Just for fun, I looked up my old house on Zillow the other day. The one in Vancouver, WA (I need to specify since I’m so damn fond of moving). It was new construction in 1995, and my ex and I bought it for $130,000. When we divorced in 2006, we sold it for $249,900 – a 91.3% profit. We were thrilled.

It’s worth quite a bit more today…

Half a million dollars?!

In my mind, that’s a mansion. Not a 30 y/o home in a crowded subdivision governed by an HOA.

It’s hard for me to be objective given the tangle of memories, both good and bad, that are forever attached to the place. But even brand new, it was shoddily built; the contractors obviously cut corners wherever they could. Cheap pipes, inefficient ductwork, poor insulation – and that’s not counting the cursed L-P siding we replaced, to the tune of $17K, after less than ten years. I’ve owned two other houses and a townhome since, and all have been much better quality. The idea that this home could sell for over $500K boggles the mind.

And is a great reminder why we left the Pacific Northwest.

I fell down the Zillow rabbit hole after we went kayaking on Saturday. Paddling around 1,365-acre Rock Lake in Lake Mills, we passed dozens of gorgeous homes overlooking the shore – some on steep bluffs, others practically at the water’s edge. One of the houses had a For Sale sign, so I looked it up on Zillow. The $1.1 million asking price is a little more than we can swing (in this lifetime or the next). Dare to dream though. I would love to own a house on a lake.

It was a hot and muggy day, and we hadn’t been kayaking in close to a year, so it felt great to get out on the water. But holy cow, we should have eased back in, because we traveled across 2/3 of the lake and were out there for almost three hours. Needless to say, we were pretty tired afterward.

You know what cures fatigue? Tropical drinks, chips and salsa, and ’80s cover bands.

We balanced our kayak adventure by hanging out at Island Bar & Grill for a good four hours, heat and humidity be damned. I’ve mentioned this place a few times recently. It’s becoming our go-to; you can’t beat the location, right on the Rock River, or the patio and tiki bar. Though the experience is a little different in the middle of winter.

It had been a long day, but we were home by 6:30, a fairly reasonable hour. Good timing, too; strong thunderstorms rolled in a couple of hours later and lasted, off and on, until after midnight.

More storms this morning woke me up shortly after 6 a.m. But I’d crashed early last night, and had to get a Puerto Rican pork shoulder going on the Traeger early, so I wasn’t too upset about nature’s wake-up call.


55 responses to “Help, I fell down a Zillow rabbit hole!”

  1. JUST a half a million? That’s chump change for homes in our SoCal area. Prices have gotten completely nuts.

    The Island Bar & Grill looks like the perfect place to relax.

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    1. Yeah, I know…your prices are insane. I think only the Bay Area is worse. It’s just so astounding to me, comparing that house to my current – so much larger, so much land, so much better…and so much cheaper.

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  2. This inspired me to take a look at my old home. Bought in 1993 for 157K, sold in 2017 for about 360K and estimated today at 650K! It has all the same disadvantages that yours did and by the time we left we were into it for siding, roof, furnace and it should have had a new deck but we ignored that.
    You had lovely blue skies for your lake adventure. Perhaps you and Tara could just befriend someone who lives along the shore and get perks without payments 🙂

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    1. Almost makes you wish you’d held onto it longer, huh?

      It was actually mostly cloudy the majority of time we were kayaking. Just a brief break right around the time I snapped that pic. Awfully hot though!

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      1. Haha- as to holding the house- nope. Part of dividing things for the divorce and there is no way that I’d still be there by myself- too big and too unpleasant.

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      2. I get it. Same problem with my half-million dollar mansion (insert eye roll). We both would have liked to have kept it and bought the other person out when we divorced, but we couldn’t afford to do that at the time.

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  3. Real estate prices are insane here as well. But I can see the appeal of a Zillow rabbit hole.. I might drop in there myself. But 91% profit, damn son! Nothing to complain about there.
    I do take issue with you not identifying your cocktails though. Have you learned nothing from my blog?
    🥴

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    1. You’re right; my bad. The electric green one (Tara’s) is a Tidal Wave w/ pineapple lime vodka, lemonade, and Squirt; mine is a Shipwrecked w/ Captain Morgan spiced rum, Cruzan coconut and pineapple juice.

