I was reading blogs earlier and had quite the scare.

I was in the basement, because that’s where my home office is located, and suddenly heard water gurgling. Hmm, that’s odd, I thought. When it didn’t stop after half a minute, I got up to investigate, checking the bathroom and laundry room to figure out the source of the running water. Given our recent stretch of subzero weather, I was worried a pipe might have burst. My heart raced frantically as dollar signs danced in front of my eyes.

After a full minute or two traipsing around downstairs, trying to figure out where the gushing water was coming from, I glanced down at my laptop and discovered the source of the noise. WTF? Had my MacBook Air sprung a leak?! I lifted it up to my ears, and sure enough, the sound of flowing water could be heard through the speakers, loud and clear.

The culprit? This blog post. Shelly, it turns out, had shared a video of water trickling into a swimming pool at an RV resort.

Good hell. I’ve never felt so stupid in my life. I swear, this is the type of thing that only happens to me.

Then again, better a moment of sheer idiocy than an expensive repair bill. I can live with a little egg on my face.


As you may have surmised, it’s still cold here, though we did warm up to 13° yesterday. What a ridiculous sentence to type.

With no break in the cold, our yard looks virtually the same as it did Saturday morning. Not an ounce of snow has melted, the icicles are looking as deadly as ever, and the trees remain blanketed in white.

The roads in town are still a treacherous mess, snow-packed and icy. Salt isn’t effective at temperatures below 15°, and the county uses sand sparingly as it can negatively impact the Rock River. This has made for a couple of white-knuckle drives to work this week…but you can’t deny the beauty of the landscape. Thank god for heated seats and remote start.

We have solar lights lining our front walkway. They’re cheap things that flicker out long before sunrise, and on overcast days, they never even come on. That’s why I’ve got to hand it to this valiant little fella.

All his brethren are buried in snow, yet through sheer happenstance (or the fact that he’s shielded from drifts by the trunk of our maple tree), he stands tall and proud, vainly trying to light the way on his own. I’m sure there’s a great metaphor for that, but I’m too lazy to put it into words.

There’s relief in the long-range forecast, but first we’ve got to get through tonight (a little more snow) and the weekend (more negative temperatures). Then next week it’s supposed to warm up to the mid-30s…and rain. Which means we can expect a slushy, sloppy mess at best — and worst case, flooding.

Still, we have it better than my brother and SIL in Springfield, Oregon. They lost power during an ice storm Saturday night, then a giant branch took out their deck during a second ice storm on Tuesday. They are staying in a Motel 6 until their power is restored…which might not happen until next week. Ouch. Oregon just isn’t built for that kind of winter weather. I learned this firsthand.

The worst we have had to contend with was a frozen sliding glass door, but it’s not like we’re going to hang out on our back deck anytime soon.

Have you had any Mark-like moments of pure stupidity recently? How has the cold and snow impacted your life this past week? Oh, and how ’bout dem Packers?


73 responses to “The little light that could.”

  1. You asked…

    My pure stupidity moment was going to dinner older friends from FL in their late 80s. They were north for the holidays. The husband showed up wearing an odd sweatshirt with abstract red dots in lines and what appeared to be suppositories in the upper left quadrant of the motif. I figured he was cold and the sweatshirt was a freebie from a drug company.

    However, as Z-D explained later, the sweatshirt was the American flag created with gunshot wounds [the red dots] forming the stripes and the stars were bullets, not suppositories.

    I still haven’t been able to properly process this existence of this sweatshirt nor how we could possibly know someone who’d wear it.

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    1. Thanks for the laughter with this comment Ally Bean!

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      1. It really happened. And that sweatshirt… 😳

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      2. I wonder where he got it?

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      3. I don’t know. It looked warm so that was good. But it was odd.

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    2. A not-so-subtle statement piece on America’s gun violence epidemic? Or, gulp — couldn’t be pro-NRA, right? I can see both scenarios given they’re from Florida.

