Now that spring is chugging along – in fits and starts; we had a little snow on Thursday and 62° on Saturday – we’ve started focusing on yard work. Pulling weeds, laying down bark chips, and one Really Big Project: cleaning the pond.

But wait! you might be thinking. What did you do with all the koi? Yeah…about that…

(Side note: I was browsing local house listings just for fun and came across this one. I wanted to scream):

Anyway. You may recall we had a couple dozen koi in our pond. They were very low maintenance and survived our first two winters here just fine, even beneath a thick layer of ice. Well. We didn’t get much snow this past winter, but it was a lot colder than the previous years. Unfortunately, our pond froze solid all the way through, and we lost every single fish, not to mention a whole flock of frogs. 😦

We should have kept the water circulating to prevent it from freezing. Pretty basic, but they’d done just fine up until then, so we didn’t bother. Sad lesson learned. If there’s a silver lining (fish popsicles!…J/K), we had planned on doing a deep cleaning of the pond anyway. Now we were able to drain it without worrying about what to do with the koi. It was a very dirty and smelly job; years’ worth of leafy debris had left a 6″ layer of decomposing muck covering the bottom, and Dick had added several buckets of reeds that were completely out of control, their roots spreading and tangling together. We still need to scrub the sides before refilling it, but once I hook up the pump and filter, that baby’s going to sparkle.

And yes, we will add more coy koi.

The other big project was all Tara. She built a shelving system for the detached garage custom measured to hold all our plastic storage bins. I was super impressed with how it turned out! My wife knows her way around a chop saw, which is pretty sexy if you ask me.

The bins slide out of their cubbyholes for easy access and each one is labeled. Before, they were just stacked in piles, which made combing through them a real chore. Hats off to Tara for this ingenious solution! Decorating for the holidays is going to be so much simpler now. (Yes, those are all Halloween and Christmas bins. I told you I had a problem.)

It hasn’t been all work and no play. I told ya I was taking last Friday off for a fun PTO day. Mission accomplished. I wanted to check out Lion’s Den Gorge Nature Preserve, a 73-acre park on the shore of Lake Michigan 25 minutes north of Milwaukee. It features 100′ clay bluffs, wooded forests, wetlands, bridges, and a staircase to the beach. I was not disappointed.

I’m officially adding “catch a sunrise from Lion’s Den Gorge” to my bucket list. A winter sunrise though, ’cause it’s a 90-minute drive, so I’d have to be out the door by 3:30 a.m. in the summertime.

On my way back to the car, I was looking at a map of the area in one of the park kiosks and noticed “Port Washington lighthouses” 10 minutes to the north. Now, Port (as the locals call it, much like Fort Atkinson is Fort) wasn’t even on my radar, but the day was early and ripe for adventure, so I made the trek. And discovered a charming little town with a picturesque harbor and historic main street.

It was conveniently lunchtime, so I stopped into a pub with an upper deck that featured floor to ceiling windows that looked out on the marina. Enjoyed a very tasty fried grouper sandwich and, of course, a Bloody Mary.

After chowing and slurping it all down, I checked out both lighthouses, one dating to 1860 and the other, 1935.

Here are three fun facts about Port Washington:

  • Leland Stanford had a law practice in Port Washington in the early 1850s before moving to California, where he later served as a U.S. Senator and Governor of California, and used his wealth to found Stanford University.
  • The television sitcom Step By Step was set in Port Washington.
  • The city’s artificial harbor at the mouth of Sauk Creek was dredged in the 1870s and was a commercial harbor until the early 2000s. Today it’s a popular recreational harbor.

I spent so much time in Port, I ended up driving through Milwaukee during the Friday afternoon rush hour, which was a pain thanks to an accident on the interstate. But that was a small price to pay for what turned out to be a great day.

Next time, I’m bringing Tara. She deserves a little fun too!


47 responses to “All fish go to heaven.”

  1. Is Tara available for building projects in other dates? I’d like a tote organizer as well. Very impressive!
    😰 about the frozen koi. I wondered how they survived Wisconsin winters. And though you talk about cleaning the pond, I see it’s actually Tara down in the muck.
    Nicely done.

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    1. ‘Tis true, but only because she’s got galoshes and I do not. FWIW, it was a team effort; I pulled out the heavy buckets of reeds and hauled all the slop across our property in a wheel barrow.

      I think she should start a construction/organization/cleaning business!

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  2. That is a really pretty little town. Tara is kind of amazing. Andy did a great job organizing storage in our tiny little garage, with shelving that rolls (like libraries), but none of that is custom.

