After announcing my new Mazda purchase, several bloggers asked if I were planning on naming her. Even though I’ve never named a car in my life—I usually just refer to my current ride as “the Markmobile” on this here blog—the thought had crossed my mind.

I came close once. With my last Mazda. We’d gone up to Seattle shortly after purchasing her; Courtney Barnett was playing during the drive, so I told Tara, “I think I’ll call my car Courtney.” But I only ever referred to her by name a couple of times before reverting back to a technically-correct-if-generic “the Mazda.”

(Side note: Courtney Barnett is is an amazing indie/alternative musician. You should give her a listen.)

I’m not opposed to trying this whole naming thing out again, but where do I even begin? The only thing I know is, she’s a she. There are no hard and fast rules, of course–I’m all about equality–but I’ve always thought of cars as being female-gendered. There’s a historical precedence for this: sailors usually named their ships after female figures for protection, affection, and to honor important women. When automobiles came along, they were viewed as symbols of beauty, grace, and dependable companionship, so the practice stuck.

The first name that popped into my head was Veronica. No idea why; the only association I have with that name is Archie and Jughead. Come to think of it, she was fond of the color red…

So, I could use your help! Just as I asked for suggestions naming our boat (which I appreciated, even though we never got around to actually naming said boat…err, sorry ’bout that!), I’d love to hear ideas for my new car.

Here are a couple of pics, to refresh your memory:

She sure looked pretty on the dealer’s lot, but then it started snowing, and by the time we got home she was covered in salt and road grime. We’ve had on-and-off rain lately, so I haven’t bothered running her through the carwash yet. Hence, no new pics.

Anyhoo. Feel free to suggest a name in the comments, please and thank you! If I choose yours, I’ll even give you a gift: my undying gratitude. Can’t put a price tag on that, folks!

You were hoping for cheese, weren’t you?

Snow more, no more

Speaking of that last round of snow, it’s hard to believe that we went from this

to this, in the span of 48 hours:

Last week we had our first thunderstorms of the season, and it’s currently 69° as I’m writing this, so it certainly feels like spring has sprung. I’m sure we’re not completely done with snow yet–there are a few flakes in Wednesday’s forecast, actually–but it’s looking less and less likely that I’ll get to strap on my Christmas-gifted snowshoes before putting them into storage for the season. Before long, I’ll be dodging mosquitoes and pulling weeds and freaking out about tornado warnings and staging chemical warfare against the ever-present poison ivy again.

Spring in the Midwest: it’s not to be trifled with.

Do you name your car? If so, what’s her (his?) name? What should I name my car? Has spring arrived in your neck of the woods yet?


76 responses to “Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.”

  1. I just got a new Kia and if I were going to name her, it would be Judy. But I’m not sure if I’m going to yet. I usually don’t, but I had one car that was a Sylvia. I think she hated me. Your Mazda is pretty!

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    1. Judy seems like a great name for a car. Makes me think of Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.

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  2. I used to call my old Jeep “The JeepyJeep.” I haven’t name my new one at all. Which is weird, because most Jeep owners name theirs—and literally paint the name on their Jeep. I mean, being a fan of the Jeep wave (snobs, the ones that don’t wave!) and the whole ducking thing…but seeing as my Jeep is orange…the names seem a bit boring. I mean…Sunny, Sunkist, SunKissed…etc. *yawn*. Maybe at some point I’ll be inspired.

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    1. I’m shocked you haven’t named yours, Kerri. Jeep owners are notoriously into their vehicles! (I’m jealous. I wanna get ducked.)

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      1. Actually that car I had wasn’t a Mazda, it was a Mitsubishi Sapporo. Cute car but only two door and I had a baby to try to wrestle out of the back seat. It was also a manual transmission.

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      2. Who knows? Maybe one day, you’ll get ducked!!

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  3. I always want to name my car but then it never sticks. So, I don’t bother. She’s just the Subie. I have one car which makes me even less motivated. My Italian grandfather told us that he would never buy a Mazda since the name reminded him of the word for sh*t in Italian. 🙂 I liked the one I had a long time ago; they don’t make it anymore. My family had a silver Vega when I was in high school; we called it the Silver Bullet. Then it accidentally got painted green.

