When I began planning our long-delayed family reunion earlier this year, I suggested two possible dates: Labor Day weekend or the following. The vote was unanimous: next weekend. Thank god, because the weather would have made a reunion this weekend pretty uncomfortable. Unless you’re the sort who enjoys being outside when it’s hot as blazes.

I am not, which is why Tara and I even bailed on our plan to visit our favorite festival of the year, the Taste of Madison, on Saturday. It was pushing 90º and the idea of wandering around in the heat didn’t sound very appealing.

Plus, I was beat. I’ve been tackling yard work for the past four days – cutting grass, pulling weeds, clearing out overgrown beds, you name it. It’s been dirty, sweaty work, and my muscles have been put to the test. But also, we’ve made some interesting discoveries. When I cleared out the grass and weeds that had grown over the path to our fish pond, for instance, I discovered these cool bricks.

We had no idea they were under there! Grass had also grown over a lot of stones around the ponds, so I peeled that back. Literally: I was able to just roll it up and yank it out. I tell you, long after humans have grown extinct, earth is going to cover up all signs that we were ever here. I find that pretty humbling.

My parents get here on Wednesday, and the rest of the family arrives on Friday. Here’s why choosing next weekend for the reunion was the smart move:

We want our guests to be impressed with Wisconsin, not scared off! Most of them are staying through at least midweek, so it’s a huge relief that the weather will feel more like early autumn than mid-summer. Speaking of, there are already a few signs of the changing season in our yard. Even the cursed poison ivy is putting on a show.

We’re really excited to see what kind of fall colors we get in our yard. There are three maples that we know are going to be showstoppers, and many other trees (like the Juneberry pictured above) that should have some bright foliage. It’ll be a fun discovery, just like those hidden bricks.

That damn poison ivy is all over the place, but I’ve learned to be extremely vigilant wherever I step and have become an expert at spotting it. I even managed to eradicate a couple of smaller plants by very carefully digging them up with a shovel, roots and all, dumping them in a plastic bag inside a paper bag, and throwing the whole thing in the trash. Our goal is to dig it all up this fall, when the weather is cooler. My experiment this weekend proves it’s doable; we’re just going to have to be extremely cautious, ’cause that rash is something I don’t ever want to experience again.

Other than prepping for the reunion and sweating our asses off, there hasn’t been too much excitement in MarTar land as of late. We made a trip to the Janesville Rotary Botanical Garden last weekend, always a lovely spot. They have a big holiday light show every year and are already in the process of decorating.

I couldn’t resist being a smartass when signing their guest log. I kinda feel sorry for Tara, because this is what she has to live with, but at the same time, I do make her laugh.

Here are a couple of random cat pics of Laverne & Shirley.

I’ve got a rough two-day work week, and then I’m off for five days. I haven’t really taken a proper vacation since starting, so I’m looking forward to some well-deserved time off, visiting with family and not writing about scaffolding or third-party logistics or the benefits of plant-based meals for a few days.

Tuesday is my one-year anniversary at TobacCo. My, how time flies! I had to do a self-review last week, so naturally, I gave myself high scores and a 50% raise.

OK, not really. But I do think I’m doing a decent job.

I’ve also been doing freelance work for CenturyCo. They reached out to me last month to see if I’d be interested in a few writing assignments because my replacement is out on maternity leave. How could I say no? I love extra cash, and without a doubt, that job is the thing I miss most about Rapid City. What’s interesting is, CenturyCo is the fourth former employer that has hired me as a contractor after I’ve left. I guess my work speaks for itself, which makes me feel all kinds of good.

Also proof that you should never burn bridges.

Happy Labor Day! What’s shaping up for you in September?


49 responses to “Should have warned us about the alligator.”

  1. 90s here too and a much too hot visit to the Renaissance Festival yesterday. One night with friends at their lake house, floating and relaxing. Today, getting ready for school to start tomorrow for my last circus before I retire.)

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    1. You’re the second person I know who mentioned a Renaissance Faire! Which one are you attending, just out of curiosity? (And please tell me you’ll be eating one of those giant turkey legs that are so popular.)

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      1. it’s in holly Michigan in an open glade, I’ve taken my children there years ago, when they were young, and now they’re grown and we take the grand kids

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    2. Beth, you’re going to retire after this year? Whoa! That’s huge news that I just happened to stumble upon by being nosy on Mark’s blog.
      (Yes, Mark, THIS I read.)

