When we first moved to the Midwest, my winter driving skills sucked. I’d just spent 20+ years in the Portland metro area, where snowfall is rare. One inch of snow snarls traffic and shuts down the city, so I didn’t get much practice.

In a timely coincidence…

This was a Sunday. So, I was housebound for five days, too skittish to hit the road. For what was probably just a couple inches of snow.

(And La Croix? What’s up with that?!)

Once we arrived in Rapid City, I quickly adapted to getting around in the snow. Not that I had much choice; our first winter was particularly brutal, so it was either sit home and become a hermit, or man up and learn to drive in the snow. I manned up.

(A year and a half later we all became hermits. Thanks, COVID.)

I’ve gotten pretty comfortable navigating snowy roads in the years since, and no longer panic whenever the forecast calls for snow. But there are occasional exceptions, and Wednesday morning was one of ’em.

One of the first things I do after getting up is check the weather. It was 34° with a little light rain falling at 5 a.m. No biggie! But when I pulled out of the garage at 6:45, the ground was covered in snow, and the temperature had dropped to 21°.

My parting words to Tara? “I hope we didn’t get a flash freeze!”

CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC.

I knew something was up as soon as I started my car. Google Maps pops up automatically when I fire up Android Auto, and it showed 1 hour and 10 minutes to work. WTF? The drive normally takes 45 minutes! Which meant I was already hopelessly late before I even pulled out of the driveway. And when I did, it was immediately evident the roads were icy and treacherous. Driving through town, a pickup truck was going sideways down Main Street.

“What a show-off,” I muttered, but then other cars started sliding. When I started sliding too, I decided to cut my losses, turn around, and work from home. The plows were just hitting the roads, because the flash freeze (a sudden, rapid drop in temperature (often from above freezing to well below 32°) that causes moisture on surfaces like roads and sidewalks to freeze almost instantly into clear, dangerous ice, creating hazardous conditions with little warning – thanks, Google!) had caught everyone off guard. It was like driving on a skating rink. Just about the slickest roads I’ve ever experienced.

But first, I had to hit the Dunkin’ drive-through, because I’d ordered a latte and breakfast sandwich through the app before realizing how bad the roads were. I briefly considered chalking that up as a loss, but hey, ten bucks is ten bucks, and I’m a cheap bastard. Luckily, I was able to retrieve my order, and made it back home without incident.

Staying home was the smart move. Traffic was at a crawl for a 20+-mile stretch of Highway 12, my route to Madison. Between the icy roads and white-out conditions due to blowing snow, a bunch of drivers ended up in ditches. Just an ugly, ugly day to be commuting to work. My boss was totally understanding and said I should never feel badly about working from home when the weather is bad; that’s what the policy is for, and no job is worth risking life and limb for.

I love how compassionate my employer is. Thank you, CheeseGov!

No beetle, but how ’bout a deer?

Today is my Friday. Tara’s, too. We were originally planning a trip to South Dakota tomorrow for the Burning Beetle festival, but decided to bag that because, as I mentioned above: cheap bastard. (Plus, did we really want to spend 22 hours of our precious four-day weekend behind the wheel of a car? That’s a big, fat nope.) We did not, however, cancel our pre-approved PTO. Monday is already a holiday, and any opportunity to turn three days’ off into four is welcome in my book. Tara actually took Tuesday off, as well. She’s a wizard at maximizing vacation days.

We talked about spending a day in Milwaukee this weekend, doing the Historic Miller Brewery Cave tour, but it’s going to be super cold and windy and maybe snowy, so eff that. We’re going to run into Madison instead, do some errands, grab lunch. There’s playoff football on Saturday (let’s go, Broncos!) and plenty of chores around the house that need chor-ing. Oh, and I’ve got a book to write, so there’s no shortage of things to keep us busy over the long weekend.

I’m ending this post with a random photo of a sunlit deer in our backyard. The setting sun through the trees was hitting her just right.

Sort of a counterpoint to Rivergirl’s moonlit deer, if you will.


65 responses to “Slip-sliding down Main Street.”

  1. I even read before hitting the like button. Cool about the deer. Glad the bosses get the traffic/weather situation. That all sounds scary. Chuckle at he truck “showing off.” Relieved you still got your $10 order! Heck yes! Made that crazy drive worth it, and more worth it for the crazy DD employees disgruntled that they had to go to work.

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    1. The DD employees probably arrived early enough to beat the ice. I hope so, at least! I made sure to tip them for their trouble.

