At 5 p.m. on Sunday, tucked into a mahogany booth in a historic supper club in the middle of nowhere, Tara asked, “Are we those people?”

What she meant was, the type of people who eat dinner absurdly early, like senior citizens. I can confidently state we are not those people; we typically dine between 6:30–7:00, and the night before, we didn’t chow down until 10:30 (because, card night). But we figured, Sunday evening, gotta get up early and work the next day, blah blah blah.

This was a belated birthday celebration for Tara. Her tradition is to check out a new supper club every year for her birthday. I can get behind that! We’d originally had reservations for the previous Sunday – her actual birthday – but I was suffering from a cold and Tara was still getting over hers, so we delayed it a week.

Her choice this year was The Duck Inn. It’s just 18 minutes from home and located, I kid you not, pretty much in the middle of a cornfield in rural Richmond Township. You wouldn’t think a place so far off the beaten path would be popular, but they’ve been around since the 1920s, and the parking lot was full by the time we left.

Here’s an interesting blurb from their website:

The name, The Duck Inn, originated first during the prohibition era when the Duck Inn was a speak easy. Therefore, patrons were to secretly “duck in” for a drink where the bartender would tell a patron to be quiet and “speak easy.” After prohibition ended, Wisconsin liquor licenses were issued mostly outside the city limits, with the contingency that the establishment must serve food. To make use of the liquor license, establishments started to specialize in dinners, thus “supper clubs” were born.

Well, well. Ya learn something new every day!

We were really impressed with The Duck Inn (and yes, they totally lean into the whole duck theme). I loved the ambience, the food was fantastic, and the prices were reasonable, especially for a supper club.

The only problem with supper clubs is, man, you really have to bring your appetite. Because, after the relish tray, bread, soup or salad, and appetizer (crab stuffed mushrooms in this case), you might not have room for your actual dinner! Tara took just a few bites of her beef burgundy tips over pasta and had to box up the rest. I managed to plow through my roasted duck sampler that came with four different sauces (a l’orange, mushroom, cherry jubilee, and apple brandy), but that took effort. Thankfully, I’d burned off approximately 4,000 calories doing yard work earlier in the day.

Duck, by the way, seems to be my supper club go-to. I’ve ordered it at three different places now. Tara’s not a fan, but I love roasted duck. It’s hard to find that entree on most restaurant menus, but duck seems to be a supper club staple, and I have a hard time passing it up. Especially at a place called The Duck Inn.

We also brought dessert home for later: key lime pie for me, chocolate lava cake for her. Because at that point, why not?

Almost Millionaires

I was chatting with my parents yesterday, and mentioned how we’d bought some Wisconsin lottery scratch tickets and won $25 on a $5 ticket. This was very exciting, as we hardly ever win.

Then my mom said they just bought a $2 quick pick ticket for last week’s Washington state lottery drawing and won $1,000. Geez, guys, way to steal my thunder! I felt pretty silly bragging about my “big win” after that.

The kicker is, they were both pretty bummed over the whole thing. Which, quite frankly, sounds insane…but it turns out, they were one number away from winning ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Holy cow! Only six people in the entire state matched five out of six in that lottery drawing. So, at one point, they had a 1-in-49 chance of hitting the big jackpot. They’ll probably never be that close to becoming instant millionaires again. I’d be bummed too!

I felt pretty bad for them. And then, my dad said they would have shared the wealth and paid off our mortgage, so I started to feel pretty bad for me. Man, what could have been!

Working for CheeseGov, I often collaborate with the Wisconsin Lottery on promotions and messaging. I even gave away $10,000 once. As a result, I have a newfound appreciation for lotteries, because real people across the state win some really big prizes. I see this happen every week. Obviously, the odds are slim, but as they say, you can’t win if you don’t play. So, I’m happy to shell out a few dollars occasionally for a shot at riches.

The luckiest I’ve ever gotten? I won $166.72 playing a penny slot machine in Vegas. As soon as I hit that jackpot, I made one of the smartest decisions of my life: I cashed out and walked away.

