To say that it’s been dry here is an understatement. I haven’t been on the John Deere in weeks because the grass looks like this.

That’s the south-facing front yard. The backyard is faring a little better, and could probably stand mowing in a few areas, but I’ll give it another week. It’s been bone dry ’round these parts since April, leaving everyone wondering where the rain is. Our YTD deficit is approaching 7″ now.

So, when lightning began flashing in the sky to the west last night accompanied by rumbles of echoing thunder, we were thrilled. Ended up with .50″ of rain overnight, which is hardly a drought-buster, but we’ll take every drop we can get these days.

My poor parched mitten state! There’s a chance for a few more showers and thunderstorms later today into Monday, and it might turn unsettled later in the week. Fingers crossed, because dormant grass aside, our farmers could really use the moisture. Corn’s gotta grow, yo.

If there’s one silver lining to the drought, at least we’ve been able to get outside and do things without worrying about getting rained out. Like Friday, when Tara and I left the house at noon and drove to Lower Springs Lake in Palmyra for a couple hours’ of kayaking. Lots of fun, of course, and I was able to paddle pretty close to a pair of sandhill cranes.

Afterward we drove back to Fort Atkinson and stopped for a couple of cocktails, one at the American Legion and another at Paddy Coughlin’s. It wasn’t a raucous night out, but a great way to end a hot summer day.

A couple of days earlier, we headed into Madison to support Justin the Realtor, who was sponsoring one of the Make Music Madison events in Warner Park. There were 680 concerts in various venues around Madison that day, part of the global Make Music Day held every year on the summer solstice. JTR is big on community events and we hadn’t seen him since the day we closed on our house, so we were happy to get out there. Especially since his brother-in-law and our friend Joe’s band, TUGG, were one of the featured performers.

The Rainbow Pavilion is a really cool spot right next to a lake. We were shaded from the sun and had a front-row spot for TUGG. We enjoyed the show (as well as the free beer and Cuban-inspired food) and got to meet a few more of Justin’s family members, including his dad, who is a real hoot. He lives in Fort Atkinson too, and when Justin told him the couple who bought Dick’s house were stopping by, he couldn’t wait to meet us.

I’m telling you, ol’ Dick is a real celebrity around these parts. Maybe we should open our house and yard to tours? Seems like there’d be at least a few folks interested in checking out the property.

I’d assumed Justin was exaggerating, but Papa J. let out a literal squeal of delight when he introduced us and moved right in for a bear hug. He and Tara spent the next 15 minutes talking about gardening, while Justin and I spent the next 15 minutes talking about the fact that they were spending 15 minutes talking about gardening. Papa J. promised to drop off zucchini and offered to help us pull a few weeds around the ponds.

I was joking that Justin’s family is going to end up adopting us. Here’s the abridged version of this unusual relationship: I met Jess, a blogger from La Crosse, about 10 years ago. Jess married Joe and they visited us in Rapid City a couple of times, most recently last August–the day I landed a job with TobacCo and our move to Wisconsin became official. Jess told us to look up her brother Justin when we were ready to buy a house. Fast-forward 10 months and we’re all practically family now.

Never underestimate the power of blogging, guys.

I’d like to give a big shout-out to TobacCo, by the way, for making these adventures possible. That flexible schedule is a godsend. I worked a 10-hour day from home on Tuesday so we’d be able to take off for Madison at 3:30 on Wednesday, and I always accrue enough hours to clock out at noon on Friday, giving myself what is essentially a 2.5-day weekend every week. On top of that, they sent out a company-wide email last week letting us know that, in appreciation of our hard work, they were making next Monday, July 3, a paid holiday, so we all have an extra-long holiday weekend.

Work-life balance is everything. Even more important than money in my opinion. A lot of companies talk about adopting that as part of their ethos, but how many actually have it ingrained into their culture? In my career experience, very few live up to those promises. TobacCo is a rare exception, and I am thankful again to have landed there.

Tara and I plan to spend the long 4.5-day weekend exploring some areas of Wisconsin we haven’t visited yet. Namely the Driftless Area and Green Bay, a/k/a Titletown U.S.A.

Still not becoming a Packers fan though.


48 responses to “Help, my lawn’s been taken hostage by the drought mafia!”

  1. Wait, wait. One of the first dates with the hubster was an outing to the Packer Hall of Fame. (He said it was going to be a surprise…oh boy…yes, it was!) Are you SURE you want to declare you’ll never become a fan? You’re surrounded, LOL! I mean…I was skeptical but eventually caved to the pressure. 😎

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    1. I’ve been a huge Denver Broncos fan since the mid-80s, and Tara and I went to catch a game at Mile High for our honeymoon. It’s pretty safe to say I’ll never trade in the blue and orange for green and gold! Having said that, I do like the Packers, and will cheer them on when they’re playing anybody EXCEPT the Broncos. That, my friend, is the art of compromise.

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      1. Perfecto! The hubster will be so pleased! 🤣

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  2. I feel for everyone dealing with droughts. I lost a lot of plants this past year and we’re considering going all native plants in our front yard and getting rid of the lawn. Unfortunately, we’ve lost native plants as well. That’s how bad it gets. But after a soggy winter, I expect a bumper crop from our fruit trees. My spouse could probably talk to your spouse and Justin’s dad about dirt for hours also.

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    1. It seems like droughts follow me wherever I go. Eight years in the Bay Area: drought. The last couple of years in the PNW: drought. The past two years in Rapid City: drought. Now, here. Naturally, Rapid City is getting tons of rain this year. I’m bad luck for grass!