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    1. I do not know my way around a chop saw, so yes, “amazing” sums her up well! Your rolling shelves sound pretty slick too.

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  3. “My wife knows her way around a bandsaw, which is pretty sexy if you ask me.” My, isn’t she the **coy** one?
    Thanks for the laughs! And yes, give your ‘coy’ one a break and take her to the Port. 🙂

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    1. I almost titled this post “Don’t Be Coy.” Or alternatively, “Don’t Be Koi.” 🙂

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  4. I’m sorry. I might need to comment multiple times…I only got through the first couple of sentences – running the gamut of all emotions – and now I need to pause to catch my breath. Your title…”All Fish Go to Heaven”…followed by the pic of Tara and the obvious reveal…my condolences, by the way…followed by an out loud guffaw to your ‘fish popsicles’ – J/K – aside. Rolling over here…in laughter. I’ll need to regain my composure and return to read the rest. 😜😁😜

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    1. I thought about posting a trigger warning. I thought about not making a joke out of the whole thing.

      In the end, I did neither. 🙂

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      1. A giggle alert…I think. You crack me up. Fish popsicles. 🤣

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  5. Tara has superpowers. Just going to put that out there. I think the other house that had koi was only describing their personality when they said they were coy. You may have misjudged them! Ps I love the nature preserve and the little town

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    1. I might be able to give the real estate listing the benefit of the doubt if they hadn’t posted a photo of said COY POND. I seriously almost emailed the listing agent to tell him to pull his head out of his posterior and fix the listing.

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      1. hahahahaha))))

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  6. Sexy, indeed.

    *small wave at your wife (with all due respect to you, sir)*

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  7. I am extremely impressed with Tara’s carpentry skills. I may show my husband the shelving system she made… but I won’t tell him your wife did it, just in case he expects something similar from me.

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    1. Haha! Good plan you got there. The less said about it, the better.

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  8. That’s a very scenic place! I love water and old buildings. Bloody Marys, no. 🙂 Sorry about the koi. What did you do with their corpses? Rotting fish isn’t a pleasant smell…

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    1. Luckily, we have a bunch of woods behind our property, so I tossed all their corpses back there. Everything was gone the next day; I’m sure the critters appreciated the buffet!

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  9. Now wait a second, Kwik Trip lover, you shouldn’t mind that misspelling. Or hey, maybe the house really had a pond that was shyly flirtatious and coquettish.
    Oh my gosh, I need Tara to make me one of those. She could sell them!
    That’s so sad about your fish and frogs. Poor Cobalt has fin rot right now and we’re doing everything we can to make him better!
    Port Washington looks really cute. Great find, even if the Bloody Mary garnish can’t hold a candle to your last one.

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    1. OK, I like creative business spellings. But this is a proper name, so the fact that it’s incorrect drives me bonkers!

      Poor Cobalt. As experienced as I am with tropical fish, I’ve never owned a betta. I’ve got no advice for you there.

      I will agree that the Bloody Mary garnish paled in comparison, but overall, this was a better drink.

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  10. I love that you are not afraid to go on these adventures alone. I don’t feel comfortable doing that, probably as a woman, but I should at least try out coffee shops or restaurants solo.

    I’m extremely impressed with the bin storage! What a win. And this is going to sound mean, but realtors often don’t seem to be the brightest. The stuff I’ve seen on Realtor.com 🙄🙄🙄

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    1. When I was 23 and fresh out of college, I took a business trip to Boston. Arrived on a Saturday and had all day Sunday to myself, so I went out and did a bunch of fun things on my own. I’m pretty sure that’s the first time I dined solo, but I loved the experience and have never shied away from it since. I’m the guy who took a 13-day solo road trip to your state and back, remember? 🙂

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  11. Well you can add fish murderer to your resume now. Poor koi. Your adventure sounds wonderful and the forest staircase reminds me of one up in the San Juan islands that led down to a kayak beach. It was actually more like a really long ladder covered in slippery moss. I made it half way down to try to meet my daughter who was coming from a hike and decided that I didn’t want to be found dead at the bottom so I just turned around to wait for her on the bench.

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    1. I can’t do ladders. There was a popular hike near Ape Cave in Washington that featured a ladder, and I always turned around at that point. It wasn’t even a particularly sketchy looking ladder; I just have a mental block and a fear of heights. Stairs I can do though.

      At worst, I might be guilty of fish manslaughter. It certainly wasn’t intentional!

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      1. Totally get the ladder thing and mine also extends to see through stairs—especially ones that are wet and covered with moss!

