Or, how to traumatize your kids for life.
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Or, how to traumatize your kids for life.
Word Count Today: 1,109.
Total Word Count: 36,645.
I'm a a professional writer and editor for a media/publishing firm in Rapid City, South Dakota. When not writing, I enjoy vinyl records, lava lamps, photography, hiking, and Bloody Marys...not necessarily in that order. View more posts
Mark Petruska
Special appearance ? Satan appeared every day in the form of my two kids. Soon after I got custody I pondered changing their names to Suspect#1 and Suspect#2.
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But how can you tell them apart?
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Bwhahahahhahaha! OMG, that’s freakin’ hilarious, Mark!
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I’ve been to Dillard’s and can confirm that there is something sinister about the place! Honestly, it’s like being in a time travel to the 80’s, at least the ones around here.
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Interesting. We have no Dillard’s out here so I’ll just have to take your word for it.
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