One year ago, Tara and I were vacationing in Wisconsin. We spent the 4th of July driving around the various Madison suburbs. While I didn’t state as much in my blog post, because things were still very hush-hush at that point, the purpose that day was to scope out potential communities in which to live.

We were seeking our own independence from South Dakota, if you will.

While we had agreed to take the plunge a year ago, there were still so many puzzle pieces to fit together, I wasn’t entirely convinced we’d be Wisconsin residents come 7/4/23. I’m so glad it all worked out.

We did some more exploring over this long holiday weekend, but cast a much farther net.

Saturday, our goal was to check out the Driftless Area, a region in Wisconsin (and parts of Minnesota, Iowa, and Illinois) characterized by steep hills, forested ridges, and deeply carved river valleys. Normally I itinerize road trips to death beforehand, knowing exactly where we’re going and when we’ll be back, but this time I left it to chance.

This turned out to be a great decision.

Though we still can’t get a drop of rain to save our lives, naturally a few drops fell when we stopped at the Dane County Farmers Market on Capital Square in Madison Saturday morning. We got pretty wet walking the loop, but scored some fruit and veggies and enjoyed coffee and breakfast sandwiches from Colectivo Coffee, so it was worth a little sogginess.

Then, it was off to the races. We drove west(ish), then south(ish), pulling over whenever we saw fit. Like when we came across Peck’s Farm Market in Spring Green. I assumed we might find some cherries, perhaps a few ears of corn. I was not expecting dinosaurs, aliens, and Bigfoot, but alas…

In addition to all the sculptures, there was an animal park filled with goats, pigs, turkeys, peacocks, sheep, ducks, even a cow. It was a wonderful monument to all things kitsch, which is exactly what we love. We were so enamored with the place, we came home with one of those Bigfoot statues for the garden. What can I say? Sasquatch butts drive me nuts.

We tore ourselves away after an hour, but easily could have spent another there. Mostly it was the heat and humidity that inspired us to hit the road again. Additional random stops included The Largest Shoe Store in the Midwest (scored a rockin’ deal on some Sketchers), a cheese shop, and a dive bar for cocktails and cheese curds.

Then, suddenly, we were in Iowa.

We’d had a general idea that we would make it down to Prairie du Chien in the southwest corner of the state, where we’d originally planned a birthday getaway until the Mississippi River flooded; Iowa is right across the river, and we’d heard of a bluff overlooking the Mighty Mississippi, so we decided to cross the border and check out Pikes Peak State Park. No relation to the much-taller mountain in Colorado.

The views were breathtaking, and while the “waterfall” was nothing more than a trickle, the hike through the woods was beautiful.

Afterward, we stopped in McGregor, Iowa on a whim. I’m telling you, “on a whim” is my new mantra, because this little town situated in a valley surrounded by bluffs, just a stone’s throw from the Mississippi River, charmed the pants off us. It definitely warrants a return visit, preferably when they’re not tearing up the entire main street for utility work.

After walking around McGregor, we crossed back into Wisconsin and winded our way north along Highway 35, a/k/a the Great River Road National Scenic Byway. This road parallels the Mississippi River and is absolutely breathtaking. But the hour was getting late, and when we punched in “home” on Google Maps mid-afternoon and found we still had a 5-hour drive, we decided it was time to begin the long trek back.

We grabbed a late supper at the Grumpy Troll Brew Pub in Mount Horeb, an hour west of home. By the time we pulled into the driveway, it was 9:30 p.m. We’d been on the road for nearly 14 hours and loved every second of it.

With three more days left in the weekend, we had more adventures in store. But I’ll save those for next time.


43 responses to “Sasquatch butts drive me nuts.”

  1. Iowa looks way cooler than I imagined

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    1. Iowa is under-appreciated. This is the second time we’ve been driving through the state, stopped in a random town we’d never heard of before, and ended up having a fantastic time.

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      1. I definitely under-appreciate Iowa. Nebraska, too.

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  2. What a surprisingly lovely area! Tracy has a Grumpy Troll t-shirt that I laugh at every time.

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    1. Oh, that’s great! The brew pub has been on our list for awhile. A year ago, we actually envisioned ourselves living in Mount Horeb, but alas, things worked out differently.

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  3. The Grumpy Troll looks Irish-ish. And yummy!

    When you mentioned being charmed in the little Iowa town to the point of pants off, I thought another move was imminent. 😂

    Don’t worry, I know you meant it this time you were going to stay where you are now. Your day trips sound fabulous!

