There’s a stereotype about Midwesterners and tornados: whenever a warning is issued and severe weather is approaching, they set up a lawn chair, pop open a beer, and watch the storms roll in.

I always assumed this laissez-faire attitude toward extreme weather was an exaggeration. And then Friday happened.

Right around the time I clocked out for the day, the sky began looking ominous. The radar showed an intense squall line of supercells heading directly for us.

All kinds of weather alerts followed, including a Tornado Warning. I was preparing to head for the basement until I glanced out the living room window and saw Neighbor Brian strolling down the street…in the opposite direction of his house, seemingly oblivious to the growling thunder and jagged streaks of lightning swiftly approaching. Figuring this lifelong Wisconsinite knew what he was doing, I threw caution to the steadily increasing wind myself and headed outside to chat with him. And found several other neighbors gathered outside, all watching the incoming shelf cloud that was racing across the sky directly toward us. Honestly, it was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

Now I get why Midwesterners do this!

All along, I was texting with Shelly, the Airstreamer who is trading in life on the road for a permanent home in Madison, of all places. (I’m sure this decision is 100% because of me.) She and her husband, Tracy, are currently parked at a campground in Stoughton, and I’m pretty sure their travel trailer doesn’t have a basement, so I was keeping her in the weather loop.

I was also texting Tara, urging her to get the hell home. She didn’t leave work in Cottage Grove until 6:20, the line of storms nipping at her heels the whole way. She arrived literally just in time: two minutes after pulling into the garage, the storm hit with full fury. The rest of the evening we had thunder, lightning, rain, gusty winds – but thankfully, no twisters. After the initial excitement, it turned into a moody, rumbly, chill evening.

My favorite kind.

We paddled on Ripley, believe it or not.

Saturday was much calmer, so we decided to go kayaking. This was our first paddle of the season…which seems late, but I swear, every weekend is too something. Hot, wet, busy, fill in your excuse du jour. We’ve had visitors. Sometimes, we’ve just been lazy. I suppose we could go during the evening – we did that once and were treated to a beautiful sunset – but more often than not, it’s hard for us me to find the motivation to break away from my recliner on a school night.

In any case, we were plenty motivated yesterday. And it never fails: the moment I dip my paddle in the water for the first time and push off from shore, all my cares seem to magically melt away. “I’ve missed this!” I inevitably say to Tara, and without fail, I wonder aloud what took us so long to make it happen. I used to feel this way whenever I’d visit the ocean. I guess large bodies of water just have a calming effect on me.

Lake Ripley is in Cambridge, one town over, so it’s an easy 15-minute drive. This was our first time there, and I’ve gotta say, I’d rank it as my favorite lake for kayaking so far. We spent about 90 minutes on the water, and though the clouds darkened at one point and it spit rain for a few minutes, the weather was ideal.

Afterward, we stopped by Cash & Olive’s Pub in Cambridge for a late lunch. We’d never been there either and walked in right in the middle of a raucous bingo tournament. Didn’t participate ourselves, but they do this every Saturday at 2 p.m. year-round, so the odds are 100% that we’ll be back.


77 responses to “Laissez-faire, lawn chair, electric air.”

  1. Southerners are the same about hurricanes, though to be honest that often turns deadly.
    Glad you got back out on the water. It’s definitely a calming environment. Makes me wish I’d tried kayaking before I blew out my knee. I’d never be able to climb in and out of one now… without the aid of a crane.
    🤣

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    1. At least they usually have a few days’ warning if they do decide to act smart and leave! I actually lived through a hurricane back in ’82, but it was a Category 1, so – while impressive – not deadly.

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  2. We used to gather on the from porch in DC for summer afternoon thunderstorms. My sister texted me last week that she was on her porch, waiting for the storm to roll in: “It just went from 96 degrees to 80 degrees!”

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    1. That’s one of my favorite pastimes! Do you ever miss thunderstorms like that?

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      1. All the time. Though I rarely miss the humidity.

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  3. When I scanned your title I read it as “something electric chair something” and thought ‘now what is he doing’. Halfway through the first paragraph I scrolled back up and re-read the title. 😎

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    1. LMAO! Just the fact that you thought there was a remote possibility I might be doing something with an electric chair is hilarious! (Having said that, this being me, I’d never completely rule it out.)

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    2. I thought he had written about messing around with an electric chair, too!

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  4. Love watching storms roll in . . . BOOM!

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    1. The bigger and louder, the better!

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  5. Can confirm the midwesterner stereotype. We will intentionally go out on our screened-in porch to watch the wind move through the trees—cause it’s amazing to see. The Saturday afternoon bingo tournament sounds like a winner. What a great find!

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    1. How can you not be in awe of Mother Nature’s fury? Tara had to practically drag me inside as that storm was rolling in, never mind the fact that I was shooting a video. Rude!

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  6. There is something to be said for watching a huge storm roll in. Given that I’ll be on the fringes of the CO plains I expect to see some major weather in the future.

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    1. Oh, you are guaranteed that! Hope you’re ready for many wild rides.