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    1. Ha…good thing I don’t live in Little Italy, I guess!

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  4. It’s funny you mentioned Courtney as a car name because the welcome message on the Audi my husband bought says Hello Courtney! every single day. We need to change it but never seem to get around to it. 🤣
    As for your Mazda… I’m thinking Ruby.
    Or Scarlet.

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    1. Ooh…I’m really digging Ruby!

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  5. Don’t believe that I’ve ever named a car. I try never to anthropomorphize objects, although I fail horribly with animals, who all end up with human names and traits of course. Googled the history of the Mazda name- I think in homage you could call her (although this selection should probably be considered non-binary) Ahura (Mazda) who I read was the West Asian/Persian god of wisdom, intelligence, and harmony that was part of the naming of the car brand back in the 30’s. That made me think of Lt. Uhura of Star Trek fame so if you’re a fan you could also use that close but not quite female associated name- even though it was her last name technically… or just keep life simple and call it The Car.
    I absolutely do believe your weather change as we had the same. I hear we’ll be flirting with the 80’s before long so we’ve skipped winter, are now skipping spring and moving right into summer. I really had NO intention of moving to AZ. I feel totally duped.

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    1. Impressive research there, Deb. Ahura will forever sound like Uhura to me, but that just seems like a mouthful. (Then again, Veronica’s got an additional syllable, so what do I know?)

      Didn’t you just get 8″ of snow?!

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      1. Down here came closer to 12″ but yeah…the 80’s are on tap soon as we sit in the mid 70’s now. We’re in perpetual fire warnings everywhere.

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  6. Oh the Markmobile looks like a sweet ride. Hmm, the name possibilities are endless. Thanks to the color you have lots of choices. Ruby. Scarlett. Big red (even though she looks more maroon to me.) You mentioned cheese as a reward. I could see that in the name too. The cheesemobile has a certain ring and tends to go with the Wisc- trend. Yes, so many choices! No matter what … safe travels and no more oil issues!!!

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    1. You’re the second person to suggest both Ruby and Scarlett. I like them both (especially Ruby). Thanks for the suggestions!

      I’m going to pass on the Cheesemobile, though. Maybe if it was yellow…

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  7. I’ve never heard anyone in my family name their car. My husband and I have never been attached enough to one to name it. Personally, I just like The Markmobile.

    My husband washed our cars yesterday and there was still some snow around, even after 3-4 days of 50-60 degree weather. Today we hit 70 and I believe we are snow-free at last! Who knows how long that will last?

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    1. We ended up hitting 70, as well…but they’re calling for a little snow tomorrow. Maybe more over the weekend. I never count winter out until the second week in April around here, regardless of what the groundhog says.

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  8. I recommend naming your car “boat” and your boat “car”.

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    1. This would be a great power move if we still had the boat!

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  9. I’ve never named a car, though my friends in college called my hand-me-down clunker “Old Blue.” As for the Mazda, I also like Ruby, or possibly Stella, Izzy, or Lola.

    Spring? It’s already summer in Phoenix, pushing 90. Oof!

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    1. My son is graduating college in May and has accepted a job in Phoenix, so he’ll be heading out there then. Moving from Portland, he’s going to be in for a rude awakening!

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      1. Nice! I can’t tell you how people I’ve met here who grew up in Seattle or Portland, hated it, and love Phoenix… so depending on how he feels about 3 months straight of frigid drizzle, he just might like it. 😂 Feel free to reach out if he needs help figuring out a safe area of town or estimating commuting times, etc.

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      2. Thank you. I appreciate that!

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  10. Name it MJ after Spideys Red Headed GF Mary Jane Watson, My car’s unofficial name named by my wife is Spunky, because its tiny and cute. Her’s is big and black and named him Boris, after The Who song Boris thevl spider

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    1. I’m a Spidey fan, but MJ makes me think of Michael Jackson. Next thing I know, I’d just be calling my car The Gloved One. That would be weird.

      I love the name Boris! (Great song, too.)

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  11. For whatever reason, the app for our EV prompted me to enter a name so I typed in Gizmo. I’ve never actually called it that but I feel better that it has a name. Ruby is a good one… I’d go with that.