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      1. I have no idea what the motif meant and considering their conservative principles… I wonder. It was strangely unnerving.

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  2. The solar light looks like a girl to me. And the brethren… gal pals. 👧

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    1. Riding mowers are boys, boats are girls. I haven’t decided about solar lights yet.

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  3. And you
    Light up my life
    You give me hope
    To carry on

    (that little light though … ) ❤

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    1. The theme song to his movie!

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  4. I hear odd noises all the time and wonder what they are. Mostly I just ignore them… 🙂 I felt really fortunate that my area of WA sat directly in the protected middle of that icy winter weather. Pictures of Portland were horrible and those north of Seattle were just as bad. It can be hit or miss here depending on wind direction/speed, what the mountains want to take on and which direction weather/storms come in from. We either get a generous advantage from any or all of those being at the base of the foothills, or we get everything all at once like sitting in a big old empty bowl screaming out to be filled up. Your yard sure looks pretty, although I hope the trees/bushes make it through all that snowy weight.

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    1. The PNW microclimates are pretty wild. Hard to believe that Sequim, at the base of the Olympics, is so much drier than the rest of western Washington.

      I’m concerned about the trees too, but the snow coming in tonight should be a lot more powdery. I figure, if they’ve held up this long, they should be fine until the snow finally melts next week. Here’s hoping!

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  5. What you experienced was PTSD from a prior home repair bill! We spent a good deal of 2023 trying to find a water leak in our basement , insurance covered some and the rest came from our pocket. So if I hear water dripping even from inside a laptop I maybe nervous 😃!

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    1. This theory makes sense, especially given our disastrous broken sewer line the first winter in our Rapid City house!

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  6. I am actively rooting for that solar light as I love underdog stories. The other day…for whatever reason I carried the downstairs remote upstairs…which has its own remote residing there. I can only imagine the look on my face as I puzzled out why I had both of them in front of me.

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    1. Are the remotes identical? That would be even more cause for confusion!

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      1. They are identical!

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  7. Bravo little solar light. Show the rest of those dead beats who’s boss.
    We’re finally having cold temps this week as well. Snow and 12 degrees when I got up this morning. But we’ll see 40 next week… it’s nuts.
    As for stupid stuff, I do it quite often. Though my computer has never gurgled so you’ve got me there.

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    1. Since you had already commented on Shelly’s post, I was kinda hoping you’d have had a similar experience. So much for solidarity!

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      1. I blog from my phone. That must be it…
        😉

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  8. I can’t laugh too hard at your laptop springing a leak. I’ve done some similar things. I think it’s life’s way of saying, “don’t get too stuck on yourself, we can always find ways to make you look silly.” Ha, ha, but something tells me you didn’t mind not having to clean up a wet mess! Ha, ha.

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    1. Oh, for sure. I’ve had to clean up wet messes in basements before, and lemme tell ya: it’s not something I’d wish to repeat.

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  9. and that little light will grow up and be a big lighthouse one day, saving many a sailor from ruin

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    1. HAHA! Yes!! A Facebook friend says I’ve got a children’s book in the making. That would be the perfect way to end it, huh?

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  10. Pure stupidity? All the time. Fortunately, my husband and I can laugh at ourselves… we’ve had a lot of practice.

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    1. Me too. Tara says I’ve elevated self-deprecation to an art form.

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  11. That’s hilarious, Mark! Sounds like something I would have done. Recently, I heard a crash as I backed out of the driveway and ducked with my heads over my head, thinking it was a gunshot. In reality, it was the stainless steel water bottle I’d on the roof of the car just a minute earlier and then forgotten about. Oops.
    As for snow? We haven’t seen snow in Phoenix since ’91 and I’m not complaining.

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    1. Reminds me of the time I was backing into the garage, confused the gas and brake pedals, and nearly ended up parked in the living room! Sheesh…

      I’m surprised to learn it has ever snowed in Phoenix.

