I glanced up from my work this morning and was startled to find this gal spying on me through the sliding glass door.

Weirdly, I was just telling Tara I wanted to smoke a turkey on the Traeger next. Is this a sign or what?! Wild turkeys are common in my ‘hood; our first summer here, a whole family of ’em – mom, dad, and six of the fluffiest little chicks you ever did see – regularly paraded through our yard, but I didn’t see any last year.

One morning last week, walking through the park, I spotted this fella.

You know that scene in Elf when Buddy is trekking to New York, spots a raccoon, and tries to give it a hug? Totally me. Or it would have been me if this guy hadn’t scampered up a tree instead. (Based on how Buddy’s encounter played out, maybe this was for the best.)

Ever since reading Sterling North’s Rascal in third grade, I have been fascinated with raccoons. Ironically, North’s book – which recounts his childhood in southern Wisconsin with his pet raccoon, Rascal – takes place within spitting distance of Lake Koshkonong. Today, I live within spitting distance of Lake Koshkonong, and North’s childhood home is now a museum one town over (it’s on our bucket list). That’s a seriously strange coincidence! In any case, I have long dreamed of having my own pet raccoon, though I’m pretty sure Laverne and Shirley would not be amused.


I don’t usually go for this stuff, but Brian nominated me for a Sunshine Blogger Award that’s been making the rounds, and I thought I’d play along. I like the questions, and this saves me the trouble of coming up with something else to write about besides wild animals. So, without further ado:

What is your morning routine?

Assuming I haven’t died in my sleep, I get up at 4:55 a.m. Check the weather, throw on some workout clothes, and go for an hourlong walk, either outdoors or on the treadmill. Shower, get dressed. Play Wordle and Connections. Drink coffee and fix a simple breakfast (e.g., some combination of Greek yogurt, granola bar, cereal, banana, bagel, or a hard boiled egg). If I’m working from home, it’s a leisurely morning; commuting to Madison involves a mad dash out the door one hour before I log on, with my coffee in a travel mug and breakfast in a bag. I usually listen to a podcast on the drive to work. I treat myself to Dunkin’ or Starbucks on Wednesdays, and on Thursdays, I skip my walk so I can sleep in for an extra hour+.

What is your favorite season? Why?

Jacobsen’s Pure Flake Sea Salt. It’s a great flavor enhancer, and the size of the flakes means a little bit goes a long way.

Oh, wait. I read that wrong. OK, I’m going with autumn. Isn’t that everyone’s choice? Cooler temperatures, less humidity, pumpkins, fall colors, football, cozy blankets, NO MORE MOSQUITOES. What’s not to love?!

What is your favorite childhood memory?

A warm summer night in Ohio, a grassy field ablaze with fireflies, Bob Seger on the transistor radio. I wrote about it here. To this day, I can’t listen to “Against the Wind” without thinking of that long-ago night when I found myself chasing something I hadn’t even lost yet.

Who or what has been your most unlikely teacher?

Not to sound narcissistic, but me.

I wanted to be a professional writer and knew I had talent and skills but zero experience. I found myself trapped in manufacturing-based customer service jobs and, at my lowest point, I worked in a call center, answering hundreds of calls a day and barely earning minimum wage.

Scratch that: at my lowest point, I was unemployed for nearly two years. My marriage had crashed and burned. I was dead broke. But instead of giving up hope, I put together a plan. Took unpaid gigs and shelled out articles for content farms for a few pennies a word just to build a portfolio. Wrote a novel, and when I couldn’t land a literary agent, turned to a self-publishing company instead. The best way to be a writer, I figured, was to act like I was a writer. And you know what? People took notice. I scratched and clawed my way into a legitimate writing job, and from there, never looked back.

I didn’t learn how to do this in a classroom. I taught myself how to become a writer and, through hard work, determination, and more than a little stubbornness, turned a series of dead-end soul-crushing jobs into a career I love.

What are you most proud of?

See above. My ability to embrace change and manifest the life I want. I’ve never been afraid to blow up everything I’ve built and start over from scratch if it leads to bigger and better things. Sometimes, more than once. Life is too short to settle for anything less than everything.