      It was a novelty sipping that latte from my desk in the basement. I’d never done that before.

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      1. I’m sure they must have gotten there early, yeah. I hope they didn’t regret coming at all, since they probably didn’t get a lot of business. Very kind of you to tip them. Not such a cheap bastard after all, are you?

        Hmm… Is this latte at home going to become more of a thing for you? Your readers eagerly await the continuing saga!

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      2. I always tip them! I don’t think they expect it, because she closed the drive-through window immediately after handing me my stuff. I practically had to yell to get her attention, ha. The DD app does not have an option to add a tip. They really should!

        I treat myself to a latte once a week, always on my way to work, but I’ve gotta admit: this was a nice change of pace. If I did it more often, I could give my business to the local coffee shop on Main Street that inexplicably doesn’t open until I’m 1/3 of the way to the office.

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  2. I’m impressed you even tried to drive on ice. Snow is one thing, ice is an absolute beast. And your deer is lovely.

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    1. If I had known it was that bad, I never would have left the house. But I’m proud of myself for soldiering on to Dunkin’, which was a fair distance away from where I could have turned around. I just took it really slow the whole drive home.

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  3. Not jealous! Glad you were able to work from home. With your DD order!

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    1. My big takeaway is: maybe we need to buy an espresso maker!

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      1. Cool.  Then you can add barista to your resume!

        Sent from the all new AOL app for iOS

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  4. You see some amazing things when the roads are a sheet of ice. Our local Dunkin’ is close enough that, if there was two feet of snow, I would still be willing to chance going there for my daily refueling. But, if there was .000001 inches of ice, I’d steal a couple of Mrs. B’s sodas to fulfill my caffeine requirement for the day, and pray the Dunkin’ employees could make it through the day without my visit. I hope your Broncos fare well, and as usual when Denver plays in the post-season, it will be warmer there than here.😳

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    1. I wouldn’t mind having a Dunkin’ right next door, come to think of it.

      The crazy thing is, if we’d stuck to our Burning Beetle plans, we would have gone to South Dakota to warm up. They have been in the 60s when we were in the 20s, and there has been virtually no snow this winter. I feel for them!

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  5. Even with my AWD Subaru (with studless snow tires on), I wouldn’t chance the ice. I’m pathologically afraid of it. No one in any vehicle with any level of experience can manage it, especially in our hilly western WA. I’ve had some very scary experiences in ice, so I would stay home too. A couple times I was caught out in a temperature drop on my way to school; I think I aged by about 20 years on that 10 minute drive. Glad you got to work at home but didn’t have to miss out on your latte and breakfast sandwich. Go, Seahawks! And Broncos too, I suppose. 😉

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    1. Someone on the road report thread I was following said even the snowplows were sliding on the ice! Another person said this was the worst they’d seen in the 35 years they’ve lived here. That just sums up how treacherous it was.

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      1. When even snowplows are sliding, it’s definitely time to get off the roads!

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  6. I should qualify that chains are somewhat effective in ice. I can’t run them though and have tire socks–which qualify as chains for a trip over the pass. (but I wouldn’t trust them in the ice)

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    1. I owned chains when I first moved to the PNW. Used them once or twice, but they’re a real pain to put on and take off, as you are well aware!

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      1. You probably remember that we’re required to carry them (or an approved alternate) when we cross the pass in the winter. Most of the time, AWD or 4WD is enough. I’ve never heard them call for chains on ALL vehicles. If it’s that bad, they need to close the pass.

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      2. I absolutely do remember that! It’s the only reason I had them.

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  7. That’s a beautiful deer photo! I wish ours showed up with their own dramatic lighting.
    Good call on the work from home, there’s nothing worse than driving on ice.
    I admit to being disappointed at the loss of a burning beetle post, but there’s always next year.
    🪲🔥🪲

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    1. I’m happy to direct you to the two previous Burning Beetle posts from the years we attended (although I’m sure you have already read them and commented!).

      The deer pic is actually about a month old. It’s been sitting on my phone waiting for a post. Your moonlit deer inspired me.

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      1. One can never have too many burning beetle posts..

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  8. Snow is one thing with AWD, and typically manageable unless we’re talking feet…but ice…nope. People attempting to drive in ice have clearly lost numerous brain cells or have a death wish or both. They also don’t consider who else they may kill in the process. I’m glad you have an employer who wants to keep employees alive.