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    1. If I had a Gremlin (actually a dream car, believe it or not), I’d totally name it Gizmo!

      Ruby is the most popular choice and I am definitely leaning in that direction.

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      1. If you can’t find a Gremlin, maybe you can settle for a Pacer. Or even the short-lived Rambler muscle car that tried to cash in on the trend.

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      2. The Gremlin is groovy, but the Pacer reminds me of an aquarium on wheels. Some cars are so ugly, they’re beautiful. The Pacer is not one of them.

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      3. You mean to say it’s so ugly it’s still ugly? But when it wears out you can fill it with water, put a pump in it, and get some koi.

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      4. Way to think outside the bubble! Or inside the bubble, technically…

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  12. this is Lucy if I ever saw one, (Lucille ball, redhead, but Lucy is sassier).

    I drive Matcha, a greenish yellowish Subaru, because Subauru named the color ‘plasma yellow pearl’ which super grossed me out and led me to believe that they never ‘focus group tested the color name’ plus it’s more green than yellow, so it matched the color of matcha tea, and here we are.

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    1. Oh, Lucy’s a good one too! My Mazda is Soul Red Crystal, but there is no way in hell I’m picking that name as the married woman who lied to me and strung me along for years was named Crystal.

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  13. I’m not opposed to naming vehicles, but I can’t say I’ve ever named one of mine. How about one of these names associated with the color red? https://www.today.com/parents/babies/red-baby-names-rcna241663

    My wife wanted a personalized license plate after she got a BMW. She came up with the uninspiring name of DEBSBMW. When strangers started coming up to her in parking lots and asking, “How are you today, Deb?” it creeped her out. (She brought it on herself.)😊 We’re the only ones I know who paid to get rid of a personalized license plate.

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    1. Ha! I had the perfect personalized license plate in South Dakota: 25OR624, after the Chicago song about a writer struggling to come up with words, “25 or 6 to 4.” I was crushed to find that plate isn’t available in Wisconsin. I may go with something else; we shall see.

      Thanks for the link to red-related names! Number 7 is the one everybody is suggesting here, and I’m leaning toward that one myself.

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      1. Maybe you could find the person with that plate and make them an offer they can’t refuse.

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  14. I’ve never named any car, although I did use the name an old car was given by the sales team at the garage where I bought her as my daughter (who was young at the time) liked it.

    Himself refers to my current car as the Bunnymobile (‘cos he calls me Bunny).

    I am laughing at the story of Pete (above) as that’s exactly the sort of thing which would happen to me if I got a personalised plate!

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    1. I loved my South Dakota personalized plate. I’m so bummed it isn’t available here! I’ve got a couple other possibilities…not quite as perfect as 25OR624, but they might be worth paying for, Bunny.

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      1. 😂😂😂😂

        I thought about a personalised plate, just one which didn’t have anything to do with my name (either of them). An old boss got a car with the numberplate BBC7Y. He liked it so much, he paid to keep it.

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  15. I think you should keep with the Laverne & Shirley theme and name her Squiggy. Even though Squiggy was a guy in the show, it’s gender-neutral enough that people who don’t know the show (an ever-increasing segment of the population, I presume) won’t realize that.

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    1. I appreciate the suggestion and would love to keep the theme going, but I just can’t see myself driving a Squiggy!

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    I like Veronica, I think it’s fitting for a red car!

    I have a red Subaru, and her name is Miss Scarlet. My old Subaru, which was blue, was named Bluebaru (I wasn’t feeling very creative back then, I guess). And my first ever car, a silver 2004 VW Beetle, was Beelzebug because that car was from the devil.

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    1. A couple of people have suggested Scarlet. I like it, but I think I like Ruby better. Having said that, I kinda wish I had a blue Subaru now, because Bluebaru is brilliant!

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        How about Ruby Tuesday? Or Ruby Soho? Depending on where your musical tastes fall.

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  17. I like The Markmobile (The is capitalized). In second place, I like River’s suggestion- Ruby.

