Earlier this week, I was working from home, when the doorbell rang. I happened to be on a video call at the time.

(Actually, I was chatting with the Heart of the Matter podcast people on my lunch break. They asked me to be a guest again, which means either they really like me, or they’re desperate for guests and scraping the bottom of the barrel.)

“Do you need to get the door?” Wynne asked.
“Nope,” I replied. “It’s probably Brian, our neighbor, dropping off mushrooms.”

Turns out it was Brian, our neighbor, dropping off mushrooms. Did I call it or what?

Brian is a fun guy who is really into fungi. He often brings us mushrooms he has scavenged from the woods. He’s not a mycologist, but he’s been picking wild mushrooms his whole life and knows his shit. I trust him. After all, I can count on zero hands the number of times I have died after eating mushrooms he has given us.

He also drops off jars of fresh jam, like the strawberry jalapeño he gave me a few weeks ago (delicious!). In return, we’ve given him fresh peaches and baked goods, like cookies. Which we did not pick from a forest, but rather, cooked in our oven. The sentiment is the same though.

Pro tip: when buying a house, choose one with neighbors who bring you tasty treats. Location is everything.

Earlier this spring, Brian even pointed out morels that were growing right in our own backyard. If you’re at all into mushrooms, you know how much of a delicacy fresh morels are. We would have had no idea they were there if not for his keen eye. The guy has some sort of mushroom radar, I tell you. He’s even offered to take us foraging and show us some of his secret spots. Score!

I happened to be grilling some boneless chicken thighs for teriyaki rice bowls that evening and planned on topping them with zucchini, onions, and mushrooms cooked on my Foreman Grill, through the suggestion of a friend who had read my blog post. Instead of the boring white button mushrooms I’d bought from the grocery store, I used those golden oysters, which were much more flavorful.

(Cooking the veggies on the Foreman Grill worked like a charm BTW. They cooked quickly, had a nice char on both sides, and were crispy, like they just came off a hibachi. I’ll definitely do this again.)


We had a bit of a scare this morning. After I stepped out of the shower, Tara called me over to the kitchen. She had her ear pressed to the wall, which is kind of an odd thing to do unless you’re in a hotel room and there are moaning noises coming from the adjoining room.

(What? You wouldn’t do the same?!)

“Do you hear that?” my wife asked.

That happened to be a buzzing and ticking noise coming from the electrical outlet in the wall next to the stove, and I most certainly did hear it. Two possibilities leapt to mind: a bomb, or a nest of angry hornets. Neither were good. I had no idea whether to call an exterminator or the bomb squad…

…but finally settled on an electrician, because the internet suggested a third alternative: loose wiring. Which could potentially lead to an electrical fire. Whew! What a relief!

Within 20 minutes, an electrician was at the front door. Now that is service! We’ve had these guys out a couple of times before and they are always prompt, friendly, and efficient. The solution was simple: the electrician simply replaced the outlet. Said it’s a common problem in older GFCIs and while it technically could cause a fire, that was unlikely – but better safe than sorry. In the interest of killing three birds with one stone, I also had him replace another outlet in the bathroom that had a loose connection and give me a quote on installing a patio outlet for my Traeger. Turns out the price is surprisingly reasonable, so I might just have him do that.


Last week was pretty hot and humid ’round these parts, but this week, the weather has done a complete 180. It’s actually chilly. I even wore a hoodie on my morning walk. Haven’t done that in months. And I know we’re not done with summer yet – it’s going to warm up again next week – but this (and the fact that it’s still dark(ish) at 5 a.m. now) is a great reminder that fall isn’t that far off.

Bring. It. On.

With temperatures only forecast to reach the low 70s tomorrow, we’ve decided to hit up the Wisconsin State Fair. I’ve been to plenty of county fairs, but never a state fair. I’m excited! (And yes, you can expect a full recap in a few days.)

Do your neighbors bring you goodies? Ever been to a state fair? What activity are you looking forward to most before summer ends?


59 responses to “Should I call an exterminator or the bomb squad?”

  1. one of my daughters is really into fungi and is taking classes to be a naturalist ‘just for fun,’ so I’ve been lucky so far just as you have, otherwise one of us would not be posting. one time, her and her class were clearing out an invasive garlic mustard, or something like that in a local park and she made a pesto out of it, and shared some. it was really good, but later she told me that my son in law was not really into eating it, perhaps the fear factor, or ? I imagine all sorts of interesting things coming my way in the future, plus love county fairs!

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    1. Invasive garlic mustard is a big problem here. It even grows in our backyard, but fortunately, it’s easy to pull out by the root. I haven’t tried it, but it is edible and completely safe.

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      1. right! make that pesto!

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  2. Okay, now I want to try funky mushrooms. Dang it! You’re always giving me ideas of things I haven’t done and now want to do!

    Love neighbors who share. That’s great stuff.

    Great that the electrician was prompt, and it was an easy fix. Phew!

    Hooray for coming cooler weather!

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    1. Define “funky mushrooms”…do you want to boost your culinary game or hallucinate pink elephants on parade?

