A couple of weeks ago, we decided to add a fire pit to the backyard. All that woody debris (hey, remember him?!) continues to pile up, and the portable little metal pit we were using was ineffective.

Wanting to prove my homesteading skills, I told Tara I would tackle this project myself. Surely, building a fire pit from scratch couldn’t be too complicated! I did some research, found an HGTV article on how to build a fire pit for less than $100, and was ready to go. Tara and I took a trip to Menards on Saturday to buy the materials, and Sunday morning, I let the world know the project was on.

Our very own Autumn Ashbough offered up some encouraging words.

Autumn should know that, regardless of the outcome, there’s going to be an entertaining blog post about the project!

(Spoiler alert: you’re reading it now.)

“Not the handiest guy in the world” is an understatement. I inherited several things from my dad: a sense of adventure, a love of the great outdoors, and a complete lack of mechanical ability. I am not the type to build things, as I lack the DIY gene, so I had a bit of trepidation entering into this project.

Fortunately, it went pretty smoothly…for the most part. There is now a fire pit where, a few hours earlier, there hadn’t been one. That’s a win.

The HGTV article promised the whole thing could be completed in about an hour. It took me closer to five, but that included a side project transplanting a bunch of the sod, plus two additional trips to Menards for materials, because the instructions indicated you’d need 12 retaining wall blocks for each layer, when in reality, 13 were required. And then I decided to add a fourth layer to make it higher.

Not bad, if I do say so myself! I’m going to remove some more grass around the base and add river rock, but otherwise, it’s good to go. The worst (and most time-consuming) part of the project was leveling the bottom layer. As I have stated, I’m no builder, so I didn’t even know I had to make the structure level. I mean, I figured I’d eyeball it so it was relatively straight, but my wife, who is far more experienced in these matters, impressed upon me the importance of using an actual level. This turned out to be a very painstaking process, and it didn’t help that I was sweating profusely, mosquitoes were dive-bombing me constantly, and my knees were rubbed raw from the grass, but eventually I got ‘er done.

Can’t wait for cool fall evenings and long marshmallow-impaled sticks.


I’ve mentioned all the thunderstorms we’ve been having this year, right? We haven’t gone more than a few days without ’em in months – and when it does rain, we get torrential downpours. Our rainfall is way above average for the year.

This didn’t stop us from driving to Warner Park in Madison on Friday for Make Music Madison, a city-wide (and global) music festival that takes place each year on June 21, the approximate summer solstice. Justin the Realtor sponsors performances at the Rainbow Pavilion, and as a bonus, his sister/my blogging friend Jess was there this year, and her husband Joe’s band TUGG was playing. We had to go!

Was the weather great? Far from it. I drove through thunderstorms with heavy rain to get there, but we had a great time nonetheless. It was nice to catch up with Jess, whom we hadn’t seen since August 2022.

Afterward, we stopped for a late sushi dinner on Willy Street before heading home. The clouds parted and the full strawberry moon hung low and bright in the sky, which – along with hundreds of fireflies lighting up the night – made for a rather magical drive back home.

We had more wild weather Saturday, including a deluge of epic proportions that evening, but we were pretty fortunate to avoid the sirens this time. Five tornadoes tore through southern Wisconsin, including an EF-2 in Janesville, smaller ones in Watertown and Delavan – all towns pretty close to us – and another one in Argyle that destroyed a historic church. Geez Louise! This is getting insane.

And guess what we can look forward to tonight?

If there’s one consolation, the corn is growing like gangbusters. Knee-high by the 4th of July? Pssh. It’s already waist-high in places.


78 responses to “Waist high by the 4th of July.”

  1. Bravo! The pit looks great and you have no broken bones. I’m calling that a win.
    We had wild and crazy thunderstorms last night… and since Maine doesn’t usually get big boomers so it was kind of fun. His Lordship did not agree.

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    1. I guess Laverne and Shirley are used to them, because they hardly react at all.

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  2. Me thinks all this rain needs to drop down a bit further. It seems everyone at the top of the country is getting watered upon. It rained here last night for the first time in two weeks, and I think that was for all of five minutes. Nice to hear those mosquitos did not conquer the pit construction. They are not welcome co-workers on any outdoor project I tackle. We must show them who is boss.

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    1. I just saw an article today that said the color of clothing you wear can make a difference. Apparently, mosquitoes are attracted to red and black and repelled by green and white. I dunno…I had on a green shirt yesterday and still got attacked…

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  3. I believe my Madison friend’s daughter played at that event (violin). Madison seems like a fabulous place to be in the summer.
    Congrats on the pit! I’d think just carrying those paving stones would have been workout enough, but the mosquitos. Arg.

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    1. There were 600 concerts at 244 different venues around Madison, so it’s a very big deal here!