What is something that surprises people about you?

The fact that I’m an introvert. I don’t come across that way on the blog, or even in person with people I’m familiar with, but I tend to clam up around strangers and will never be comfortable in social settings.

What motivated you to start blogging?

A desire to channel my creative energy while chronicling my life. Blogging is the perfect way to kill two birds with one stone. The friendships that have followed (not to mention a marriage!) were an unexpected bonus but arguably the best thing about blogging.

What forms of entertainment do you enjoy the most?

Music is my passion. Spotify went down for 30 minutes one day last week and I was lost. I can’t work without music, I can’t drive without music, and I certainly can’t spend a Saturday night without music. Tara and I bonded over music and, once we got together, attended so many concerts we long ago lost track of the exact number. At least 100, probably a lot more.

If you are a book reader, do you prefer a paper copy or a digital copy?

I’m Team Kindle, baby! You just can’t beat the convenience or the portability. It’s like having a virtual bookstore with millions of titles just a click away. I can change the font type and size, spacing, brightness, etc. with a few finger swipes. Take notes, highlight passages, look up unfamiliar words. I check out most of my e-books from the library using the Libby app. Pro tip: if you haven’t finished your book by the due date, turn on Airplane mode. Your loan is “returned” but the book is saved to your device until you connect to Wi-Fi again.

What’s your favorite music genre, and who is your favorite singer? 

Rock ‘n roll of all kinds…indie, classic rock, alternative, grunge. And if Bruce Springsteen is the one singing the songs, even better. I’ve seen him in concert twice, and those shows are my top two favorites. I even got to hug him once.

What societal causes do you care about the most?

There’s a great ugliness spreading through Mexico: cat juggling. We must do something to stop this!

Thanks for the nomination, Brian! I won’t tag anyone in particular; if you feel like answering these questions in your own post, have at it. You’re all rays of sunshine to me!


49 responses to “Chasing something I haven’t even lost.”

  1. An introvert? You’re right, I can’t imagine it.
    Nice to see your backyard is showing some biodiversity. Great photo of the trash panda, ours only come out at night.

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    1. Thanks Rivergirl…now I have Hall & Oates “Maneater” as an earworm 🙂

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      1. Ha!
        My apologies.
        😉

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      2. Took me a second, but yes – “only come out at night.” Man, now I have that song stuck in my head too! Thanks, Deb.

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    2. This is what I’m saying. I don’t come across that way here, but I express myself far better with written words.

      The few times I have seen raccoons in the park have been right around dawn. They’re probably heading home after a late night bender. As one does.

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  2. Have you worked out how you’re going to get the turkey to climb up into the Traeger for you? I just don’t see you as the Elmer Fudd “we’re hunting wabbits (turkeys) sort of guy” but maybe I’m mistaken?

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    1. Maybe I can lure her up there with some nice, juicy bugs?

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  3. Smoked turkey is excellent. Why Thursday for your sleeping in day? What was your college major? It didn’t have to do with writing? love that your favorite childhood memory is a night in Ohio❣️

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    1. Thursday is pretty random, I know. It’s a nice break after walking three days in a row, and also a WFH day, so I can truly maximize the sleeping-in part.

      I earned a BA in Advertising, intending on becoming a copywriter, but by the time my junior year rolled around I had no interest in working for a cutthroat agency. Honestly, I wanted to major in journalism, but my dad kind of talked me out of it. I wish I’d gone with my gut.

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  4. You’re right. You don’t come across as an introvert here. I was also surprised to learn that my youngest son is an introvert. He has always struck me as a bit of a social butterfly.

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    1. I know I don’t. I’d probably be surprised if I met myself in person too. FWIW, I did not act much like an introvert whenever I’ve met up with fellow bloggers. I guess by then, it’s like we’re all old friends anyway!

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  5. Fun reading your responses to the questions. Kindle has an airplane mode? Who knew? I’ll have to try that.

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    1. Sure does. Helps prolong your battery life too (though you can’t use some of the features, like the dictionary, without a Wi-Fi connection).

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  6. I enjoy reading responses to these kinds of questions but never seem to do them myself. I had a raccoon surprise in my shed a while back and since then, I’m off them entirely. Scary critters. I love the beautiful summers here but like you prefer autumn. The temperatures are more to my liking.