The only downside? Tara was visiting a friend in town that day and wouldn’t be picking me up for another four hours. I’d planned on spending most of that time in the casino, so I ended up wandering around the Strip instead. By the time Tara fetched me, I was half-drunk on daiquiris from Fat Tuesday at Planet Hollywood, because what else was I going to do to entertain myself?

Legally and morally, that is.

Do you like duck? How often (if ever) do you play the lottery? What’s the most money you have ever won?


66 responses to “If it quacks like a duck, eat it.”

  1. I like listening to ducks “laughing” in the pond, but I’ve never eaten Duck, Duck, Duck or Goose.

    I have only played the lottery once when the “universe” whispered the number in my ear . . . I won $300+ on a $1 ticket. If you want the full story:

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    1. Wait. You won big the only time you played?! Thanks for the link…I’m checking this out!

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  2. Giving a couple of $2 or $5 lottery tickets tickets tucked into a Christmas or a birthday card is a bit of a tradition in our family. There’s the expectation, though, that any proceeds would be split equally between giver and receiver. I don’t think any win of real value has ever occurred, testing the strength of the family relationships!

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    1. See, I’ve always wondered what would happen in that case. If my scratch ticket was a winner, would I be obligated to share? Or vice-versa? Are there unwritten rules at play here? So many questions!

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    2. In our family, whoever hosts holiday dinners always buys scratch-off lottery tickets for each place setting! It’s a lot of fun—and a lot of disappointment too. 🤣

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      1. What a great tradition! But I think the guests should be bringing the host a few scratch-off tickets too…for all their hard work!

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  3. My tastes are more like Tara’s; duck is too greasy for me and chocolate lava cake all the way. I don’t know if there are supper clubs here. Since we don’t call it supper, probably not! I want to win $1,000 in the lottery (so close to big money) but I suppose I would need to buy a ticket.

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    1. She tried a bite of my duck and pronounced it “too gamey.” I don’t really get that; it just tastes rich and succulent to me! Chocolate lava cake, on the other hand, is much too rich for my liking. Apparently I’m a conundrum!

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  4. I like duck. I reaaaaally like duck eggs!!

    I don’t play lotto very often. Not once since tix increased to $5. I think the most I’ve ever won was $2, but one of my claims to fame is knowing someone who won $266M. She was a horrible petson before winning, and worse after.

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    1. The nice thing about the state lottery games, both in Washington and Wisconsin? They’re 50 cents a play. That’s practically a steal!

      What a shame to hear that a horrible person won all that money when there are so many nicer, more deserving, genuinely good people who could use a lift like that.

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    2. Oh, and I’ve never tried a duck egg. Is there any difference in taste compared to a chicken?

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      1. I think, but could be imagining, that duck eggs are a teeny bit rucher than chicken eggs. The main difference, to me, is that they’re larger.

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      2. So, you could make a two-egg omelette using one egg. Sounds like a win to me!

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      3. Well… more like a 3 egg omelet with 2 duck eggs. They’re very tasty… maybe because they’re rarely mass produced.

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  5. $1,000 winner. That’s nice. A state income tax and Fed IRS will want a piece of that. With Fed you can claim losses against winnings for the year. Usually state taxes gross not net AGI. You must always claim income. It’s always best just to pay the tax and don’t get cute because it invites an audit and there’s no “winning” on that. Eat it if it quacks ? I know a guy that ate a brick because it quacked like a duck. Man O Man was he sorry.

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    1. Taxes, you say? Way to be a killjoy, Carl!

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      1. Cost me $7,000 for 2020 audit on 2017 filing. They wait a while so fines and interest accrue. I was fortunate just paying amount for which they settled. So many casual gamblers get the shock of their life. Sorry if Killjoy but don’t want anyone to endure the crisis I suffered. State pops ya, IRS pops ya and soc sec pops ya too. That’s extra.

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      2. I’d still rather pay those taxes than eat a brick.