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      1. It snows in north Phoenix most year, but I think 1991 was the last time it snowed in the downtown, though it was less than a quarter inch and didn’t stick. It was pretty darn exciting, though, as I’d never seen snow before. LOL!

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  12. The snow has pretty much melted just in time for a potential 6 incher dry powdery snow…it has been a leaving early kind of week…might not work tomorrow

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    1. Oh, boy. Making up for the lack of winter the past few years in a big way!

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      1. Yeah, pretty much 🫤. That water link on the other post in the context if your experience pretty funny 🤣

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  13. We had moved into a newly constructed house in the 1990s. I called the builder to complain that the installed smoke detector kept beeping & I couldn’t make it stop. He made multiple visits & wouldn’t you know it, it never would beep while he was there. Just during the middle of the night & other annoying times. It was electronically wired, so you couldn’t remove a battery, or anything to disconnect it. I was SO annoyed that they couldn’t take care of the darn thing. Until weeks later when I opened a packing box and found a portable smoke detector that we had packed up from our old house, insistently beeping that it’s battery was dying. ooohhhhh.

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    1. Haha!! OK, that’s pretty funny. Weird that it only went off randomly though!

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  14. Valiant little light. I say you name him Frodo. We have our fingers crossed for some rain here.

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    1. Now I’m kinda hoping he’s a she so I can name her Galadriel!

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      1. Galadriel would be fancier. And taller. And in the maple tree.

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  15. One lonely soldier. He’s awfully brave!

    I keep the speaker on my laptop muted which keeps me from many odd experiences like you describe with Shelley’s post. But it makes me join online meetings and then say to people, “What, I can’t hear you.” As if they are the ones with the problem… 🙂

    Sorry to hear about your brother. Yowsa! Hope your warm up goes smoothly!

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    1. The pitfalls of modern meeting technology! There’s always at least one person on mute every time. But usually the speaker is to blame, not the listener. Way to stand out from the crowd, Wynne.

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    2. I have so learned not to have the volume on video on my blog now. *smacks forehead*

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  16. Oh, I’ve had a few times where a laptop or desktop fan was on and I’ve walked around wonder what the noise was. I guess the fan isn’t normally on? Who knows?

    It was 4 degrees a few mornings this week when I drove Middle Child to work at 9 am. I have a blanket I keep in my car to cover my legs. It was this week that I realized I was like the granny in the Tweety Bird cartoon with the blanket on her legs. Ugh. Our snow dump is happening tomorrow. Schools are already being canceled. I’ve already heard from my oldest daughter (who now has a kindergartener) that that never happened when she was in school 🤣

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    1. OMG, I can picture Tweety’s grandma now. I think you nailed it with that image! I checked the radar earlier and saw snow in your neck of the woods. Hope you stay safe and warm this weekend!

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  17. Beautiful light and photos! I’ve done the same thing with water sounds that emanate from my iPhone or computer. After several burst pipes over the decades, I am deservedly paranoid.

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    1. I’d say you have every right to be extra vigilant!

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  18. I’ve had that same experience as you – mine wasn’t gurgling, but random talking (sometimes music) which I go into panic about because it only seems to happen when I’m on a zoom/conference call and I feel such a numpty being unable to mute it, while hitting every possible button in an attempt to find it. At least this is your one & only time…

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    1. Haha! The best part of this comment? “Numpty!” You are always teaching me new words!

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      1. I live to develop your vocabulary with British-isms! 😀

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  19. This week I had no bone head moves, but technically the week isn’t over yet. Sorry still laughing about the water sound being virtual so to speak

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    1. Don’t worry, with a little luck, you’ll still be able to fulfill your bonehead quotient for the week. I believe in you!

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  20. My stupidity: looking for my cell phone for a second or two before realizing it was IN MY HAND!!

    Weather: we finally got some snow here, getting more today. It’s cold enough for it to stick around too which means I once again can try to defend my title as Oldest Guy On The Sledding Hill.

    Packers: Heck yeah!! I loved seeing them whip the Cowboys!