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      1. Much better.
        Thank you…

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  4. That kayaking adventure and the leisure drinks to follow sound like the perfect way to spend the weekend!

    Home prices are insane! My in-laws bought their home for $70k in the early 80s and it’s now valued at ~$6M… in the hellhole that is Phoenix. And last summer, we were scoping out homes in the affordable city of Boise, ID; well, something changed, because last year’s $400k homes are now selling for $1.1M. Home ownership is sliding further and further out of reach for so many, and it’s really sad.

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    1. Sad but true. It’s crazy pretty much everywhere. At one point Tara was considering Boise, but then she met me. Hard to believe homes there are over $1M too!

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  5. Yeah, prices are insane. We can’t move from our place because even with the price we’d get, it would be like starting all over, sigh. So here we stay, holding down the fort 😀

    Are you guys doing 2 single person kayaks or a double? Mrs B and I tried a double kayak soon after getting married and found out that it was going to take several more years of being married before we were ready for that 🙂

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    1. We were locked into a 3% interest rate in Rapid City, which doubled when we moved here. That was a tough pill to swallow. At least our home wasn’t outrageously priced.

      They’re single person kayaks. Sounds like maybe that was for the better given your experience, lol.

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  6. Housing prices are shocking! We’ve been in this house 12 years and it’s doubled in value. What is mind blowing is wondering how in the world all these young families can afford homes in the $500k- Million range???

    We went back to the tiki bar last night. So fun!

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    1. I feel for my own kids and wonder if they’ll ever be able to afford homes of their own. Houses feel increasingly out of reach for so many people.

      Tiki bars are the best! In fact, I want one in my backyard.

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  7. i looked up my condo where i moved 4 years ago, and it is crazy, along with the house i sold to move here. it would be so hard for someone to buy their first house at this point. glad you guys found the island bar, it sounds great –

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    1. I’m convinced buying a cheap house when I was young is the whole reason why I’m able to afford a house today.

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  8. Only a half-million? Pish. You should see what our 1176 square foot house goes for a mile from the beach in Los Angeles! Actually, I should see. Except I am scared of that rabbit hole also!

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    1. Haha. I’m super curious now! I can only imagine.

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      1. I looked. 1.3 million.

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      2. Not surprised at all.

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  9. We’ve been lucky selling houses. This house in Gearhart is the Last House. It’s paid for. Next time I move will be to the Other Side. I’m okay with that.

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    1. Owning a home that is paid off must be a great feeling! Hell, my car will be paid off next year, and I’m excited about that.

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  10. I can relate falling down a Zillow rabbit hole … I don’t have any great Zillow advice just that one person’s tomato is another persons tomahtos!

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    1. Whoa. Next you’re going to tell me one person’s potato is another person’s potahtos!

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  11. As a kid I always assumed I’d eventually buy a house that was newer construction – older homes seemed “poor” to me. Not so as an adult. Both of our homes have been older. They have so much character and while there may be some maintenance issues if they’re REALLY old, they also avoid the maintenance issues of shoddy new construction. I’ve enjoyed watching our home value rise and hope it continues!! And yes, Zillow is a dangerous time suck!!

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    1. Oh, I could go on and on about this. I’ve owned two newer homes and two older ones. The older ones are far and away better in every aspect – and they only date(d) to the 1970s. Tara and I looked at a few turn-of-the-century homes (maybe even 1890s) around here. I would have happily chose one if it had met all our criteria.

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  12. Yay for getting out on your kayaks again! I think the sun/heat will take more out of you than the actual paddling of your kayak.

    I’ve got to delete the real estate apps, for my own sanity now that we’re done shopping. I believe we might live in the highest priced real estate areas (even higher than CA) and it’s crazy. Knock-downs or fixer-uppers start at 1 million, unless you live in the boonies next to the Everglades.