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      1. Can your neighbor provide both?? 😉

        I meant a culinary journey. Not a trip.

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      2. Knowing Brian, I bet he could.

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  3. You scored in the neighbor dept, for sure. Our farmer used to bring us fresh veggies but then he had to go and get married and have kids. No more veggies.
    A 20 minute response time fur an electrician? Holy hell, you’re lucky to find one that will even call you back around here.
    State fairs? Love them!
    Fall? Love it more.
    🍁🍂

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    1. There’s an argument for contraception if I’ve ever heard one!

      I think we’re in the sweet spot population-wise as far as our town goes. Big enough to have several electricians, but small enough that they’re not all tied up on projects at once. Even so, 20 minutes was exceptional!

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  4. Glad it wasn’t a nest of hornets in the wall. Had one of those just prior to trying to sell the house during divorce. Back wall of the deck where it met the gas fireplace on the inside. I blasted the hell out of the access point with military grade insecticide (a perk leftover from the ex’s military career). Took a few tries but it seemed to do the trick, at least until after we moved out.

    No my neighbors don’t bring goodies but we do look out for each other’s animals on occasion- I feed their cats, they toss seed out for “my” wild sparrows 🙂

    Grew up 1 block from a state fair but that was in the 60’s and 70’s. Only craziness happens within 5 miles of the site now.

    Looking most forward to summer ending actually. In October one daughter/SIL visiting here then I return with them for a semi-annual visit to Colorado to other daughter and grands.

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    1. Military-grade insecticide? Did the ex have a spare barrel of Agent Orange sitting around the garage??

      Feeding cats is another great neighborly perk. We haven’t asked around, but we do need to find someone whom we can trust inside our home to help out if we’re gone for an extended period. I’m pretty sure Brian would step up to the plate.

      October is a great time to visit Colorado, and yes, I speak from experience!

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      1. I never wanted to really know what was in those military green spray cans and of course there was no “ingredient” list. Just tried not to breathe if I chose to use them and shower immediately just in case- only on wasps/hornets though and they died within seconds so…

        Love CO in the fall but it takes real planning to avoid severe heat vs. the start of snow. The window seems to be getting smaller and smaller.

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      2. FYI- he was aircrew so in certain places with major invasive species they had to spray down the aircraft prior to takeoff. He brought many cans of the stuff home when he retired

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      3. I’d be a little nervous having top secret chemicals on my property!

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  5. Activities ? Every moment consumed dreading the “activity” of raking up a billion tons of leaves in approaching fall and trying to kneel down and full hundreds of paper bags as the city has done away with its curbside leaf vacuum trucks. Yeah, you read correctly – paper bags for yard waste. I’m 75. Once I kneel down to fill a bag I’ll be stuck on the ground for the rest of my life. None of the presidential candidates have ever spoken a word about these yearly leaf wars. We oldsters become the hostages.

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    1. We had the same curbside leaf pickup in Rapid City, but there’s nothing like that here. Which is even worse. Last year, more leaves fell after we’d raked a bunch of times, but at that point I was done with them and just left them in the yard. This year, I think I’ll let the John Deere lawn tractor chew ’em up.

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      1. Aren’t the deeres afraid of the tractor ?

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      2. Well, it’s green, so I don’t think they even notice it.

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  6. I’m the neighbor who is always bringing goodies: Andy’s mochi doughnuts, my cookies, or citrus from our trees. The Sandwich Fair in NH is my favorite–I love seeing the Highland cattle and golden Polish hens. I am impressed that Tara heard the strange noises and saved your lives!

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    1. YOU are my dream neighbor! I bet you’d even feed the cats when we were gone. Want to relocate to southern Wisconsin?

      Naturally, when the electrician showed up, the noises had stopped. I told him it’s like when you take your car to the mechanic and it suddenly starts working fine.

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      1. Ha, that’s so true.

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  7. Electrical problems are scary but I find plumbing issues the most annoying/problematic. Have I been to a state fair? LOL I live in the home of one so have been countless times.

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    1. Ooh, good point. We had to have our sewer line replaced less than six months after moving into our Rapid City house. That was not fun. I’m almost glad we have a septic system this time!

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  8. Had an icecream at 9 pm outside a local icecream shop. Remembering the summer as it slowly comes to an end .

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    1. Our local soft serve ice cream shop’s flavor of the day next week will be banana cream pie – probably my favorite. I’ll be there whether it’s 50º or 90º!

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  9. Generous neighbors are the best! I haven’t had one in a while, but out next door neighbor growing up would always buy me gifts. Maybe I need to move out to the Midwest…

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    1. The phrase “Midwest nice” is real, I’m telling you!

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  10. Wynne and I will vouch for you – no worries there. You called it – a neighbor with an offering. That’s Wisconsin nice, I’d say! 😜🥰😜

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    1. There wasn’t anybody else that could be ringing the bell at that time. I didn’t order a pizza and we never get door-to-door solicitors, so it just stood to reason!