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      1. no worries, and it’s nice when bloggers cross paths. yes, I’ve been planning on it since last year )

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      2. Cheers to a fabulous last year then, Beth!

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  2. We are experiencing gorgeous weather at the moment ~ warm but humidity that is LOW, LOW, LOW.

    Looks like you picked the right weekend. You be all set UNLESS someone brings their emotional support alligator with them.

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    1. I find the whole idea of emotional support animals a load of croc.

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  3. Congrats on the extra income and the knowledge that you are valued highly! That has to be a good feeling. Thanks for the kitty pics- clearly they own the house outright 🙂

    Also, since you posted in such a timely manner (and as I could not find an email for you) I hope I can ask a question for CO daughter who is off in a few weeks for their S. Dakota and other parts camping trip. You will be happy to know they are hitting places like Custer SP, Wind Cave, Black Elk Peak and staying for 2 nights at Sylvan Lake, then on to Badlands NP and Deadwood. In between they have a one night stop in Rapid City for a visit to Black Hills Vinyl. Any great recommendations for a dinner/and or breakfast spot or both? They enjoy frugal but good food, nice beers, great coffee for Alison and tea for Chris…anything I can pass on to them would be much appreciated 🙂

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    1. Ooh, Black Hills Vinyl. Tell Jennifer we said hi!

      Paddy O’Neill’s is a great little bar next to the lobby of the Alex Johnson Hotel. I highly recommend the pretzel sticks. They also make a mean reuben! The Firehouse would be another great spot for lunch or dinner, especially if they snag a table on the covered patio (so long as the weather is decent). Harriet & Oak is my favorite coffee shop, and I used to work right next door, which was super convenient. Their oatmeal is made from scratch and the best I have ever had. They also make really good homemade Pop Tarts…and there’s a great tea selection. I would call H&O a must-stop!

      I’d also recommend either Silver Linings Creamery or Armadillo’s for ice cream. Both places are right downtown and really good.

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      1. Thank you so much Mark!!! Copying and emailing all of this right now 🙂

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  4. Another post, Mark?! Seriously!? I only just (I think) got caught up yesterday, even going so far as to read your HOTM post. Sheesh, man. Do you not care about me at all?!?!

    I’m reading this later, in protest.

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    1. Hey, it’s been four whole days since I posted. I even skipped my usual Sunday. I’ve been going easy on you, and this is the thanks I get?! Geez Louise!

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  5. In response to the above comment, there is a Renaissance Faire in Bristol, Wisconsin.

    The weather forecast for next weekend is perfect for a family reunion.

    Congratulations on your one-year work anniversary!

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    1. Ahh, yes…that’s the one my IG friend is attending. Man, if I’d known about that sooner, I might have gone, too!

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  6. I fight the poison ivy, poison sumac and poison oak with spray bottles of water and weed killer or bottles with bleach and some water. If I just touch my face handling these cursed plants the rash and blisters puff me up big time. It’s that jerk Noah’s fault as he put a male and a female of these plants in his ark. It’s written right there in the Bible “two of every species”. Nothing funny about all this . I suggest trying to dig poison ivy out is risky business as it finds ways to attach to your body to invade your life. Of course, never burn these as an inhalation of smoke would make you feel death is better.

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    1. I read about a pack of boy scouts that inadvertently burned poison ivy in their campfire and most of them ended up in the hospital. Definitely not a plant to be trifled with!

      Noah should’ve left the poison ivy out along with the mosquitoes and ticks.

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  7. It’s hotter than hell here in the Greater Toronto Area, the humidity has everyone edgy. 🥵

    But the hint of fall is coming, I too see the landscape changing. My favorite time of year!

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    1. Mine, too. I’m ready to pumpkin spice the hell out of everything!

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  8. The heat here finally broke and we’re back to having normal humidity and a lovely western breeze in from the ocean. Bliss! I totally laughed over the alligator. Have you all thought about a compost bin?

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    1. Oh, we have compost binS. Plural. That’s where all the yard debris (minus poison ivy, which you can’t compost) + kitchen scraps go. Doing our small part to save the world, don’tcha know?

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      1. Well done! I wasn’t sure if having them might attract bears (a problem in rural NH).