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    1. I guess that’s the modern version of looking for your eyeglasses when they’re perched atop your head. Go, Pack, go! (And this coming from a Broncos fan…)

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      1. I second that go Packers vibe, and I’m an Eagles fan. Man, did we fall apart this year 🤯

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  21. I’m just so relieved for you that the water sound was from your laptop. We’ve had home repair issues, including calling a plumber, so, I feel your relief. It’s great to have a laugh, even when at our own expense. And then we get to think, “Hey, I should put this on my blog!”

    I can’t handle the cold you’re dealing with. Ugh. I feel bad for your OR family. Hope everyone everywhere pulls through this soon.

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    1. I’m replying to your comment from my loveseat in the basement. I’ve got the wood stove burning and the heat feels cozy and amazing. It’s not so bad as long as you don’t have to go out in it!

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      1. That makes sense. What my mom liked most about retiring was no longer having to drive the 30+ minutes on a snowy highway and the back roads of our small town to get to her job in Cleveland. I could definitely get behind the coziness factor of the great indoors.

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  22. Crickets. I kept hearing crickets, but only in the master bathroom. We live in a rural area, so a cricket in the house isn’t unheard of, but it was the wrong season. It was driving me crazy. I finally tracked the sound down to Kenn’s new rechargeable hearing aids.🤦‍♀️

    It happened again not long ago, but we were in a hotel. It didn’t dawn on me that it was the hearing aids until the crickets followed us into the truck for the journey home.🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    Now, when I hear crickets, I go straight to the hearing aids.🦗🦻

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    1. One of these days, you’re going to go straight to the hearing aids, and it will be actual crickets outside!

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  23. We’re getting cabin fever. Fortunately, our power never went out. (The in-laws lost it for 4 1/2 days.) We got out for a short walk after the first storm (more snow than ice in that one, lots of wind), then the ice hit. And it won’t melt! Forecast keeps calling for upper 30s and lower 40s, never gets past 35 with a wind chill. Just warm enough to make the ice wet and extra slippery. Treacherous.

    Maybe tomorrow… [sigh]

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    1. That’s how it goes with the Gorge influence; PDX metro always seems to take longer to thaw out than predicted. You’d think by now the weather guys would know that, as it’s been happening for decades. Hope you find some relief soon!

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  24. I don’t discuss the Packers in particular or football in general, other than nodding politely when my family members tell me game-day details, and even then I can only last about 15 seconds. I’ve had to stand outside every day this week watching the little ones get into their cars after school. It’s been chilly, but it’s worse for poor Cheddar, who likes the window raised for a minute or two each morning so he can search the side yard for potential prey. Mostly we’ve told him “no” this week, but relented a few times because we’re pu**y-whipped (literally). This morning I tried to open the window for him but it was frozen shut. While I want this weekend (and all weekends) to go slowly, bring on next week and the mid-30s it promises!

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    1. Just a few minutes ago, I said to Tara, “Even I’m ready for this cold to end.” And it takes a lot for me to utter such words, winter-loving freak that I am. I don’t want 50º, but I’ll settle for 35º. Which is exactly what they’re predicting. Unfortunately, looks like the storm system ushering in those warmer temps could cause all kinds of havoc; rain on top of snow is a recipe for disaster.

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      1. It’s amazing what a difference 300 miles can make. We’re going to be as dry as a bone. Stay safe!

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  25. My speciality is trying to put on reading glasses whilst wearing a pair… I’m intrigued as to how that light is getting enough sun to power itself

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  26. I’ve had a lot of those Mark Moments, or worse. I’m glad the gushing water wasn’t actually IN your home. That would be a nightmare.
    That little light deserves a gold star or maybe an afternoon inside enjoying the heat. 🙂

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  27. I am sincerely sorry! I seem to be on a “Learn How Not to Blog the Hard Way” rampage, with you as the primary victim. You should block me. Snooze me? Smack the back of my typing fingers?

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