Tara shared this funny quote with me a few days ago:

Half of home ownership is fixing the previous owners’ mistakes.

Bingo! I recently complained about a few of Dick’s questionable landscaping choices–namely the wild ginger, dead nettle, and lily of the valley, which have spread uncontrollably across large sections of our yard. Removing it has been a chore…but the effort is worthwhile, because beneath all that tangled overgrowth?

There are some pretty nice features. Dick, it turns out, was quite the stoner.

When we first bought our house, for instance, most of the stonework around our lower pond was covered by grass. Only the row closest to the water was visible; I was mowing over the rest, completely oblivious that it was even there.

It’s like that in many areas of the backyard. Like an onion, you just need to peel back the layers. There have been a bunch of accidental discoveries, hidden features that have only recently (and after much pruning and digging) come to light.

Our ultimate goal is to clear this entire area and start fresh:

Will this be an easy task? Hell, no. In addition to the invasive stuff Dick planted, there’s Virginia creeper, horsetail thrush, creeping Charlie, Dame’s rocket, dandelions, poison ivy (of course), and a whole lot more–but getting rid of all that will expose the rocks and allow Tara to focus on planting groups of perennials, i.e., plants that won’t be hell-bent on world domination. There’s also a little waterfall that empties into the pond; we plan to extend it so it runs the length of the bed and underneath the bridge before cascading into the pond. We’re pretty sure Dick had it set up that way once upon a time, until age and invasive plants put an end to that.

My back hurts just thinking about all the work involved, but when it’s done, we’ll have quite the backyard oasis.

I want a Moth Sausage t-shirt

So many bloggers were raving about this Netflix movie called Remarkably Bright Creatures, I decided to give it a try. I was dubious at first; the whole talking octopus angle seemed ludicrous to me…but it works. It’s actually a beautiful film, very emotional and heartwarming. There aren’t a lot of big names other than Sally Field, who is perfectly cast in the role of Tova Sullivan, the night janitor at an aquarium housing Marcellus, a giant Pacific octopus whose riffs on humanity are spot-on. It sounds odd, and it is odd, but in the best way possible.

Also, I want a Moth Sausage t-shirt. IYKYK.

That Netflix subscription is really paying for itself these days. I’ve been finding random movies to watch after idly scrolling, and there hasn’t been a dud yet. The Fundamentals of Caring, a 2016 road trip comedy-drama starring Paul Rudd as a disabled kid’s caregiver, is another thumbs-up recent discovery. It’s wildly funny but also deeply touching. Wildlife, a 2018 family drama set in the 1960s, features Jake Gyllenhaal as a prideful but emotionally distant man who impulsively leaves his wife and son to fend for themselves while he’s off fighting a wildfire in the Montana backcountry, forcing the poor kid caught in the middle to walk a tightrope as their marriage crumbles. It’s sad and powerful and moving.

My god, who am I anymore? Back in the day, I gravitated toward action films and supernatural thrillers. If there were a Gyllenhaal in the pic, she’d be showing off cleavage. Nowadays, I appear to be drawn to critically acclaimed human-centered dramas. I’m more into Cannes than cans, you might say. Is this a sign of maturity? Or am I just turning into a big ol’ sap in my advancing years?

Have you ever had to fix a previous homeowner’s faux pas? Are you a fan of Marcellus or any of the other movies I mentioned? What types of films appeal to you?


64 responses to “Dick was a stoner.”

  1. I did enjoy “Remarkably Bright Creatures” although I found it leaning toward a Hallmark vibe sometimes. We all need that sometimes! I loved “My Octopus Teacher” too so apparently, I’m a fan of the creature. Honestly, I find them hideous; they certainly don’t look that intelligent. Besides Sally Field, I recognized Colm Meaney from Star Trek (Miles O’Brien), Lewis Pullman–who looks a lot like his dad and Kathy Baker from something. If you find a Moth Sausage tee, let me know. I also want one! I was very into Nordic Noir but I’ve run out and have switched to genealogy or cooking shows. Very comforting. It’s great that you’re taking before photos; it will make the after-transformation ones so much more impressive.

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    1. I told Tara she needs to watch Remarkably Bright Creatures, but will bawl her eyes out. Total Hallmark vibes!