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    1. Because this happened so quickly and wasn’t hyped to death (there was actually little or no talk about ice the evening before), I just think a lot of people were caught in it unexpectedly. If that front had come through even 30 minutes later, I would have been halfway to work…and subsequently screwed.

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      1. That seems to go back to a recent comment between us regarding the inability of meteorologists to predict weather patterns with less and less accuracy. I’ve seen this freaky out of nowhere thing here a lot, but when you HAVE to go to work…that’s just scary.

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      2. It just goes to show you that, even with the most advanced technology available, weather is gonna weather!

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  9. I loved playing in the snow when I was a kid, but driving is an entirely different matter. It only snows maybe once every two years where we live, and then it isn’t usually cold enough for it to stick around. As someone who used to tromp to school back in the day to snowdrifts galore, I found it quite humorous when school was cancelled in California for less than two inches of snow. Enjoy your extended weekend. I’ll be watching a lot of football, even though the Packers pulled one of their famous “this is how you blow a game” stories they’re so famous for. Apparently, a 21-3 lead at half and a 15-point lead entering the 4th quarter weren’t enough.

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    1. I’m not even a Packers fan, but I was still pretty heartbroken after that game. Tough break for Green Bay…and 1,000x worse that the Bears are the ones who beat them.

      When I lived in Washington, school was cancelled once for…sunshine. Seriously; there was barely a cloud in the sky…but apparently, it had snowed in the foothills, and that was part of the bus route, so they just cancelled all classes for the day.

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  10. Let’s start with the terminology. What you described is called black ice here in Michigan. When my son in law moved here from Australia he didn’t believe about it and call it an urban legend until.. he tried to drive on it and didn’t anymore. Good on you for picking up the order and I’m wondering if they give you a store credit for black ice storm emergency if you weren’t able to make in in for the pickup. Glad your boss is understanding and sounds like a good call for the weekend. As a long time winter weather commuter I so get every word of this

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    1. Oh, we have black ice here, too. Technically, the flash freeze caused the black ice. Regardless of what it’s called, it was slippery AF!

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      1. potato, potahto – right? and like a freshly Zamboni-ed hockey rink!

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  11. Black ice is no joke, though thankfully something I’ve never had to worry about in Phoenix.

    Enjoy your long weekend!!

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    1. I would imagine it’s not a big concern out there in your neck of the woods. And, thanks – I will!

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  12. A very considerate deer to pose so politely in the best possible light!

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    1. Confession: I paid her five bucks to pose like that.

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      1. Well worth the price!

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  13. I was going to say: Are you trying to compete with Rivergirl in the deer department, because you don’t stand a chance! 🙂
    I think my worst ever commute was on glare ice like you mentioned. On the highway. I was going about 5mph and I was gripping the steering wheel for dear life. I think my 30-minute commute took me 2.5 hours that day (it was a couple of years ago). Unfortunately, school districts are more than happy to let their employees risk life and limb…

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    1. I will never beat her in the wildlife department, but by god, when it comes to mosquitoes, I reign supreme!!

      Not that I really want that particular win…

      You’re the second person to refer to “glare ice.” I’ve never heard that term before!

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      1. That’s absolutely fascinating to me. I would think that would be a term in SoDakistan, too. The US is just a bunch of mini-cultures, isn’t it?

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  14. A Historic Miller Brewery Cave tour?!?! Tell me more!

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    1. I learned about it on “Top Chef: Wisconsin” a couple of seasons ago. When Miller Brewing opened in the 1850s, they kept the beer cold in a cave. Mechanical refrigeration hadn’t been invented yet, so they brought in blocks of ice from local waterways and lined the walls of the cave with it. The beer was stored in wooden barrels and stayed cold throughout the summer. Now, the underground complex is part of the tour.

      Pretty cool, huh? But we want to do the tour when it’s not freezing cold, because part of it is outdoors.

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      1. That’s so neat! Definitely a tour I would take.

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  15. the sunlit deer is a great shot – best wishes with your book – and the Historic Miller Brewery Cave tour sounds fun.
    um, but – well — Go Bills!

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    1. I’m just going to pretend I didn’t read that last sentence! 🙂

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      1. hahah – yes – but I will be happy if the broncos win. I lived in Denver for years and so I am 51% bills and 49% for Broncos

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  16. It would be great if more employers were understanding about weather conditions affecting driving. In the UK, even when we have pleas from various bodies asking people to stay home, there’s a dearth of employers agreeing. I’ve never been more grateful than when I moved to WFH full-time some 15 years back. Let’s see if I get lucky again now the old firm has been wound up.