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      1. I was always good luck for rain, especially when having an outdoor event: wedding=hail, outdoor baby shower=early rains for a week in LA, etc.

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  3. We have a drought advisory in PA not to water lawns. Went for a walk near a creek and barely any water. I hope things change fast.

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    1. I wanted to water our lawn, but with a well, it’s probably best to make sure you can actually take a shower and flush the toilets first. Green grass is a luxury. Hope you guys get some much-needed rain, too!

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  4. I know Green Bay as The Armpit of the Midwest. Haha. But as long as you’re heading that far afield, or at least one of these days, check out Door County.

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    1. I knew that Nevada was The Silver State (because of the silver rush), and California was the Golden State. You know why? I thought because of the gold rush, but it turns out that it’s because it turns “golden” in the summer, like that first photo of your yard… I live and learn 🙃

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      1. I lived in the Bay Area for eight years. Sure enough, the grass was always that color. The motto fits!

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    2. Door County is on our bucket list. More to the point, Door County in the offseason is on our bucket list.

      I just read an article that named Green Bay the best place to live in the U.S., ha! Guess we’ll see about that.

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  5. Livin’ the good life Mark 🙂

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  6. Damn. That’s awful! And you have such a nice property….
    We get dry in August but never this early. Hope you don’t lose any of your wonderful flora.
    As for your wonderful job and employers, you truly hit the motherload there. Very few people are lucky enough to find their perfect niche. Kudos!

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    1. August is more typical for these parts, too. Or so we hear. Haven’t even been here a year yet to confirm. Tara is doing supplemental watering of the various plants to make sure they hang tough during the drought.

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      1. Are you on city water or a well? My other half has a fit when I water during droughts.

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      2. A well. Remember how I thought it was supposed to resemble a wishing well? SMH…

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      3. Oh yes, I forgot.
        😉

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  7. Well I’ll tell you where the rain was: here. ☔

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      1. Well for crying out loud. I was just about to go mow the front lawn and it’s raining again… 🤷‍♀️☔

        Not usually enough to really penetrate the ground, but yep, it’s here, moving through.

        #sorrynotsorry

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  8. So hard and we can’t do a thing about it when it happens

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    1. Yep. I hate feeling helpless.

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  9. That’s awesome that you’re able to have such a great work-life balance and get out and do fun things like kayaking and going to Make Music Madison! Rainbow Pavilion looks like a really lovely venue!

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    1. It’s what the kids call insta-worthy!

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  10. I love your adventures!! And here’s hop ng for overnight rains

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    1. Thanks. I love yours, too!

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  11. I love this sentence, “My poor parched mitten state!” I hope you get some rain and are back on your dear Deere soon. I loved reading your history with Jess and her family – never underestimate the power of blogging indeed. Of course, it just speaks to you all being good people!

    Enjoy your holiday weekend adventuring!

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    1. Is it weird that I sometimes go into the garage just to give the John Deere a loving pat and let her know I haven’t forgotten her?

      Maybe don’t actually answer that…

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  12. Oh, man. We just got rain last night! But I understand your concern. So far, it has been a very dry spring/summer.
    I’ve always wanted to go to the Driftless area! I can’t wait to see the pictures. Have fun!

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    1. I’m excited, too. We were supposed to head out that way in April but it was flooding then. My, what a difference a couple of months makes…

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  13. I’m with you: very few companies truly promote life/work balance. It’s all talk.
    Yikes! That’s a really dry yard. We’ve had a little bit of rain, but not a ton. Our water bill, thanks to keeping our garden and flowers living, has been unpleasant. I’d be excited to see some sandhill cranes. I thought they were Florida birds?

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    1. I was surprised to see them here. They’re actually quite extensive east of the Missouri River. I know Nebraska has a pretty good population of them. From Wikipedia: In the 21st century, parts of the Midwestern United States have seen an extensive rebound of the species.

      I can vouch for that. They’re all over the place here!

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  14. Raindrops aren’t falling on your head . . . but I hope green grass and high tides return soon.

    Enjoy that FLEX schedule.

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    1. Spoken like a true Outlaw.

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  15. Droughts make me anxious. I know you can’t do much about the loss of plants and grass, and that is how it is, BUT my condolences. As for sandhill cranes? I think of them in the SE USA not Cheese Land where you are. Fascinating.

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    1. Fun fact: Baraboo, WI is home to the International Crane Foundation. That should tell you just how abundant they are here! https://savingcranes.org/

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      1. Huh. The things I learn.

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  16. Have you done any RainDances? If not, are you even trying??
    I do love the Jess, Joe, Justin dynamic; we call that The Spiderweb. That has happened to us with friends for so many years and it’s always a cool thing!

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    1. I like your name for it. Spiderweb is very appropriate!

      Actually, we did do a rain dance of sorts Saturday night. Whaddaya know…it worked!

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  17. I know summer has arrived when Kenn has the garden hose hooked up to a timer and proceeds to move the sprinkler to a different location each day; he refuses to let the grass go brown, LOL.

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    1. It’s been very hard for me not to water. Fortunately, none of our neighbors are bothering, either. It’s easier keeping up with the Joneses when the Joneses are letting their lawns crisp up, too!

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  18. […] I could swear I heard my lawn emit an audible sigh of relief. Maybe it’ll be a little less brown and crisp for a few […]

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  19. […] met Justin’s dad at the Make Music Madison event on June 21. Great guy, and practically a neighbor. He lives right here in Fort Atkinson. […]

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  20. […] lately. This is a far cry from last year, when we suffered through months of drought. Instead of brown grass, our lawn is a luxurious shade of […]

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