On Friday, the following alert popped up on my phone.

Originally we’d planned on going camping over the weekend. I’d made the reservation last summer, but by the time May rolled around, we had way too much work left in the garden, so I reluctantly cancelled. I guess Google didn’t get the memo.

Funny story: this was the third camping reservation I’ve made, and cancelled, since moving to Wisconsin. It’s not like we don’t enjoy camping – it’s long been a favorite pastime – but lately, other things have taken precedence. A weekend spent lounging by a campfire is a luxury we can ill afford. Which is why that brand new tent we bought right after moving here is still unopened in its original box.

And if I’m being 100% honest, the older we get, the less appealing it is sleeping outside. Even with an inflatable air mattress, sleeping bags will never measure up to a plush pillow-topped king bed, you know? Then there’s mosquitoes and 2 a.m. trips to the loo and coffee that takes 45 minutes to brew and is scalding hot for an hour. I’m pushing for a camper – something small and lightweight, like a Scamp. Convincing Tara is proving to be an uphill battle, but with an assist from The Travel Architect, whose own camper adventures were overwhelmingly positive, I feel we’ll eventually wear her down.

Had we gone camping as planned, it wouldn’t have been ideal anyway. Saturday was a washout; it rained nonstop until mid-afternoon. That didn’t stop us from getting yard work done though. I spent three hours in the soaking rain, clearing out an overgrown bed of weeds and poison ivy, while Tara put the finishing touches on her raised beds. Sunday we had sunshine, but with it came humidity. Nevertheless, we worked outside for 8+ hours, and even had a visit from Dick and Carol, who stopped by to pick up a package. We gave them a tour of the new garden and they were very impressed. Honestly, so am I. I can’t believe how great it turned out! Hats off to Tara, who had a vision and made it come to life. Guess I’m not the only one who knows how to manifest.

Tara was finally able to get her tomatoes and peppers planted. She started them from seeds way back in January. Not content with tomato cages or stakes, she fashioned this fancy overhead trellis system where you attach the tomato plants to suspended strings using clips; this trains them to grow vertically and maximizes garden space, so you get more fruit per square foot. They’re also easier to harvest and less prone to soil-borne disease. Pretty slick, huh?

The whole garden is enclosed in a welded wire fence to keep the critters out. It ain’t pretty, but it gets the job done. Eventually, we’ll upgrade to something more professional. All the wood chips are leftovers from the trees we had taken down in December. You might recall my two-day project carting that mountain of mulch across the yard one wheelbarrow-full at a time. I’m glad all that hard work paid off.

So, there’s just one more raised bed to assemble and fill with dirt. A little more weeding and poison ivy removal, some more wood chips to spread, and the garden will finally be D-O-N-E. This weekend should just about do it.

By the way, I’m happy to report that, since mounting my Bird Buddy on a tall pole and adding a baffle, there have been no additional visits from squirrels or “grey catbirds.”

Even Tom Brady doesn’t win every game.


58 responses to “Too mulch time on my hands.”

  1. I used to love camping. When I got married we even spent a week of our honeymoon camping at the Delaware Water Gap. Now you couldn’t pay me to camp, for all the reasons you cited. My “kids” have a Cricket camper and they LOVE it. They go camping pretty much every other weekend all summer. Your gardens look amazing!

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    1. I think you’ve shared pics of the Cricket. I love it, too! That’s exactly what I want.

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    2. After extensive camping trips (and meeting delightful RV owners who were taking bets about whether or not we’ll get the tent set up 🤣). So I hear you both!

      The gardens look BEYOND amazing, I’m awed! What’s Tara’s solution for tomato worms?

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      1. Oh, we don’t grow tomato worms. We used to until we found out they’re high in cholesterol.

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      2. 🤣🤣🤣 like a wise man once said (🫵), well played!

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  2. that trellis is really neat! I’m impressed! We are kind of in the same mind about camping…it’s so much fun but those exact reasons are why we usually get a cabin. A camper would be nice , or a vw camper van.