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  6. I do like duck, but it feels almost disrespectful to eat duck at the Duck Inn… especially with what could be relatives on the wall staring down at you.
    As for lotteries, I’ve never bought a ticket. Ever.
    With my luck, I’d have to pay them.
    😉

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    1. I actually had that thought, too. I hope the duck on my plate wasn’t somehow related to the ducks on the wall.

      Very nice aquarium built into the bar, too…so the same might apply if I’d ordered fish.

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  7. Never had duck, never play the lottery and I’ve never won any actual, real money- only worthless poker chips when my family used to play “for fun”. Congrats to mom & dad 🙂 Nice amount for another trip out your way.

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    1. Duck is huge in Colorado. It’s like the state dish. Even the McDonalds franchises have a McDuck on the menu. You’ll love it!

      Conveniently, my folks are coming out in two weeks.

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  8. Not a fan of duck (dead ones, anyway) but I do love me some key lime pie! I’ve never won much money (but then again, I seldom gamble) but I did win a pair of Boise noise-cancelling headphones at a raffle. I was pretty excited about that.

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    1. As a guy who has a pair of Bose noise-cancelling headphones, I’ll confidently say that’s a pretty big win!

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  9. Sounds like an odd place for a supper club, but the fact that it does so well despite its location tells us a lot about the food.

    I seldom play the lottery, but I typically make a gambling outing with some old buddies once a year. It’s more about the camaraderie. We laugh at each other because we talk a good game and then turn in by 10:00 p.m. I adopt a similar strategy if I ever win any serious cash. Better to walk away than to give it all back.

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    1. The thing is, there are so many cornfields here, probably half the supper clubs in the state are within spitting distance of a at least a few stalks!

      Years before the Vegas trip, I hit a nice jackpot earlier but made the mistake of not walking away immediately afterward. Gave it all back and then some. I wasn’t about to repeat that mistake.

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  10. I was wondering why you guys have so many supper clubs around, but now that I know the origin story is that speak easys had to have food, I see. the food you mentioned definitely sounds like what I imagine ‘supper club’ food to be and the only thing I else I would add is perhaps someone playing a keyboard of some sort. I’ve never won anything gambling, other than 50$ in Vegas, when I do my usual roulette bet of red or black $50 win and spin and lose it all or double it in one spin. I know that I’m quite a lame gambler so can’t make it a retirement side gig. I’ve only had duck once, in Chinatown and it was okay, but not my fave, had to try it though. When in Rome….

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    1. I found the supper club explanation informative, too. And the origin behind the name speakeasy. That stuff fascinates me.

      That’s the only way I play roulette too. Go big or go home. (Sadly, I’ve always just gone home.)

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  11. You gave away $10,000. Um, hello Mark, the next time that happens, remember your friends! Ha, ha, and I’m with you, the Duck Inn looks pretty cool. The drinks, the food, perfect.

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    1. Sadly, they eliminated the Second Chance Drawing last December. Too bad; how many people can say they’ve been blindfolded at work and had fun?!

      Wow, that sounds tawdry…

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  12. Most money won on the lottery $300 on multipke scratch offs i once won from.a radio station. Back when slots spit out money I won $800 in quarters in Atlantic City.

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    1. Wow, good on you! Speaking of radio contests, I did win $1,000 once for being caller #94 on 94.7 KNRK. I didn’t mention that in my post because it’s not actually gambling, just dumb luck.

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  13. I went to a tasting dinner last night and one of the courses was duck, but I rarely order it as my meal. I play the lottery very rarely. So rarely that I don’t remember the last time I bought a ticket

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    1. The million-dollar question (see what I did there?) is, what did you think of the duck?