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      2. There aren’t many bears in this part of the state, but that would definitely be an issue up north.

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  9. LOVE the discovery of the bricks…super cool. And your guest book entry? Hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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    1. I mean, the sucker almost took off my leg! They need to put up signs or something.

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      1. LOL! More leg jokes! 😉

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  10. That’s the drawback of a big beautiful yard, endless work. But if you’re like us, it’s worth it. We’re having that awful test here too. Going to be near 90 all week. I’m crying uncle on summer.
    🥴

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    1. Completely worth it. This is exactly what we wanted!

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  11. Those bricks are fabulous! We bought an older home too and found terrific pieces of history as we made it our own over the years. It’s a thrill that anyone who buys a newly constructed house will never know. I loved your comment about the alligator. That must have caused a lot of confusion and concern… hopefully, then laughter 🙂

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    1. The first house I ever bought was brand-new construction…and I hated it. There was no character and the workmanship was shoddy. Never again!

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  12. I had a 4-day weekend and the heat wave lasted the whole time (and is going into tomorrow for both of us, I see). Still, managed to get out for 2 runs and one long bike ride – always in the slightly cooler morning, of course. It’s going to get nice just as I’m starting back with students. Figures. September is always about getting back to work. It’s nose to the grindstone until mid/late October. 😦

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    1. Makes one wish they’d switch the school year around so you can take advantage of the nicer weather, huh?

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  13. Tiny getaway at the end of the month near Penn State Main Campus just to vacation in the fall.

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    1. That sounds like a great little trip!

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  14. Nope. You never, ever burn bridges!
    Can you contact the former owners and find out about those pavers? Salt Glaze? I’m intrigued.
    Good job on postponing because this coming weeks weather looks all sorts of divine!
    I’m pretty sure you are the smartest, smart ass Tara has ever been married to.

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    1. If I had known the bricks were buried down there, I’d have asked Dick about them the last time he stopped by. I may need to do a bit of internet sleuthing to uncover (ha!) the truth!

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  15. Best title ever. I spent my whole read looking for the alligators – with the bricks? hiding in the poison ivy? do they come with fireflies?

    A year already – that really is amazing. I love that you get hired as a contractor after you’ve left. Yep, that’s a “mark” of great character! 🙂 ❤

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    1. Haha. No alligators, just a bunch of carved stone bears up in a tree. At least they’re easy enough to outrun.

      Twice, I would have gladly worked remotely for these employers if they’d been open to the idea. But as a freelancer, my hourly rate is much higher than I’d earned as an employee, so I guess I can’t really complain.

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  16. You make me laugh, too. I do want to confirm that you haven’t found any alligators, right? Congrats at being at your *new* job for a year and for being the kind of person former employers still turn to.

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    1. No gators. Even with climate change making our area warmer, winters are still not conducive for cold-blooded reptiles to thrive here. Thankfully!

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  17. Those hidden discoveries on your property are such a fun find. You are brave with the poison ivy. My husband just sprays it with some sort of killer that is probably destroying the environment.

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    1. We may have to resort to that; there’s simply too much of it, and in some areas, those patches are extensive. I’m not afraid to dig up the little stragglers like that one, though.

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  18. Horribly hot here too. Forecast to break and drop about 10 degrees (centigrade) next week, which I am much looking forward to. Autumn is my favourite season of all, as I’m a cozy up kinda gal. Your family reunion sounds like it’ll be a lot of fun, especially with all the good stuff you’ve been uncovering on your land, let alone in the surrounding area.

    Definitely something to toot your horn over that you’ve that many ex-employers reaching out to you for contract work. Nice work Mark! Perhaps you should be awarding yourself that high a pay raise in order for them to ensure they don’t lose you 😀

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    1. Don’t you just love it when the temperature drops after a hot spell? The past four days have been absolutely divine!

      I’ll have to share your comment with my superiors when it comes time for my annual review.

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  19. We made the mistake of traveling from coastal Maine to western Maine for the first week of September to do some hiking. Changed those plans fast when the temperatures ranged from 92 to 98 the entire time we were there.

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    1. I’d say that was a good call. Hiking in the 90s is miserable. Hell, hiking in the 80s isn’t great, either!

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  20. Entire Mayan cities have been buried under the jungle, never to be seen again if it wasn’t for LIDAR. Good job avoiding that fate…

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