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    1. Tara’s counterargument is, we’ll buy a cabin up north someday. The problem is, “someday” is at least a good 10 years’ away. That’s too long not to go camping!

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      1. A camper is better: it’s a cabin you can take wherever you want to be – the woods, the mountains, the desert, the coast…

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  3. Oh, that trellis is nice. I can’t decide if I should show Andy or not since I don’t actually want to listen to the construction and swearing that might come with it. You should just ditch the camping and admit you are officially one of us hotel people now.

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    1. No way! I like a good hotel, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not ready to swear off the great outdoors forever. I think a camper is a perfectly good compromise!

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      1. LOL, the bed will never be as comfy as the one at home.

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  4. You two are doing amazing work! I also get the concept of no more air mattresses. True camping can be just as much work as what you are doing in the yard and you don’t get to reap the harvest after camping…unless you know how to forage safely I suppose.

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    1. My idea of safe foraging is having my very knowledgeable outdoorsy neighbor Brian bring us mushrooms he’s picked from the woods!

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  5. I am the anti-camper. When I was a Cub Scout, someone decided it would be a fine idea to spend the night in a local park during a deluge. Of course, they didn’t know it was going to rain when they scheduled it for the troops, but then again they didn’t NOT know it was going to rain. The new garden looks fab and I expect a wonderful harvest will be forthcoming. Glad to hear the Bird Buddy has “mounted” a comeback.

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    1. That’s a big drawback to tent camping. I booked the reservation on 8/12. There was no way of truly knowing what the weather would be like a week later, let alone nearly 10 months.

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  6. That’s one impressive garden my friend. Our woodchucks would love it. 😉
    And that blue spruce is lovely. I need one of those.

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    1. Tara was threatening to cut down the blue spruce. I let her take out other trees but firmly held my ground on that one. It’s much too beautiful (and valuable) to get rid of.

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      1. I’m glad you prevailed. Why would she want it gone? It’s beautiful…

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      2. To make more room for her garden beds, of course.

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      3. Geesh… how many tomatoes does one woman need?
        😉

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  7. My husband had similar string trellis systems set up. Honestly, the only success we’ve had over the last few years has been tomatoes and green beans. This year, he’s had a lot of chipmunk trouble with the cucumber seeds.

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    1. Hmm. Even as I’m typing up this comment, I’m watching chipmunks scurry through the yard. But, on the plus side, Tara’s had her plants outside on the patio for a couple of weeks now and nobody has bothered them, so I’m hopeful they’ll leave her starts alone.

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      1. they might only like the seeds?

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      2. Here’s hoping, ’cause we’re long past that stage now!

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  8. A Scamp would be perfect for the two of you. One negotiating point . . . Tara can use her truck to tow it while you sing (wearing one of Cher’s wigs, of course):

    “I am a vamp, a tramp, and a bit of a scamp!

    S-C-A-M-P . . . CAMP!”

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    1. Honestly, I’d do the Cher singing it even if a Scamp wasn’t on the bargaining table.

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  9. Your gardens look amazing so that’s worth it and you both live to tell the tail so that’s worth it. As for camping I get it. I’m less inclined to go. My friend has invited me to go to the upper peninsula for a week or so the day we are both retiring instead of going to school we’re gonna go to the upper peninsula. She’s a camper a hiker a backpacker traveler I was vision envisioning more or something like little quirky motels along the way so hopefully we can find some compromise on that for our trip.

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    1. Ahh, but the UP has some spectacular scenery. Camping would be a great way to see it up close!

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      1. Maybe a hybrid )

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  10. I am impressed! You work harder on your days off than I do on my regular working days 😀

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    1. I know, and we really have to stop doing that. It’s exhausting.

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  11. Looks amazing! Well done MarTar. 🤩

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    1. Thank you! This was definitely a team effort.

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  12. I’ve always liked the idea of camping more that actually camping. I think a small camper sounds like a great compromise between a sleeping bag on hard ground and one of those McMansions on wheels.

    Your garden looks wonderful! Let me know when you want to trade fresh oranges for tomatoes.