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  2. You had me with the title. “plants that won’t be focused on world domination.” love it. Cannes than cans. Awesome.

    Okay, back to work. But I’m really looking forward to a tour of this yard!

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    1. Would it be overstepping if I handed you a trowel and asked you to help do a little weeding while on said tour?

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      1. It actually occurred to me that we could help while there.

        But then I was like, “We’ve got our own shit garden to fix up!”

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  3. The yard is going to be amazing once everything is uncovered. You called it using the word “oasis”, which btw you can probably find a Tshirt still around for that band 🙂 Perhaps start producing your own Moth Sausage shirts. I wonder how select the group buying them would be?
    My two owned homes were new when purchased so no fixes. We just left that stuff for the next people.
    I’m all over with films except for heavy violence, lots of misogyny and and just sappy comedies. I also realize I don’t do well with subtitles. Reading lines takes away from my watching experience, but then dubbing into English is also sort of weird when the actors mouth is forming “words” that don’t match with what I’m hearing.

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    1. I’m with you on the overdubs. Another one I watched recently was Society of the Snow, a Spanish-language take on the Andes plane crash portrayed in Alive. It was very well done, but also a little distracting when their mouths didn’t match up with the dialogue.

      I would proudly wear an Oasis t-shirt!

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  4. All that hidden stone! What a wonderful find. Can’t wait to see what you and Tara do with that section. Yes, it will be a lot of work… but most beautiful things are.
    As for the movie, it was sweet… I agree. But it pales in comparison to the book. That will make you weep. Her relationship with the octopus is so much deeper there.
    I’m enjoying Netflix too. Of course I’m so late to the streaming party I fear I’ll never catch up.

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    1. Netflix to me always meant the DVD rentals. I was a diehard subscriber right up until the bitter end, as you might recall. The idea of scrolling for hidden gems (much like unearthing hidden stone) never really crossed my mind before.

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  5. Good luck with the yard reveal!

    We like murder mysteries for plot twists (e.g., Inspector Lynley, Agatha Christie, Knives Out, My Life is Murder, etc.), action movies for thrills & laughs, thought-provoking documentaries (history, science, nature, space exploration), kid movies for laughs, biographies (On The Basis of Sex) and historical fiction (The Green Book),for life lessons, musicals (The Greatest Showman, Across the Universe) for sheer entertainment, etc.

    I read Remarkably Bright Creatures and will borrow the DVD from the library when it’s available, BUT I’m not sure that it’s really my cup of tea. I do think Octopi are brilliant & remarkably bright creatures, BUT not that bright. 😀

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    1. You mentioned one of my favorite movies in your comment: Across The Universe. Such a weird and fun mind trip!

      Thanks to the movie, I learned that octopi are believed to have once had shells. That was mind-blowing.

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  6. Your backyard is going to be awesome and well worth all the back-breaking work.

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    1. Thank you! It’ll be a great sense of accomplishment once we’re done, I’m sure.

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  7. The backyard is going to look great when all is said and done!

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    1. I can’t wait until we get to the “said and done” part!

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      1. Yes! It looks like it will be quite a bit of work to get there, but surely worth it.

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  8. All types of films appeal to me. I really want to see this Aussie Indie Queer Horror flick called Leviticus.

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    1. Man, talk about a niche genre…

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      1. I suppose I could’ve just said “horror” 😆

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  9. Funny you should call Dick a stoner. I know a stoner mason. He does phenomenal work all over the world for lots of money. Per one of his clients, you tell him basically what you want, he brings a pile of stone, gets stoned, and makes what the stones tell him to do. I’ve seen arches, fireplaces, walls, sculptures…all amazing.

    I read “Remarkably Bright Creatures” and was curious when I saw the film listed. Your recommendation may have pushed me over the edge to watch it.

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    1. A literal stoned stoner? That’d be like John Carpenter building things. Love it.

      I have not read the book so I don’t know how the movie compares, but I loved the casting. Might be worth checking out!

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  10. Hey I’m waiting for Moth Sausage to go on tour! I’m their biggest fan! And yes, I kind of hoped that Sally Field would grab Marcellus and make her getaway in a black and gold 1977 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am. Sadly it wasn’t to be. Se la vie. Ha, ha.