      We bought a cart for the John Deere which definitely helps with hauling the pavers.

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      1. I had no idea the music thing was that big! So cool.

        It’s funny to hear you refer to your John Deere. My husband’s family worked as engineers and such at John Deere in Iowa. They’re all retired now, but they like to talk John Deere when they get together. 🚜 Before we moved we had brand-related paraphernalia all over the place. I love that you love yours so.

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      2. We even have a John Deere rake, ha!

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      3. That’s hee larious!

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  4. Look what you did! Great job and isn’t it a good feeling when you master a project. Can we expect a palm hut and tiki bar for next summer?

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    1. Funny you should mention that. Tara wants a small greenhouse. I told her that’s fine if I can have a tiki bar. It’s all about tradeoffs!

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      1. Well there ya go! Win-Win 🙂

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  5. The fire pit looks great! I just love your property.

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    1. Thanks, Nancy! It’s a lot of work but totally worth it.

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  6. Nice job and way to listen to your wife. If you hadn’t gotten the pit level at the base, you’d be having problems in 6-12 months.
    And your place would look like white trash lived there instead of the cultured and urbane folks we all know you to be 😉

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    1. Haha! Cultured and urbane might be a stretch, but we’re also a far cry from the redneck crowd (though Tara does have a bit o’ that in her blood).

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  7. We’ve thought about building a fire pit like the one you made, but then talked ourselves out of it. You did a great job. Your corn is an overachiever. Congrats.

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    1. Hey, if I can manage to build one, anybody can!

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  8. The firepit looks great! I love sitting around when we’re camping although my boyfriend’s firepit is a portable propane one. Good for you for getting out in spite of inclement weather. That’s what I tell people about here–whether it’s rainy or not, I go about my normal routine. Otherwise I would stay in my house much of the winter.

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    1. Exactly! If we stayed home every time it stormed this summer, we’d never leave the house.

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  9. I cannot believe the weather you are having up there this year. I’m just glad you, Tara, and the kitties are safe and sound.

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    1. And now they’ve upgraded us to an enhanced risk of severe storms overnight (level 3 out of 5). Middle-of-the-night storms are the worst.

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      1. Oh man. You guys can’t catch a break this summer! They really are. Do you own an emergency radio? (I think that’s what it’s called) My parents had one when they lived in central Illinois. They had SO many tornadoes/warnings down there. It will wake you out of a sound sleep when a tornado warning is nearby. Although, I’m sure our phones do that now…

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      2. I used to have a weather radio as a kid (longtime meteorology nerd here), but I guess I’m just assuming my phone will alert me in the middle of the night. Might be a good idea to pick up a cheap one just in case.

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  10. That firepit looks very professional! But I had to laugh at the 5 hours because you are not alone. I’m embarrassed to tell you how long it took 2 adults in this household to replace a roll-up window screen for our front door. And that was with a youtube video.

    We actually haven’t had much in the way of rain. The brief downpours have been extremely brief. I’m not complaining!

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    1. You know what they say about more cooks? 🙃

      I’m awed with the fire pit, and agree that it looks professional! Do I hear a side business brewing?

      And have you ever tried roasting pineapple-impaled bits? 🤤

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      1. I have not, but my inner Hawaiian loves the idea!

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    2. Why, thank you! You’re too kind. It’s gotten to the point where I just need to triple any estimated timeframe for DIY projects for a more realistic outlook.

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  11. It may only take an hour to build one – after you’ve built a few and know what to do. Naturally, it seems like a lot of projects are of a sort you only do them once…

    Nicely done, in any case.

    I kind of miss midwest thunderstorms. They’re way more impressive than the ones we get here. I don’t miss tornados though.

    PS: did you know you can use a cell phone as a level?

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    1. I moved here for the thunderstorms. I’m only half kidding

      How does a cellphone work as a level?!

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      1. Re: cellphone – there’s an app for that. Probably more than one. (At least on Android. Rumor it may be built in on iPhone?) Look up Bubble Level.

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      2. What an amazing time to be alive.

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  12. I’m amazed and impressed because I inherited the exact same gene from my own father. I really get what you went through to get this done. I think the directions/plans for anything that has to be built should include at least and hour or so of drive back to store to trade/get more stuff step. fortunately for my 3 daughters, they inherited my ex-husband’s ability to build, fix, or create anything from anything. I can write a haiku about anything. so there, now who’s the one with skills?!

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    1. I admire your
      Great haiku abilities
      I can do that, too

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  13. I love sitting around a fire pit on a cool evening. You did a great job! I love the two-toned bricks… and kudos for taking the time to get it level.

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    1. I look at it as an investment. Getting it level added at least 90 minutes to the project, but should save me a lot of time in the future.