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  7. Yah…you’re officially “one of us” now. Ally’s right on! We will watch clouds, trees, listen for odd silences and peer deeply into rolling clouds to detect the slightest change in color as storms roll in. And hey! We had friends who had a cabin for years in Stoughton – know it well! 😉😉😉

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    1. I told Shelly that Stoughton was one of only four towns we considered when looking to buy our house. It’s a great little community with a fun history!

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  8. Mark . . . The dare devil. What’s next? You gonna change your name to Evil Knievel Jr and take up motorcycle jumping. Next Saturday you’re jumping three buses at the county fair? Or instead are you joining the Twister gang and chasing tornados across Tornado alley? Yikes!!! Ha ha.

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    1. NGL: I would love to join a storm chasing group at least once! Seeing a tornado (from a safe distance) is a bucket list item for me. Weird bucket list by many standards, I suppose, but I’m a sucker for storms!

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      1. I drove cross country with my son a few years ago. We were in Kansas and just like clouds got pitch black and wind picked up. It got very eerie for 30 minutes but fortunately nothing happened. Hit home for me how quickly things can turn.

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      2. Sounds like something I’d love to see!

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  9. Tornadoes, kayaking, and bingo. Not my idea of a fun weekend, but you do you, Mark! 🤣

    I have to say, people took tornado warnings here much more seriously 20+ years ago than they do now. It seems as though every little storm has become exaggerated? What used to serve as a tornado ‘watch’ is now a ‘warning.’ We’re living in a boy-who-cried-wolf scenario, which never ends well.

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    1. Yeah, I don’t know why people are so cavalier about them. I guess the odds of ever actually experiencing a tornado are so very slim, they figure they’ll be fine. Never mind all the lightning flashing overhead!

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  10. When we moved to Wichita for six years in the 1990’s, we took the tornado sirens very seriously, but the natives were fairly casual because so many of the warnings prove to be false alarms based on the cautious “better safe than sorry” standard. A few people were caught off guard when funnels eventually touched down in inhabited areas.

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    1. I watched a documentary on the deadly Joplin, MO tornado of 2011 recently, and that’s how a lot of the locals acted when the storm rolled in. I can only imagine the choice words flying out of their mouths as they ran for their lives.

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  11. Look up “Blue Mind Theory” to see why you feel so good around large bodies of water. Also, watch out for those storms!!

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    1. Never heard of that before – how interesting! Though in my case, that sense of calm disappears if I’m under water.

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  12. Unlike tornadoes, I love kayaking; however, every year the water shrinks my lifejacket. Sigh.

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    1. I’m telling you, they need to invent low-calorie water.

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  13. YES! The ocean is my “Happy Place” where my soul and sanity is restored. 😊 Well, at least partial sanity. LOL!
    Water definitely has a calming effect on me.

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    1. Welcome to the partial sanity club!

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      1. Thank you! Its an honor. 🤣

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  14. glad you survived another midwestern storm and lived to tell and to kayak!

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    1. I swear, there have been more storms than kayak adventures lately!

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  15. I used to live on the edge of the desert in Queensland, Australia. Late summer afternoon we would be treated to electrical storms and yes, I would be out in the yard, sitting in my metal camp chair, usually in close proximity to the metal clothesline. Dang, I miss those storms! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

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    1. Maybe this cavalier attitude toward storms is a global phenomenon and not just confined to the Midwest!

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  16. For Shelly’s sake especially, I’m glad it was not too bad!
    You’re really finding your stride with your blog headings too 😆

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    1. Thanks for cheering for Team Shelly, as well, lol!

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    2. Me too. I was worried about her! The headings are honestly the toughest part for me.

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  17. What’s so funny (in hindsight) is that there i was in an *aluminum trailer* during a tornado watch, and when I turned on the tv for a local weather map, all I saw was a bunch of arrows pointing right at your town. Like, the whole state was in danger but the shit was going down on top of you. And you had been the one to text to warn me! I’m so glad we both got through that unscathed.

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    1. The irony is not lost on me either. In retrospect though, we got lucky. We’ve had several storms worse than that roll through in the time we’ve lived here!

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      1. I’m still laughing at it, that you sent me a picture you took (or a screen cap) of the weather map before it hit me warning me, and I sent you a picture I took of the weather map before it hit you warning you. But, dude, there were literal arrows pointing to your town!

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  18. We live near the tornado sirens, so I feel like between that, the Ring app, and Next Door app, we will know when a real tornado is nearby. 🤣

    Your title made me think of Titus Andromedon from Kimmy Schmidt. Just the rhyming of it. Here is a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6yttOfIvOw

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    1. I don’t know what I was expecting, but it was not THAT, ha! Thanks for the link. 🙂

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      1. No one ever expects Titus Andromedon. 🤣

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  19. I bet that was fantastic standing outside watching that storm come in.

    We have a tornado siren in town. But they set it off even for thunderstorms, and I wasn’t going to the basement for a thunderstorm, so I always ignored them. The siren has gone off once since I’ve lived in my apartment. It was late, and we have no shelter, so I went over to my son’s room (he was online gaming with friends), climbed into his bed, and said, “If we die, at least we’re in the same room,” and I went to sleep. 🙂

    Stupid Ohio weather.