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    1. I know they can be ornery, but I just think they’re clever and cool. You should see all the raccoon IG accounts I follow.

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  7. You gotta be the Corp Comm version of Dr. Doolittle. Turkeys, raccoons, what’s next? Ha, ha. Oh, I love your responses. They’re a hoot. Especially love your response to your biggest teacher. Life has a way of teaching us important things. 😎 😎 😎 ☺️

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    1. Well, there are also possums, woodchucks, chipmunks, squirrels, and voles. Rumor has it skunks come out at night as well, but I’ve never seen (or smelled) one.

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  8. great answers, and I’m an introvert too, but I do l ove people, just need to recharge a bit and get back out there again. I’m not a good chit chatter at cocktail parties type of person, I’m kind of shy actually, and I’m better at cornering one or two people I know and talking their ear off for an hour or so, (sorry to them), and then sliding out using my Irish goodbye method. great morning schedule based on the day of the week –

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    1. We are alike in many ways…even down to the Irish goodbye. That’s a skill I’ve perfected!

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  9. We fostered a baby raccoon for a few days, before finding a suitable rescue that would rehabilitate and release him. Very cute. I didn’t know what to feed him, so I thinned peanut butter with almond milk and “painted” it on his tongue with a q-tip. He lapped it up and survived.

    Our 2 cats at the time were happy to see the back of him. 😀

    I saw Bob Seger in 1980 in Richmond VA. Love “Against the Wind.” Your memory is full of nostalgia for the past you experienced and . . . the past you never will.

    I’m not too surprised to find that you’re an introvert . . . many writers are.

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    1. OMG, I’m so jealous! I’ve actually looked into fostering raccoons here, but with the cats, I don’t think that idea is for the best…as tempting as it is!

      We saw Bob Seger twice: once in Portland, another time in Rapid City. He was much more vibrant and spry the second time around, in South Dakota. Go figure! I’m sad that he retired, but at least he went out on a high note.

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  10. I love this ‘interview’!!

    I think Raccoons are so stinking cute, and I’ve heard that they are pretty smart. That being said, they used to leave paw prints all over our outdoor kitchen and I’m pretty sure they were bathing in our pool. 🫣

    The Jerk is one of my favorite movies, but how, how did I block out the Cat Juggling Portion? I do hope you didn’t let Laverne or Shirley see that horrific scene!

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    1. The cat juggling scene is iconic! The Jerk is in my Top 5 of all time movies for sure. And when looking for that clip, I stumbled across some deleted scenes I never knew existed. Score!

      Raccoons are very smart. They can get into anything. I think that’s why I’m drawn to them.

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  11. We’ve had multiple raccoons in the backyard. Once has gone nose-to-nose with a big dog through our living room window and been unfazed. On the other hand, they fear the 12-pound Boss Cat: she chased one down the street and up a tree. Turkey families are nice, but the gangs of hoodlum male turkeys are feared in the northeast!

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    1. Funny that they barely give the dog a glance but run for their lives from the cat!

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      1. Everyone on the block knows who is the Boss.

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  12. Turkeys! Raccoons! You are living in a nature preserve! That’s actually pretty cool. We seem to have skunks here in town.

    Very nice on that Sunshine Blogger Award. Your morning routine makes me tired! I have no morning routine, because I don’t get up in the morning.

    I read your childhood memory in Ohio. Awesome. 🙂

    I understand YOU being the teacher. I can relate.

    The rest of it is all gravy to include cat juggling. My brother and I went to see The Jerk together at the movie theater. It was after a workday. I couldn’t stay awake and slept through most of it. Cat juggling was new to me.

    Nice post, Mark!

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    1. It really does feel like a nature preserve sometimes. On one walk last spring, a curious fawn came prancing over to me. Felt like I was living in a Disney movie!

      I loved the three years I spent in Ohio more than any other place growing up. It’s why I’ve traveled back twice as an adult. And in many ways, Wisconsin reminds me of the Buckeye State.