      I originally wanted to alternate the blocks (two red/one gray), but needing to go back for that 13th block for each level kind of threw that plan off.

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  14. Oh, it looks amazing Mark. And I’m impressed a one hour job that becomes five hours. Me? I would somehow turn it into a two day one. Love it Mark.

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    1. I realized at 5:30 p.m. I wanted to add another level. Tara said it could wait for another weekend, but I was bound and determined to get it done in one day. What can I say? I’m a completist.

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  15. I hear you! It’s rumbling around here now…another wave of thunderstorms from the north.
    LOVE your fire pit—great job! 😉

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    1. Yesterday was the first day in awhile I didn’t hear a single rumble of thunder! Looks like we’ll have more storms on Friday though.

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      1. Grateful for a cooler, sunny day down here! ☀️

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  16. WAIT A MINUTE! You didn’t even mention the John Deere pulling a trailer. Think of how many hours if you had to wheelbarrow all those bricks.

    It looks great! And for what it’s worth, I believe if there’s someone who can eyeball it, it would be you!

    Glad you had some time for music and food too!

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    1. Ha…well, yes. We bought a cart for the John Deere when Tara had all that dirt delivered. Ironically, it proved easier just to haul the dirt by wheelbarrow…but the cart is coming in handy for other purposes. No need to throw my back out!

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  17. I wonder how much rainwater the pit can hold!

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    1. Not gonna lie: I actually had that same thought…

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      1. Well, I hope the pit leads to some good times, good memories, and maybe some entertaining posts!

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      2. If nothing else, there will be beer.

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  18. HGTV is a liar. (Or they are like those cookbooks that tell you a dish only takes 30 minutes and leave out the hour of chopping vegetables.) Your fire pit looks very nice and thanks for the “HA! SO THERE!” shoutout in your post. Tara FTW with the level, though. Do you have a final mosquito bite tally?

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    1. At this point, it’s hard to separate the mosquito bites I got on Sunday from the ones I got on Saturday, and Friday, and the previous weekend…

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      1. Mark Mosquito Bite Central Petruska!

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  19. Mark, you did a great job on your fire pit. I love it!

    I can’t believe how many tornados you guys have—that’s so scary.

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    1. Thank you, Suz! Trust me, I can’t believe it either…

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  20. 👍👍👍👍my husband had trouble changing the kitchen lightbulbs, so….

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    1. Haha! Were they smart bulbs?

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  21. “Can’t wait for cool fall evenings and long marshmallow-impaled sticks.”

    We had a fire pit at our last place. Nice to sit around a campfire and then go INSIDE to sleep in a King Sized Bed.

    Other fun things to cook over/under/in the fire pit:

    Steak chunks on a stick, Kebobs (with onions and peppers), Hotdogs on a stick

    Baked Beans in a Dutch Oven

    Baked potatoes & corn on the cob (wrapped in foil and buried in the coals)

    Lobster Bake with clams, corn, potatoes buried under seaweed.

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    1. Stop. You’re making me hungry and it isn’t even 9 a.m.!

      I bought a pie iron (if you’re familiar with those) years ago for camping, but have never used it. I feel like that’s about to change…

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      1. Yes. A pie iron is great for making everything from fruit pies to grilled cheese. Even s’mores with chocolate and marshmallow inside.

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      2. Grilled cheese over the fire pit?! Now you’re speaking my language!

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  22. I love Autumn’s response. And it looks like a mighty fine fire pit. Well done!

    Glad you had a nice time at the music fest and a beautiful drive home. Hope your town stays safe. Eeep!

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    1. Thanks! Now I just wanna burn stuff. (I mean that in as non-pyrotechnical a way as possible…)

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      1. Haha. Suuuuuuure, Mark. 😉 😉 Your inner arsonist is safe with me.

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      2. Ooh, is that a “burn”?

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      3. I’m on fire today!

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  23. That’s a pretty good looking fire pit! Nicely done!

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    1. Thanks, Diana! I’m proud of the job I did, considering my inexperience in these matters.

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  24. Oof! You truly do seem to be getting some extremes of weather. Hope you manage to keep safe and just enjoy the sight of amazing storms from a safe distance.

    Majorly impressed on the fire pit – I never believe those instructional video things where they say “only” ‘cos it is never that when you have to do it for the first time, especially if you’re not a contractor.

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    1. I should have had my doubts when the leveling section of the instructional video took about three seconds!

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  25. Does the county let you burn stuff in that thing ?

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    1. Actually, yes. Don’t even need a permit or anything. The only exception would be if there’s a burn ban in place. One of the benefits of living in the country!

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  26. Can you burn religious heretics like in the old days in Europe ? I am somewhat in favor for this because just because it’s summer too many people are wearing shorts to church on Sunday morning.

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    1. I’d have to check the county ordinance on that one.

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