    Kayaking must be great fun. I know I would love that! Good for you getting your butt in gear and getting out there and having a good time. You gotta try that bingo! 🙂

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    1. Unless thunderstorms are rare (and I lived in Ohio, so I know they are not), what’s the point of a siren? Sounds like a great way to annoy or irrationally scare a whole bunch of people! I’m surprised yours only went off once. Do they reserve it for especially severe storms?

      Bingo is on our bingo card!

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      1. I’ve been here three years now. I suppose when there was only one siren in town, I simply didn’t hear it, so I was oblivious. Now that they put one up at our end of town, it only went off the one time this year. And you know it – they should not set that thing off for a severe thunderstorm. If there hasn’t been a tornado spotted or clouds circling overhead, they need to leave it alone! I think they just like playing with their town toys. Morons.

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    Weather is one of those universal things people like talking about. Around here, it’s “The flood of ’64.” You know you’re old when people are still talking about something that happened 61 years ago, like it happened last week.

    I enjoy kayaking a lot, but my arthritic back isn’t as big a fan.

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    1. You’re right; there’s always some notable weather event that gets the locals talking. I was chatting with Neighbor Brian last week and he brought up the Xenia, Ohio tornado…which was three states over and more than 50 years ago. Some events are just that notable!

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  21. Love getting out on the water – and that feeling for activities when you wonder why you don’t do it more often. A great way to know what needs to be bumped up the list.

    That storm activity looks intense! Wowsa! “I threw caution to the steadily increasing wind ” – what a great sentence!

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    1. I bet if we ever actually went camping again, I’d say the same thing! So often, just getting out there is what it takes to rekindle a passion.

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  22. It was very kind of you to keep your Airstreamer friend in the loop about the weather. Bad weather and travel trailers are no fun.

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    1. It was the least I could do. I just hope I didn’t needlessly freak her out!

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      1. Better freaked out and in the know than the alternative!

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  23. That’s one impressive cloud. We’ve had so many threats of rain and thunderstorms lately that haven’t panned out. I get why it’s hard for them to forecast weather 10 days out, but 10 hours out? C’mon. We’ve got another one scheduled for tonight. We shall see…
    I love playing bingo! Haven’t done it in decades, but it’s so fun!

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    1. It’s very difficult to pinpoint exactly where storms are going to set up; Mother Nature is just too unpredictable! I feel for meteorologists, who come under a lot of undeserved fire.

      Yesterday’s storms were even more intense!

      Bingo is a nice change of pace from trivia, which tends to be our go-to.

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      1. I’m with you 100% on the meteorologists. They come under so much undeserved fire. I only give them fire that they actually deserve. 😉

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      2. Ha! I defend them to the bitter end. After all, I wanted to be one!

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  24. I’d like to watch the storms…but scaredy cat….

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    1. It’s a real adrenaline rush, that’s for sure!

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  25. Hi Mark, I enjoyed hearing about how much y’all enjoy kayaking

    And it was my first paddle of the season last weekend – my husband was on a paddle board and he has been out a few times, and I was in the old green (but sturdy and nice) kayak – and it was okay (actually way too hot in full sun – and I forgot a hat – but will bring it next time)

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    1. Glad you enjoy kayaking too! We got lucky with the weather; it was overcast pretty much the whole time we were out on the water, and then it cleared up (and turned much hotter) after we were done. That’s the way it should be!

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      1. yes – that sounds perfect – and I really like your colorful kayaks – is yours the pink one (jk)

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      2. I wish! Sadly, I got stuck with the orange one.

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  26. One of my friends in Madison texted me asking how we were doing during that warning. I was just sitting there in my living room living my best life and she was worried because she’d heard there was rotation in FA. It didn’t even occur to me to go to the basement. That’s how you know I’m a Midwesterner.

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    1. My Airstreamer friend kept saying the storms were headed directly for Fort. I guess I should have been more worried maybe, but it didn’t seem like too big a deal at the time. Proof that I’m becoming a Midwesterner too!

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  27. BINGO! You had the opportunity to play bingo and you passed? Granted, I’ve not played, yet, but I’m looking forward to do that one day.

    The shelf cloud is AWESOME. And scary. People talk about hurricanes being so bad, but you midwesterners get your fair share of crazy weather.

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    1. Well, we walked in 20 minutes into the bingo event. There were only 40 minutes left; it just didn’t seem worth it at that point…but you can bet your sweet patootie (is that what you Southerners say?) we will be prepared next time!

      We get plenty of crazy weather. Wait ’til you read what happened at work yesterday!

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      1. Patootie IS the correct word.

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      2. Whew! Looks like I aced Deep South 101.

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  29. More points for post title! And bonus points for the clever Ripley subhead. 🙂 That water visit does sound really peaceful. No mention of mosquitoes so that’s good. That would make things not so peaceful fast.

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    1. We didn’t encounter a single mosquito that day, which in retrospect is kind of a miracle. It made for a great day!

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