comment that I would have also felt that bit of pride at working at the top floor. 🙂

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      2. And forgot to say: very happy for you about the proximity of your beloved Trader Joe’s. I hope you don’t ever take that for granted. 🙂 I just learned one may be going in where the Chuck E Cheese near us closed. I may shop there if it does and will think of you!

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      3. I will never, ever take TJ’s for granted. I spent too many years pining for one nearby!

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  13. Did you go off script with the teleprompter? Will you have to use it frequently? Or will it be someone else reading your words, forced to stay on script? I think there are still some actors and comedians who insist on cue cards because they hate the teleprompters so much.

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    1. I stayed on script but ended up with some uncomfortably long pauses at first. Made me sound. Like. Christopher Walken.

      I shouldn’t have to do this too often, though I may be called upon once in a while. This was more to show me the process.

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  14. I hope you’re relaxing and enjoying this burst of fab weather (it’s great down here in Chicago, but me thinks it’s still fab for you, too!). You caught my attention with 3am freakouts. Why 3am, I wanna know? And then your comment about logging extra steps in a 17-min walk to the potty? Even if you were exaggerating a smidge, I mean…that’s a hike. You should pack a snack. Cheese? 😜

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    1. It was 80 yesterday but felt warmer. Obviously we’re not used to those temperatures yet!

      I do, as a matter of fact, have cheese in the fridge…

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      1. Same…warm here and we’re having another good day today before rain tomorrow (again!). Eat your cheese! 😜

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  15. I am so relieved you like it there! Not that I expected you to have judged that far off, but man were you excited over a government job. Whew!

    My criteria for knowing I’m okay at a new job is when I find myself talking to coworkers without analyzing every word first. Which, maybe I should be doing all the time!

    At least you’re sleeping and learning and ready to roll on Monday. I hope your weekend with your folks is going great!

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  16. My that week went by fast – or maybe I’m even later at catching up on my reading & commenting than I thought!

    Even if you’re the master at transitioning to new jobs, when you get one that has been a big goal, it can be downright scary. Glad that’s behind you now, and it sounds like you’ve got some great blog fodder already 🙂

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  17. I was thinking about you last week as you started your new career as very important government employee. I’m glad it went well and that you’re happy with your decision. Madison is not a bad place to visit, let alone work in. Yay you!

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    1. I could do a lot worse. And I HAVE done a lot worse.

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  18. I’d never thought about reading from a teleprompter; interesting that you are the controller, and of course you’re a natural!

    I too would be anxious while learning so many new things, but it sounds like you are going to kill it.

    I honestly had no idea there were so many tornados in the mid-west. Why do people say they’d never live where hurricanes are probable, when tornados are just as bad? (not that I’m encouraging more people to move to Florida—we are FULL, thank you very much! 😳)

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