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  12. Lighthouses have always drawn me, but I’d not want to live in one ‘cos of the stairs and the difficult to furnish rooms. But they’ve solved that problem with the second one you feature… nice work Port Washington.

    Sorry to hear about the coy koi…

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    1. The romantic in me believes I’d have made a great 19th-century lighthouse keeper. After all, I’m an introvert who loves rugged shorelines and large bodies of water. It’s like the perfect job for me!

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  13. Yes, Tara deserves a medal for the cleaning! Funny … there are no pix of you. Hmmm! And yes I think I’ll pass on the Koi popsicles! Ha ha. I think I’ll pass on the frozen fish sticks too! Ha ha.

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    1. My work was less glamorous, hauling wheelbarrows’ full of smelly muck and sludge to the back forty. But if I’d had galoshes, I would have been right in there with her!

      I do like fish sticks though. Once in a while.

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      1. Coming right up. Table eight wants two Koi fish sticks and some complimentary frog legs too. Ha ha!

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  14. You can probably bury the frozen koi in your garden as fertilizer . . . like native Americans did. Then grow something that is tastier than fish popsicles.

    Glad you enjoyed your day off!

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    1. I just tossed them all in the woods. They were gone the next day; I’m sure the wildlife went to town. FWIW, I did bury a big ol’ possum in our yard last summer, so there’s fertilizer aplenty!

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  15. Wow – the garage. Tara is awesome! I love that there are bigger spaces for the pumpkin and ghost.

    Looks like you spent your PTO well. Those lighthouse photographs are especially stunning!

    Sorry about the koi…may they rest in peace!

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    1. Well, we bought four more bins to fill those empty slots (some of them are too full anyway), so the pumpkin and ghost will have to find new locations. But they’re free to crash there for now.

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  16. Well done, Tara! That’s an impressive storage unit. I don’t envy y’all the task of cleaning your pond. I’m sure the smell was… interesting.

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    1. Not only did we have the smell from the pond to contend with, but a gusty wind was bringing in the aroma of cows from a nearby dairy barn. Doesn’t happen all the time, but when it does, you immediately remember you’re living in the country!

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  17. I am sooo excited! I think I’m the only one who paused at your flock of frogs. Oh, yes, it’s sad that you murdered them and their fish friends, but as a wordsmith, I had to look into this. Because your description made me think you had special frogs that might be able to fly – if you hadn’t murdered them.

    My research shows … A group of frogs is commonly referred to as an “army.” An army! How many were there? Thousands?

    With that aside … I am even more in love with Tara. Power tools indeed! She’s awesome!

    Your photos at the nature preserve are beautiful! What a great day trip!

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    1. Admittedly, I had no idea what a group of frogs was called and didn’t feel like looking it up. When in doubt, go with alliteration! Which is why I’m really hoping it’s an army of armadillos.

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  18. I’ve toyed with the idea that we could have a koi pond out back. A neighbor does, but then I remember how much work it is and don’t do it. Kudos to Tara for her efforts.

    As usual your photos of what you see along the way on your adventures are stunning. Such a cool area!

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    1. Our neighbors, Brian and Linda, had a koi pond. It got to be too much work, so they got rid of it. Then Linda missed having it, so she asked Brian to put in a new pond. He compromised with a smaller one than what they had before. I think as long as you stay on top of it, the amount of work is minimal(ish).

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  19. Poor fishies and frogs. 😔

    I do recommend checking out Lion’s Den Gorge in the summer though—it’s stunning. Just maybe don’t go on a weekend like we did… it was packed. Although, to be fair, that was during lockdown when no one had anywhere to go except places like that. 😅

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    1. I will for sure go back in the summer. With so much PTO available, I like to go on weekdays anyway. I can imagine how crowded it would get on a Saturday in July!

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  20. As much as I like to plan, I do love stumbling upon new places. Looks like a fun day. RIP koi. You can meet up with all the aquarium fish I’ve killed over the years.

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    1. It’s funny that I’ve written about how much I like to plan trips out, and yet, the past couple of times I have been totally spontaneous. Maybe the secret is having one solid destination in mind and then branching out from there.

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  21. I’m super impressed with Tara’s building skills! Hoo, doggy, those are some great shelves!

    Poor Coy, Koi, Coi fish. Lesson learned and hopefully you won’t be fish murderers this coming winter.

    The lighthouses are amazing! You are the best tourist, no matter where you reside.

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    1. A Tourist in My Own Backyard would make a great blog title and concept. Hmm! (Not that I need anything else to write at this point.)

      We’re planning on keeping that water circulating next winter so it won’t freeze solid!

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