    Great photo of the deer 🙂

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    1. It’s really just common sense. You’d think an employer would value a live employee over a dead one, but what do I know about running a business?!

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    1. I should be able to carve out at least a couple of hours over these next four days to keep the story going.

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      1. 500 words a day is 2000 words. Perfect.

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  17. Speaking of Dunkin, I once did a doughnut on a main road at 6:30 am on the way to a 7 am college class. That was a lot of fun . . . NOT! Yesterday was miserable here. We had lake effect snow for about 18 hours. I thought it would never end. I finally ventured out to the grocery store at 6 pm. Not happy. Summer can’t come soon enough.

    Last season (or two), the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City did the Miller Cave tour in Milwaukee, and it looked really fun!

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    1. Haha…great doughnut segue! You deserve a gold star for that one.

      I am currently sitting in my recliner, watching the snow fall outside. We’ve gotten more than predicted, and it’s still coming down. Sounds like the roads are bad again, so we’re scrapping our Madison plan and sticking closer to home. It’s beautiful, though. At least we don’t get lake effect snow this far inland (though I kinda wish we did).

      I learned about the Miller Cave tour on “Top Chef: Wisconsin” two years ago. I can’t wait to do it!

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  18. The deer picture is beautiful!

    I hate driving in snow and ice, and I’ve lived in the Midwest my entire life.

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    1. Talk about right place, right time with the deer!

      It’s been snowing all morning and we have picked up more than they were predicting, so we’re ditching our plan to drive into Madison and will be exploring some back roads closer to home instead. And Tara will be driving, so: bonus!

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  19. You do realize you’re still drinking the wrong water…It’s Sierra Springs, the only water that Monk (Tony Shaloub’s character) will drink. (I thought it was fictional, but found out it’s real. But it’s still water, so I guess you’re okay drinking another brand if it’s sparkling.)

    The best action when it is that icy to get your skates out. There is nothing like skating down the street. A rare treat! As a kid I once skated my paper route.

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    1. I’ve heard of Sierra Springs but have never tried it. And I’ve also never seen “Monk.” I suppose that’s a travesty? (Maybe it can be our next binge series.)

      I’ve never mastered the art of ice skating. Yet…

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      1. Monk could be part of your Wisconsin series – Tony Shalhoub is from Green Bay. And, while I may have mentioned it before, you should also watch “The Godfather of Green Bay” for a feel of life in that part of the state (written, directed by, and starring Pete Schwaba – originally from Chicago but living in Marinette, WI.).

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  20. Is it weird that I don’t really remember Wednesday being gross, but getting to work on Friday was deadly? I used to stress a lot about driving in the snow, but once I turned 40, I somehow relaxed a lot more. And we just bought a new car with all-wheel drive and it has been kind of crazy what a difference that has made in driving in the snow.

    Also, you should watch Monk. I’ve only seen like a dozen television shows and that’s one of them. Great theme songs.

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    1. It took my coworker two hours to get from Baraboo to Madison on Wednesday. The drive normally takes him about the same amount of time as mine, 45 minutes. I don’t know why the poor guy didn’t just cut his losses and turn around like I did! My Kona has AWD and that is definitely a godsend. Except when it comes to ice apparently.

      I’ve always heard good things about Monk, so I’ll keep that one on the back burner!

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  21. Go Broncos! I thought of you when that nail-biting game ended. Wow!

    And you aren’t kidding about our snow-driving skills here in the PNW. They suck! I grew up driving in snow but now I am completely incompetent at it!

    So glad you all are enjoying the long weekend. Enjoy!

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    1. It’s not your fault. Hard to master that skill when you hardly ever have to use it!

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  22. Love the deer, something similar here in the UK a couple of weeks back when it froze after rain, no road gritting so pavements (never gritted because who cares about pedestrians?) and roads froze, slippery as hell. Worst walk to work I’ve ever had. What was in the breakfast sandwich and how was it?

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    1. My go-to is a turkey sausage and egg sandwich on an English muffin. It’s okay; Dunkin’s food is nothing to rave about, but the coffee is much better than Starbucks.

      Glad you didn’t slip and fall (presumably)!

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  23. Ice on the roads scares the beejeesus out of me. Of course, I don’t have to worry about it in Florida, but in NW Georgia, it is a thing.

    Glad you made it to The Dunkin without incident!

    Choring is my least favorite activity, but they don’t do themselves, do they!

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    1. Sounds like you might have to worry about it this weekend…!

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