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    1. Oh man, I loved the Smokey & The Bandit movies. What red-blooded American male growing up in the 1970s didn’t want a black and gold Trans Am?!

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      1. I still want one! 🤪🤣🤣😎😎

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  11. Remarkably Bright Creatures is also a wonderful book

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    1. I haven’t read it, but that’s what I’ve heard. Would you say it’s worth checking out after watching the movie?

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      1. Oh, yes. Most definitely. It’s what I call a “keeper.” I will probably read it again some time.

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  12. You uncovered quite a treasure there, Mark. I have only one question. Did Dick get stoned on his stones? Your story reminds me of the first rental we got after my wife and I got married. There was an area that once looked like it must have been a garden, though it was since largely overgrown. I began tilling up the soil, only to find that some previous renters had been using it as their own garbage pit. The amount of work it must have taken to bury non-biodegradable objects under the soil made no sense. Have you ever heard of recycling?

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    1. Maybe they were budding archaeologists looking to fine-tune their skills? OK, even I don’t believe that. I hope there was nothing hazardous buried on the property.

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  13. I love that you found so many beautiful, intact stones! Your yard is already lovely, but will be even better when it is how you want it. It sounds like the prior owner was elderly, but in his younger days really loved it and put a lot of care in. Perhaps when you’re finished, your first toast will be ‘to us!’ And your second will be to him.

    Do you remember the story of the octopus that escaped its tank in the aquarium, and went down the drain and out to sea? I used to love octopus (to eat) and now I can’t, that is just a next level of smart. I mean, I eat chickens and cows and lamb and fish and so on, so I’m a big hypocrite, but yeah. I shy away from movies and books about them because I’m afraid I will cry too much.

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    1. We have had the opportunity to meet with the former homeowners, Dick and Carol, several times. They are both elderly (he just turned 90 and is now in assisted living), but owned the house for 44 years. They are also both well-known in the community. A lot of care and effort went into the landscaping, but eventually, it just got to be too much for them to maintain.

      I’ve tried octopus but thankfully am not a fan. Calamari, on the other hand? Load up my plate!

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  14. Wow, I love the stone path, edging and the little foot bridge. What great finds! Our last home had 7 previous owners to us, so a lot of weird stuff we tried to correct. Fortunately, this house only had two previous owners. I’m sure in your case, Dick got too old to take care of the property.

    I’ve heard great things about the book (Remarkably Bright Creatures) but haven’t read it.

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    1. There was a different foot bridge when we bought the house, but it was very old and falling apart, so we replaced it with a new one. It’s still nice, but doesn’t have quite the character that the old one did. I did the edging to try to keep the grass at bay.

      I keep hearing rave reviews about the book, too. I may need to check it out!

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  15. What a great unveiling! What a find – all in your own backyard. Sounds like you and your spouse are both up to the task of making this backyard oasis your own…

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    1. A big reason why we left South Dakota was for more land. This is a classic case of “be careful what you wish for”!

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  16. really fun title – and because I follow your blog – I knew who Dick was when i saw this post in the reader – and lobe the quote Tara found – so true that Half of home ownership is fixing the previous owners’ mistakes.

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    1. I guess newer readers might be scratching their heads over that title!

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      1. Or they get the details along the way!
        xxx

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  17. At our house closing last week, the new buyer kept gushing about how well we had taken care of the house. I kept thinking: “Just you wait. You’ll be cursing us before long.” Nothing particular that we know about, just the general rule that new owners always question “What were those those people thinking?” I haven’t seen Remarkably Br…… yet but I enjoyed the book. One of my daughters knows the author – they were at several writing conferences together.

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    1. I will say, Dick and Carol stopped by a few times and were impressed with what we’ve done so far. It’s nice to have their stamp of approval (even if some future owner ends up cursing us out).

      How cool that she knows the author personally!

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  18. Oh I was truly hoping you weren’t punning in your headline and that Tara had discovered Dick’s old stash somewhere on the property! On a more serious note, it sounds like you’ve got quite the gem of a property there – even if it will take a look of hard work to uncover all the bones of it and put to put your own (or Tara’s) spin on it.