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  13. What a great racoon picture! And the pro-tip about turning off wi-fi for library book return dates – that is awesome! I love the way you manifest. It really is so inspirational!!

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    1. Thanks, Wynne! That airplane mode trick has been a lifesaver for me over the years.

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  14. Having answered these questions, too, let me say you did a fine job although your societal cause is a bit… out there… or maybe I should say up there. 😼

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    1. The poor cats though! I won’t tolerate such tomfoolery! They must be protected!

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  15. OMG, the cat juggling. It’s been too long since I’ve seen that movie. I just remember “Get away from the cans! This guy hates cans!” Hubby and I also quote, “That’s all I need. And this chair. That’s all I need.” Anywho, now you just need to learn how to field dress a wild turkey. I’m sure Dwight Schrute could tell you.

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    1. There are so many quotable lines in The Jerk it’s ridiculous. I’ve seen it dozens of times and practically know it by heart!

      You mention Dwight Schrute. How timely! Did you see my previous post, or is this just an incredible coincidence?? I was curious whether you were a fan of The Office (would have bet money on it).

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      1. Clearly now I have to go read your previous post.

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  16. People who claim to be Team Physical Book confuse me. What are the advantages? (Okay, fine! You OWN it. I get it.) Kindles are awesome. A backlight so you can read at night and not bother your spouse. Whatever font you want! Thousands of books in a lightweight format! You don’t have to turn pages! Kindles are the best innovation in literature in the last fifty years.

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    1. Exactly! I agree with everything you’ve said. I can’t imagine hauling a 500-page novel to a doctor’s appointment or oil change, yet my Kindle is lightweight and very unobtrusive. Without it, I’d probably only read half as many books.

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  17. This was a lot of fun to read. I do love my little critters that we get here—except the skunks. They can go to…

    Your childhood memory was lovely. Something about those Ohio summers in the 80s.

    I’m also an introvert. I think people are surprised to learn that about me too.

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    1. I’m still not convinced we actually have skunks around here. But I’m okay if we don’t!

      That summer night in Ohio has remained such a powerful memory my whole life. The best part of all? I knew it was a special moment as I was living it.

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  18. Excellent responses to the Sunshine questions. I especially love the responses where you talk about pursuing your aim to become a professional writer and your manifesting. Positively inspirational and aspirational 🙂

    I’ve recently learned about introversion & extraversion from a friend who specialises in this stuff. From her I learned that how most of us view the intro/extra version question is confused with sociability, rather than how we energise ourselves. I’m outgoing and sociable, but I gain energy from quiet time alone, reading or walking. I do still test as *just* an E in Myers Briggs, but I’ve moved from an out-and-out extravert to one with decidedly introverted tendencies.

    Turkeys and raccoons is pretty good wildlife. I’m still waiting for some to wander into our new garden…

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    1. That’s interesting about sociability, Deb. I’ve taken the Meyers-Briggs test several times and always do end up on the introvert side of the scale, but I also have moments where I like (need) to be around others. It’s why a hybrid work schedule appeals to me so much.

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  19. When I went back to school almost 40 years ago (!), according to Meyers-Briggs I was an extrovert allll the way. Now? Not so much. I think years of working retail and dealing with people and their nastiness have done me in. I’m personable when I need to be, but on my off time, I try not to make eye contact and keep walking!

    I have to say, I miss writing. And I just started journaling again, online because it’s so much easier and faster to type out what I need to, but it’s private and I have to say, I MISS the community that was OD. I miss the other writers’ interaction. Perhaps I need to simply start a blog. Hmmm. Food for thought.

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    1. Nothing will cure you of your love for people than being around people all the time!

      Blogging/journaling provides such a great creative and emotional outlet. I’d be thrilled if you started a blog and joined the “tribe”!

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      1. I may have to…considering that’s how we “met.” i have 3 other people that I have friended in FB that were in the OF world. Good people, all around!

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      2. Sweet! Be sure to let me know if you do.

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  20. I too wake every morning surprised I’m not dead. Samesies.

    P.S. If you love Springsteen, get yourself familiar with Sam Fender.

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    1. Oh, I know Sam Fender, too. “Seventeen Going Under” and “Spit of You” are on heavy rotation!

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