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    1. I didn’t think anyplace was worse than California real-estate wise. I stand corrected!

      The humidity really does sap your energy. It also didn’t help that there was a strong breeze that made the lake pretty choppy…and it was creating waves that were coming in at an angle. Half the time we were paddling, it felt like we weren’t making any progress.

      (Obviously we were, since I got back home and was able to share this blot post.)

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  13. I am not very computer savvy and have been inundated with Zillow emails ever since I was on the site helping my youngest son find a place to live in 2018. I am afraid to go back to that rabbit hole. Looks like you found excellent alternate activities!

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    1. Zillow is addictive. Especially if you follow Zillow Gone Wild!

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  14. The housing prices are insane in Toronto. In 2001 we bought our tiny bungalow for 245k. We considered listing it 10 years ago after consulting with a real estate agent before we renovate and she said she’d list it for 900k. We stayed, renovated, and 5 years ago she said she’d list it for $1,100,000. Over a million!

    It’s insane. It’s not even designed to be a family house, it’s so small.

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    1. It may be tiny, but in positive news, you’re sitting on a goldmine!

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  15. Zillow can be quite enticing! I just took a peak at our past homes and current estimated values and wouldn’t be inclined to buy any of them back at going rates. YOWSA!

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    1. Even looking at our current home, which we’ve only owned for 17 months, is pretty eye-opening. We’ve already made a tidy profit apparently.

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  16. I’ve fallen down the Zillow hole looking for the house I grew up in (never been listed, apparently) but then my friends’ houses nearby. What a strange online trip that’s been! Recently I’ve been looking at houses in Madison, cause, what the heck, and man are they expensive. I finally deleted my Zillow app to save myself!

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    1. What hurts Madison is a severe housing shortage (though really, you can say that about most places). It wasn’t much better in Fort Atkinson…we got really lucky to find this place when we did!

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  17. Zillow is a lot of fun. I prefer Realtor.com because of their search capabilities. If you have any tips for Zillow, I’d prefer to use them. My mom and I both love going down a real estate rabbit hole with no intention of ever moving. 😂

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    1. I guess I never really refined my search parameters. I just typed in the name of the city and hit enter, ha. It would be interesting to do a side-by-side comparison between Zillow and Realtor.com, though.

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      1. You’ve just upped my real estate search game.

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  18. We occasionally discuss moving closer to our oldest son and his family so we can help out with the grandkids. But, housing costs in their area are insane – and they’re in South Carolina. We’d be lucky to get a house half the size for twice what we paid for our current home.

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    1. I think that’s the problem most people run into these days. New houses are so expensive, everyone wants to hang onto what they have!

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  19. Housing prices are insane right now. Someone was telling me that nearby, there’s a 3-bedroom, less than 2K sq ft home for a million point five. Seriously? That’s ridiculous.

    Now that you’re making me check… Ours is now worth $560K more now than when we bought it 13 years ago. Bizarre.

    But we love zillow for checking out open houses, not to move, just because it’s fun to walk through houses. We’re kinda weird like that.

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    1. Open houses are fun! Even if you aren’t in the market for a new home, it’s a cool say to spy on your neighbors.

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      1. Ha!

        The best open house was for a couple with a small vineyard and who made their own wine. There were samples! And it was good!

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      2. Now that’s one surefire way to uncork a quick sale!

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      3. I have left you nearly speechless with my sparkling wit! Go, me!

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  20. Housing prices in our current neighborhood are increasing every year, so that’s good. I’ve looked on Zillow at places we used to own, but in our case they’ve stayed static or depreciated so glad we got out when we did. How was the Puerto Rican pork shoulder?

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    1. Thanks for asking! The pork shoulder turned out really good. Haven’t been disappointed in anything I’ve smoked yet.

      Err…so to speak…

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  21. Great photos of the scenery but those plastic glasses make a cocktail an ugly thing…

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    1. They’re actually mini buckets in keeping with the island/tiki vibe!

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