    Those films sound right up my street. Just as soon as I convert Himself from his action movie preference, we’ll be watching them. Or maybe I’ll take to watching films during my lunch break…

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    1. No discoveries of the 5-leafed variety! Other than Virginia creeper, but you can’t smoke that (as far as I know).

      I am enjoying my Friday evening movie tradition. Tara gets home late, so I’m usually just wrapping it up by the time she arrives.

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  19. I am the previous owner that future homeowners grumble about!

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    1. When you think about it though, aren’t we all?

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  20. I love the combo of your rant — “I want a Moth Sausage shirt” with the title of this post about Dick the stoner. Hilarious! You know this is a prime business opportunity for you! Make your own shirts…sell them in the markets and festivals all over your area! 😜❤️😜

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    1. Someone in the comments above linked to a Moth Sausage t-shirt, so apparently, I have been beaten to the punch. Story of my life!

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      1. Bummer! But I still say you could put your own spin on it!!! 😉❤️😉

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  21. Oh, I love all the landscaping reveals! These look amazing and will be so worth it. Also relieved that one of Dick’s invasive species wasn’t marijuana, given the title of your post.

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    1. I should take photos of the round pavers we uncovered. They’ve got names of their grandkids and even tiny footprints! And to think that those had been completely buried.

      No such luck with the marijuana!

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  22. Love the Shrek reference, ha. Impressive transformations!

    Have you watched Train Dreams? Not much action, but chock full of heart.

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    1. I almost mentioned “Train Dreams.” I loved it! Turned out to be the only Oscar-nominated film I saw this year.

      If there’s a Shrek reference in here, it’s inadvertent!

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  23. yes, in my house i had before this condo, it was over 100 years old, and the most recent owner who i bought if from was guy named ‘guy.’ guy was not good at working on anything in the realm of building or handy, or fixit skills, and therefore, every time i had someone work on the house, they found workarounds or things that had been rigged and had to be redone.

    your yard uncovering has me thinking that you guys might find an egyptian sarcophagus , who knows, but whatever you find your plan sounds great –

    i saw bright creatures and enjoyed it, but i must say the book is way better and i did it as an audio book and the voices were amazing, especially marcellus’ voice. maybe a good road trip audio book – yes, the shirt would be great, moth sausage is so big though

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    1. We had the same kind of situation in our Rapid City house. Some of that wiring was so janky, it’s a wonder it ever passed inspection!

      Everyone tells me the movie is good, but the book is even better, so I guess I’ll have to check it out.

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  24. Well, now I have a bunch of movies that aren’t documentaries to convince Mike to watch with me this weekend! Thank you!

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    1. Ha. Good luck! (They’re all excellent.)

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  25. We’ve been lucky. Our previous homeowner took good care of our house. He did get sick in the end and then the house was empty for a year while the children got it ready to sell, so his garden did become a tangle of hip-high weeds, and that did take a summer of back-breaking work to undo, but my garden is much smaller than your acreage. You’ve semi-motivated me to attack our lily of the valley problem. Unfortunately, it’s in a tight corner between the central air unit and a fence corner, so I might become unmotivated really quickly.
    Thanks for all the Netflix recommendations. The Husband is leaving soon for a week and a half in England and I just finished Margo Has Money Troubles on Apple Plus, so I’ve been casting about for new entertainment. My sister recommended the octopus one, too. I started it but wasn’t in the right mental place for a sad movie, so I didn’t finish it. Maybe I will now. I can’t remember if I ever recommended My Octopus Teacher to you or if you’ve seen it. If you liked Remarkably Bright Creatures, I’m thinking it’s a good fit.
    Finally, please translate IYKYK. I haven’t the foggiest. 🤔

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    1. IYKYK = If You Know You Know. Apparently, you did not know.

      Thanks for the octopus recommendation. I saw that pop up on Netflix as a recommendation, no doubt because I just finished “Remarkably Bright Creatures” and gave it a high rating. Beautiful thing, that algorithm.

      Good luck with your lily of the valley project!

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  26. I just finished The Fundamentals of Caring. Really good – thanks for the recommendation.

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    1. I’m glad you liked it. Tara did too after I said she should watch it.

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  27. Boy is Tara’s quote relatable. Our landscaping needs so much work. I’m already dreading next summer’s workload.

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