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      1. It was a small portion of duck rillerte wrapped in what I’ll call duck prosciutto in a Pinot reduction. Interesting mix of textures and very yummy, but small portion was perfect size

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  14. Andy loves duck (though not as much as beef) and it’s always on the menu around here, especially if we’re getting dim sum. I’m not a fan, so, like you, he gets it when we eat out. I don’t do the lottery, but Andy plays sometimes. I actually met a couple who won millions in the California lottery at a wedding years ago. Best dressed couple there, but it was all the guy talked about when we danced together. I’m not a lucky person, so I still have delighted memories of the two times I’ve won centerpieces at events!

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    1. You’re the second person to mention knowing someone who won millions. I guess I’m hanging out with the wrong crowd!

      (To be fair, it’s only the right crowd if they’re willing to share…)

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      1. They were not willing to share.

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  15. I had duck once at a fancy restaurant, but there were so many new things on my plate that the duck didn’t stand out. I remember the experience of the meal, but not the duck itself. No opinion on ordering it again. Might, might not.

    Ten years ago, we won $1000 at a school lottery fundraiser, and used it to buy our first “smart” tv. The years have taken their toll, so now it’s a “dumb” tv, because it has lost all ability to connect to any outside services. Time to play another lottery, I guess.

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    1. I mentioned in a reply to Matt above that I won $1,000 once for being the right caller to a radio station. Similar to you, I used it to buy a DVD player, back when they first came out. Cost me $500, which is laughable now. Oh, well…at least I was the only guy on the block with DVDs for a while there. Made me feel kinda special!

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  16. I don’t think I’ve ever tried duck, but I know my parents had it a lot in the 70s (no idea why), so maybe I have and just don’t remember. I think I’d try it if someone else had it, but I probably wouldn’t order it myself.

    We still haven’t made it to a supper club. We were planning to go to the one in Racine on my dad’s birthday last year, but it didn’t end up happening. Maybe this year! I love that Tara goes on her birthday—that’s such a cool tradition.

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    1. We’ve been to the Hobnob in Racine twice now. By all means, go…it’s an unforgettable experience!

      Re: Tara’s tradition, she just came up with the idea this year, lol. But we also happened to celebrate her last two birthdays at different supper clubs, so the seed was planted years ago.

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  17. Great pictures. Cool info on a speakeasies and supper clubs. I’ve never had duck. I’ve always had the impression it is a “greasy” meat and passed. What say you?

    Lottery? The most I’ve won is $1,000 – a couple of times. Lots of $500s and $100s though. $800 once on Keno. Did we talk about this yet? I used to play the lottery like a second job. I had a system. 🙂

    Today, I play our state’s Rolling Cash 5. One dollar per day, and the pot is usually between $100k and $200k. Just enough to enhance my life. Odds are better than the bigger games, too.

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    1. It depends on the skill of the chef. Duck shouldn’t be greasy if the fat is rendered correctly. It is a richer meat, though…but I like that.

      I’m going to check out your “system”!

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  18. That sounds like a seriously good birthday celebration. It must have been if you boxed up the desserts to bring home! That’s funny about the lottery! Well, you already won the lottery when you met your lovely wife so I guess additional wins are just icing on the cake! 🙂

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    1. Ooh…I’m writing that down and keeping that in my back pocket on the off chance I need to get into her good graces sometime!

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  19. The Husband and I are SO those people: ninety-year-old diners trapped in 50-something bodies.
    I had some good duck before we went veg. The Husband likes the mock duck at our local Asian place, but I think it’s icky.
    To play the lottery, you have to have cash on hand, which we rarely do. Still, the husband plays the Powerball occasionally. Or, more accurately, the husband periodically throws away dollar bills, two at a time. I once found a $20 bill on the ground on the side of a grocery store in Montana. That was bigger than any lottery winnings I’ve had.
    So it sounds like you drank your winnings. Not the worst way to spend a mini-windfall. And sorry about the missed windfall via your parents. I always say that I don’t want to win it big . . . I want my MOM to win it big. She gets the headaches, I get a portion of the winnings! (I really am a nice daughter. I promise. In fact, I’m typing this from her Wisconsin house right now.)

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    1. I’m not generally a fan of mock anything. Cheese. Duck. Tails. No, no, no. I’ll stick with the real thing!