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      1. And unlikely that Laverne and Shirley have learned how to play ‘ding dong ditch’! 😁

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    2. Love this tease of our conversation, Mark! And for the record, it’s because we really like you although I suspect you already knew that!

      Wisconsin state fair sounds like a fabulous thing to do this weekend. Thank goodness for neighbors like Brian — and neighbors like you and Tara!

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      1. Whew! I was hoping that was the case, but you know what they say about making assumptions.

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  11. Strawberry Jalapeno Jam ~ what a great sounding combo!

    Our neighbor regularly gifts us with PIMENTO CHEESE . . . her recipe makes a vat load and she gives us 1/2 a vat. Yum! We reciprocate with quarts of homemade soup, etc.

    Good neighbors make or break a place. Glad you’ve got some good ones.

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    1. I’m kinda surprised we haven’t received cheese from our neighbors yet, this being America’s Dairyland and whatnot…

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  12. We have one neighbor who has bee hives (fortunately not at his primary residence), and he gives us wonderful honey now and then. I’m the neighbor who shares our blueberries, lemons, and oranges. I remember going on “mushroom hunts” while attending university in NorCal. Some were interested in certain variety’s’ ummm… magical properties, but I loved using them in more conventual recipes.

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    1. Ooh, fresh honey would be fantastic. Then again, so would fresh lemons and oranges! Blueberries I’ve got (though not so much this year).

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  13. My neighbor is a baker, so I get sweet treats every so often. Which tends to pacify me, since her partner is a junk hoarder who is using MY half of her driveway as his local junkyard. I am trying to not be “that” neighbor and create a fuss—in the summer I can’t really see it, but it needs to go. And…sweet treats!

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    1. Sounds like your neighbor needs to step up the baked treats game. It’s the least she can do for stealing your driveway!

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      1. Well, it would actually be HER driveway, since mine is actually on the far side of my property. But I honestly sick of his collective stuff. Junk hoarders are not fun neighbors.

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  14. We had neighbors through the years bring us goodies, when my wife bakes she spreads the love about as well.

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  15. 1. I’m actually the neighbors who brings goodies. At least, I used to be. It’s one of those habits that died in COVID. I didn’t want to bake during the pandemic because I’m the only one who would be eating it, so I kind of lost my baking mojo. Plus, my aging body doesn’t need the calories. My neighbors probably call me “that disappointing neighbor who USED to bring us goodies.”
    2. I hate state fairs.
    3. Is it rude to say I’m most looking forward to having my house back? (We’re in the midst of hosting for 2 weeks. It’s been fun, but I’ve lost control of my house and life.)

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    1. I’ve seen some of your recipes. I have no doubt your baking skills are top-notch. Why do you hate state fairs? I’ve heard that Minnesota’s is exceptional.

      If I had houseguests that long, I’d be looking forward to reclaiming my home too!

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      1. Thanks! I miss the regularity of baked goods ’round here, but I don’t miss the calories.
        It’s just a lot of stuff I’m not interested in: rides, seed farms, screaming children (I get enough of that 9 months a year), deep fried everything, crowds. Yes, I am a big party pooper. 🙂
        Three more days!

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  16. We’ve never had a Foreman grill yet they seem useful. Neighbors bring us goodies? I chortle at the idea. Neighbors don’t engage is such friendliness around here.

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    1. Maybe you can start a movement! Bake some cookies and drop them off next door.

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  17. It’s been weirdly cool here this week too. I was in pants and a hoodie yesterday and I believe we’re on day 6 in a row of rain (which we desperately needed). Also, I got some good laughs out of this one!

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    1. Nice rainfall streak! It may not be of Biblical proportions, but sounds like it was sorely needed.

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  18. I love mushrooms, but have no clue what is safe and not safe to eat. I need a Brian. He sounds like a wonderful neighbor!

    We have lovely neighbors at our Georgia place who give us goodies all the time and I believe our new neighbors in Florida are going to be lovely as well. (No mushrooms yet, but they did give us a lovely trio of orchids)

    Very scary with the electrical stuff; glad it was taken care of quickly and don’t you dare lose that electricians number.

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    1. Orchids are nice too, but you can’t eat them. Or can you? My culinary knowledge pertaining to flowers is rather limited.

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      1. As far as I know, you shouldn’t ingest orchids.

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  19. No to goodies. Yes to state fair (outside of Seattle) honestly, I’m sort of done with summer. Though weather is great today

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    1. We’ve had such a great stretch of nice summer weather, I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. I know it’s going to happen…

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  20. No to goodies. Yes to state fairs (Ohio and Wisconsin).

    I just saw a meme about mushrooms last week that said, “Can’t stop thinking about people who first ate mushrooms through trial and error. You know like, this one tastes like beef, this one killed Kevin instantly, and this one made me see God for three weeks.”

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    1. OMG, that’s hilarious! And probably true.

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  21. […] alone for four days would really be pushing it. And while our neighbor Brian is kind enough to gift us with mushrooms and homemade jam, we aren’t quite on cat-sitting terms with him […]

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