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    1. I jokingly told Tara we should sell our house and move to McGregor. But then I remembered how much I love our house…and Wisconsin! It’ll be a great place to visit, though.

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  4. We finally got a much-needed squall today.
    Five hours from home? You must have been a stone’s throw from me! Shoot me a message next time. 🙂

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    1. We were shocked to learn we were only 35 miles from La Crosse when we turned around. Where exactly do you live? (By “exactly,” I don’t mean I need your home address, lol!)

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      1. Oh, you weren’t that close, then. You could have stopped in and seen my niece, though. 😉

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      2. I’ve just sent you a message on your “contact me” form detailing the location of our highly secret lair, should you meander across the border in the future.

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      3. Replied to your message. Blogger meetup in November?!

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  5. I love road trips and that sounds like a great one. I find it best to travel that way without a set itinerary, if possible. After spending multiple weeks in Europe, I think I’m ready to do some more exploring in the good ‘ole USA. I’ll be sure to make a stop at the Grumpy Troll if I’m ever close to that area.

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    1. Mount Horeb really leans into the whole troll theme. It’s a fun stop and perfectly up our alley, too!

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  6. This is my kind of place!

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  7. Exploring on local road trips is fun . . . it’s like a box of chocolates . . . you never know what you’re going to get/ see/ do/ eat/ buy.

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    1. I like the analogy. It’s true! Good thing I like surprises.

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  8. “Gifts & Drugs.” Does this mean one does not gift drugs? That is a cool area, unexpectedly hilly! And I would not be able to resist cheese, either. 🙂

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    1. The first time we drove through Iowa, we were amazed over just how hilly it was in certain areas. It’s definitely not all flat cornfields. Turns out there are steep cornfields, too!

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  9. Whoa, that’s a lot of driving in one day. Pikes Peak State Park looks gorgeous. I want to see your Bigfoot statue when you put it on your property. How tall is it? I’ve only seen the metal profile ones.

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    1. At least it wasn’t 14 hours of nonstop driving; we were out walking around for about half that time! The statue is about a foot tall; I’ll be sure to post a pic soon!

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  10. Sounds enchanting. I never got to travel much. I did go to the big shopping mall though. About 4 years ago.

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    1. The Mall of America, I presume? We’ll get there eventually.

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      1. Aventura Mall, 19501 Biscayne Blvd, Aventura, FL 33180 . However, a block north begins a dozen blocks of 20 story hospitals and medical centers – another reason I lefy Miami.

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      2. Ahh, well. I let my Midwest bias shine through apparently!

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  11. So tell me, where does one display a bare butted Sasquatch…?

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    1. Preferably in a highly visible spot where all the neighbors can see.

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      1. Of course…
        😉

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  12. Was it difficult to transport the Sasquatch butt home?

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    1. Not at all. The Sasquatch butt just slid comfortably behind the passenger seat.

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  13. As you mentioned in the comments, Iowa is underappreciated.

    By the way, I’ve visited the Mississippi River’s headwaters (Lake Itasca) in Minnesota. I was able to walk across the river barefoot, and I love being able to say that. I think you and Tara should include that on your to do list.

    I’m glad you brought home a Bigfoot butt. We would have done the same.

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    1. Adding Lake Itasca to our bucket list…

      (It’s 8 hours away. Too far for a day trip, but we are definitely planning some Minnesota weekend getaways soon!)

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  14. A sasquatch for the garden? I don’t think you need to adopt “on a whim” as a catch phrase – when people see that, they’ll already know.

    I love that you scoped and manifested this move a year ago. What you’ve done really is insane but admirable. Given the way you two adventure, it’s not surprising though! Glad you had a great weekend.

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  15. Guess you were hauling butt.

    A few less changes in life, and I could have graduated from McGregor High School – in Minnesota that is.

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    1. That’s a first-class pun there, sir. I appreciate it.

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  16. I love that there are so many exploring options where you are. So happy that you found Big Foot, so maybe I should stop looking.
    Fourteen hours traveling in one day? And you didn’t kill each other? BRAVO!

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    1. That’s nothin’ for seasoned road trippers like ourselves! Helps that we started out dating long-distance and would often travel 900+ miles in a single day just to meet up.

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  17. And now you’re not only a Wisconsin resident, but a home owner! On another note, I would love to have that triceratops in my yard.

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    1. Well, if you ever find yourself in the Driftless Area of Wisconsin and have a lot of trunk space, that dream might just come true!

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  19. […] up was Peck’s Farm Market in Spring Green. This is where we picked up our Bigfoot statue a couple of years ago. We needed something to cover up a couple of concrete blocks next to the koi […]

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