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    1. OH MY HECK, YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD! Nothing is better than fresh California oranges (sorry, Florida!). I’ve even had another blogger in SoCal send me some in trade when we lived in South Dakota. We have 30 tomato plants. I’m sure we can work out a trade.

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      1. Our oranges are way better than Betsey’s…

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      2. Likes like we’re about to have a citrus smackdown!

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      3. Janis, Janis, Janis…. How DARE you?!?!

        Just kidding. I just wanted to get Mark salivating. But Mark, in TRADE, you say? I don’t remember getting anything back for those oranges… Still waiting on some cheese.

        Also, where we had the two chicken coops, we now have two ginormous tomato plants growing that we hadn’t planted. Chickens must have pooped the seeds into that super fertile soil. Bonus!

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  13. Wow – those look great! Love that you got the chance to impress Dick and Carol.

    I hear you about camping. I love it too – but it’s so weird how the ground has gotten harder!

    So here’s to manifesting that camper van! Have a great week!

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    1. The Scamp will be mine. Definitely not tomorrow, and perhaps not next year, but someday. Someday, she will be mine. Mark my words.

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  14. HA, perhaps the Tom Bradys of the squirrel world have also retired! My boyfriend has a camper and it’s a game changer with “camping.” An enclosed space with a small bathroom and shower, kitchen, heat and a/c can make a foray into the wilderness enjoyable no matter the weather. I have many memories, both good and bad, of tent camping which I now feel too decrepit (or lazy?) to tolerate.

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    1. As if I weren’t already sold on the idea of getting a camper, your description doubles my resolve!

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  15. I don’t camp in tents, maybe a camper, but not out on the ground. I do garden, though not to the extent that you and Tara do! What an amazing transformation you’ve made on your property. Hauling mulch stinks, but also ultimately is worth the effort.

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    1. You should see how much smaller our mulch pile is now. I never thought we’d use it all (and we probably won’t…but we’ll come close!).

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  16. I’m not a camper. I’ve always appreciate a mosquito free environment

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    1. There’s a LOT to be said for mosquito-free!

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  17. Great looking gardens – well done! Thanks for the mention, but I must speak against the Scamp. Not about how well made they are (I can’t speak to that), but to their set-up and layout. Not good. They have a new, fancier line. Maybe that’s better, but their originals aren’t good. I’d love to steer you toward a Taylor Coach, but I’m not sure you want to wait 3.5 years for one like we are (less than 1.5 years to go, by the way!) If nothing else, we (you and I) should find out if Scamp will be at the MN State Fair like they have in the past. That’s where I went to see some of their models when we thought we were getting one. If you don’t have a camper by fall of 2025, you should also find an excuse to visit MN again so you can come see our new 17′ Taylor Coach trailer/camper, too. We almost got an R-Pod, but it was too heavy for our vehicle at the time. In any event, do your research. Gosh I wish you lived closer – I could talk about this for hours!

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    1. Scamp, R-Pod, Taylor Coach…I have no allegiance to any particular brand; I just want something that will get me off the hard ground and offers a little more protection from the elements!

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      1. I hope you document this process (including convincing Tara) on the blog – I’ll read along with interest.

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  18. Wow, the garden looks awesome! Someday when I have a house with a yard and can put in a garden, I know who I’m gonna ask for help…

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    1. Great. I’ll tell Tara to be ready for your call!

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  19. My type of camping would have to be in an air-conditioned camper or cabin with a working toilet.

    I’m so impressed with the garden beds; the overhead trellis is genius!

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    1. I hear you. A non-working toilet would just suck.

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  20. Tara’s trellis system is pretty impressive.

    We bought our first camper 10 years ago because we were also over tent camping and renting cabins can get pricey. You might also consider an R-Pod; our R-Pods were great starter campers, and they have a very supportive community. I’ve got a couple of blogs about them among my earliest posts.

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    1. Some of those tomato plants are already nearing the top of the trellis, too. Hats off to her!

      I love the R-Pod and would definitely consider buying one.

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