      The daiquiris weren’t that much, ha. I still left over $100 ahead!

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  20. I like duck.

    I bought lottery tickets regularly whenever I gassed up my car. One dollar was cheap for daydreaming all week about how I would spend the money but then the gas pumps started taking credit cards and I never went inside the station.

    I went to Nevada 8 or 9 times and lost my modest gambling stake all but one time because I always put any wins into extending my gambling time looking for a bigger score on the house money. One time I was $200 up on a business trip when I was summoned to the van to the airport so had to cash it in!

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    1. If the gas station people were smart, they’d let you buy lottery tickets right from the pump!

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      1. You are absolutely right (you should be richer). I always considered my lotto tickets free as just another gas tax surcharge.

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  21. Duck? Nope.

    Lottery? Nope.

    Overeating? Yup.

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    1. Ha! Well, one out of three ain’t bad…

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  22. Currently, I’m a duck virgin, and I will go to my grave as one.

    The supper club does look great and I loved learning about ‘Supper Club’s and ‘Speak Easy’s’ beginnings. I don’t think we have one Supper club way down here, and if we do, I’ve never heard about it.

    I don’t play the lottery, but I do enjoy Roulette whenever we get to Vegas. Like you, I can walk away after winning a little bit, and I’m not gonna lie, I kinda feel smug about that.

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    1. This duck virginity of yours…I’m curious about your reason for abstaining. Can you not bring yourself to eat something with a beak or feathers? Was Daffy or Donald your childhood hero? Do you just not like poultry?

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      1. I eat lots of chicken, so it’s not a poultry thing. I don’t know. I just can’t see myself eating duck; it has zero appeal to me.

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  23. I’ve tasted duck and found it to be greasy, but my husband will order it occasionally. We get lottery tickets for holiday games and I’ve never won a dime. I did win $42 at a casino playing the slots and I immediately cashed that ticket in and vacated the premises!

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    1. I think the greasiness of duck correlates to how well it’s cooked; you have to render the fat, and even on reality cooking shows, a lot of contestants get that wrong.

      Or, I don’t know, maybe I just like greasy birds!

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  24. Sounds like you had a good evening. What is the actual difference between a supper club and a regular restaurant?

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    1. I wrote a blog post about supper clubs once. Here’s the basic explanation, copied and pasted:

      Supper clubs are like upscale, more intimate restaurants, and are a longstanding tradition in the Dairy State dating back at least a century, but can be tricky to define. Each supper club is unique, but they typically share the following key elements:

      1. Dark and cozy retro ambience. Think dim lighting, plush booths, wood paneling, and velvet. The Rat Pack is likely to be playing over the sound system.

      2. Classic cocktails. The supper club experience begins with cocktails, and Sconnies are partial to their brandy Old Fashioneds. I can attest to their deliciousness. Instead of simply bourbon, bitters, and sugar, our version is made with brandy, muddled orange slices, cherries, sometimes an olive, and a splash of soda. You order it sweet (7-Up), sour (Squirt), or press (half 7-Up, half club soda to cut the sweetness – this is my go-to). There are plenty of other drink options, of course.

      3. Elaborate meals. Food is the centerpiece of the supper club experience, of course, and you will never walk away hungry. Many meals begin with a relish tray (cheese, crackers, pickled veggies), followed by appetizers, a main course – steak and seafood are most common – and dessert, which is often an ice cream-based cocktail like a Grasshopper or Brandy Alexander.

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      1. Ah thank you…that’s clear, it’s all in the image. I love the word “muddled” used in cocktails, appropriate in so many ways. Think I’ll try a “press” brandy sour, thanks for the recipe

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      2. That’s pretty much my go-to!

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  25. I’ve only had duck once, but would be willing to try it again. I don’t think I’ve ever played the lottery; Kenn plays occasionally. We are totally “those people” – our normal dinner time is around 5:30pm and always has been. If I eat much later I’m about ready to start gnawing on the furniture.

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