    The first time I named a car was my Acadia: Titty Titty Bang Bang (Titty for short). And then she went down after a good run. Now I have Black Bird (Birdy for short). Someone on the blog named her – I can’t remember who, but it’s in the comments around the time we got my Honda. And that’s exactly why I love having a blog!

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    1. Titty, huh? Not sure I could get away with that myself, but I dig it. I’m pretty sure I’m taking the advice of my bloggers for this name!

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      1. Yeah- that might not work for your car…

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  18. I’ve never named my cars, other than “the del Sol,” the Mazda, etc. And when encouraging/swearing at them, I address them as “car.” “Listen, car, I know you’ve lived your life in SoCal, but Imma need you to make it up this steep, snowy hill in Utah…” Your car, however, should be named Big Red.

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    1. Big Red reminds me either of chewing gum or a dog named Clifford. Just not sure I like it for a car, though it would be fun to say, “Listen, Big Red, push harder and make it up this damn hill already!”

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  19. I name our cars. We currently own Hedwig (a white VW) and Lucy (the new Subaru). I’d probably name the Mazda a Z name because of the Zoom Zoom Zoom thing. I partial to Zelda, but Zoey or Zariah, maybe?

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    1. I like Zoey! Zoom-zoom Zoey! Hmm…may have to think that one over…

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  20. My daughter names everything. Her favourite blanket is named Brownie. Years ago, we bought her a green car for university and she named it Leaf. However, I am not so good at this sort of thing… Recently, I read about a snake named Pretzel and now that’s my favourite name for everything (every strange dog and cat in our neighbourhood). That’s all I got, bud.

    P.S. Send Spring north, will ya?

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    1. We have a bunch of throw blankets in the living room and basement. Dammit, am I going to have to come up with names for them too?? The car is hard enough.

      I assume (hope) my efforts at sending spring your way were successful, because it’s already a distant memory here given the noontime snow.

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  21. Markymcmarkface. C’mon you know you want to.

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    1. Tempting, but that’s quite a mouthful!

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  22. I’ve only named one car ~ Christine (think Stephen King) because it was possessed and shocked me every time I tried to get in the passenger door. It was my husband’s car and Christine was JEALOUS of me getting to ride while she had to work.

    Your car looks like Hermione.

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    1. “Christine” is one of my favorite Stephen King books. Please tell me your car was a Plymouth Fury!

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      1. Sadly, no. A Ford Taurus.

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      2. I have a late April birthday, so I approve of your vehicle choice.

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  23. “we never got around to actually naming said boat” – how hard is it? Were you planning planning on the full deal, bottle of champagne and all? How about the Red Devil for the car? Though I do think “Markmobile” is good enough

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    1. Well, it was hard because we only ever took the boat out once and ended up selling it. We had no chance to bond!

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  24. I’ve never named a car. I figure giving it the occasional wax treatment is intimate enough.

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    1. Especially if you linger over the curves.

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  25. 69 degrees? That’s amazing! Love the title of this post, Mark!

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    1. It actually reached 70…and yesterday, it snowed. Now all eyes are on Winter Storm Iona this weekend…

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  26. I’m definitely a person who names things. Cars, mostly. But I also jokingly named our camping and backpacking tents Kent, Trent, and Brent, respectively. We even recently named our backyard trees. Writing this all out makes me realize perhaps I have a problem, haha! Anyway. For your car… how about Maisie?

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    1. If you get a fourth tent, you should name him Bob. Really confuse people that way.

      I like Maisie!

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      1. Hahahah I love it!

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  27. My vehicles have always been hard of hearing so I usually have to scream obscene names at them to get their attention.

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    1. I reserve such antics for fellow drivers.

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  28. […] you to everyone who suggested a name for my new Mazda. The most popular choice by far was Ruby. I like that one a lot, and was all set […]

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  29. the last car we had we called scarlet.

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  30. I’ve never named a car before. My Texas bestie D’Anne, names all her cars with the name CAR in said name. (Her whole family does this–it’s funny!)

    Carmine

    Carley

    Scarlet

    Carson

    You get the gist….

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    1. What a clever idea, though at some point they’re going to run out of juice. It’s only a matter of time before they’re driving a Carrot around!

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