Any hope of a relaxing end to the holiday weekend evaporated by 8 a.m. when I realized all the chores I still had left to do before Tara got home. After coffee on the patio, I proceeded to water the garden and patio plants; assemble the new battery-powered weed eater and edge the front/back yard; wash the windows (I even went so far as to buy a window washing kit from Menard’s…who am I?!); do a water change in the aquarium; run to two grocery stores (invariably one of them will be out of a few items, forcing me to go across the street to the other one…I think they must have a handshake agreement or something); wash and put away the dishes; and clean out the junk drawer. I did manage to squeeze a nice breakfast in there that may or may not have included Spam. (It totally included Spam.) I was a real ball of energy for five nonstop hours.

By the time I was finally able to sit down and kick my feet up, Tara was already past Gillette, Wyoming, a mere two hours away. I put on a movie, but then my parents called. And then I kept stealing eager glances outside, because I knew she was close. Tried reading but couldn’t concentrate. Finally, at 3:45, she showed up, boat in tow.

And couldn’t get it in the driveway because of the steep angle. But that’s a problem for another day. Worst case, we leave it on the street. There are other boats and campers parked out there in the neighborhood.

I guess I’d better start dusting off my “Aye, aye, captain!”s now. I climbed aboard to check her out, and foolishly asked where the gas pedal and brake were.

Clearly, I have much to learn about boats.

Fortunately, Tara’s a pro. I’m sure we’ll be out on the water very soon, and she can teach me the basics.

Thank you for following along on my daily (mis)adventures. I enjoy challenging myself with writing exercises like these. On one hand, it feels like Tara was gone for about eight hundred days. On the other, I can’t believe how fast the weekend flew by…and it was a long one.

‘Til we meet again…


20 responses to “Bachelor Chronicles: Day 8”

  1. Well coordinated color scheme there.
    Gas pedal and brake… jeez man, even I know it’s a throttle!! Holy cow, you need to send out advanced warnings to the other boaters when you take that out for the first time 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. A bunch of people have commented on the fact that the boat matches the truck. Really, that’s just a coincidence…but I’m glad we’ll be driving to the lake in style!

      Liked by 1 person

  2. Mark, I’m so happy to read that Tara made it home safely with the boat in tow. Cheers to Tara!

    Looking forward to reading stories about your great adventures on the water!

    Have a super week, captain!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Ahoy there, lad! Thank you so much. Hope your 4th of July weekend was spectacular!

      Like

  3. Congrats Captain! Or co pilot as the case may be. As for cleaning out the junk drawer, what the heck were you thinking? Where will all the junk live now….

    Liked by 1 person

    1. It was just dispersed to other areas, lol. Receipts and instructions manuals went into the filing cabinet. Hardware went to the utility room. A few things were left in place.

      Liked by 1 person

  4. That is a beautiful boat!

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Maybe we’ll name her the S.S. Not-too-Shabby!

      Liked by 1 person

  5. Glad Tara made it safely home. Are you going to name your boat?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. We are! Or rather…you guys are!! I’m thinking of having a naming contest. If nothing else, we could use some ideas. Stay tuned for that.

      Like

  6. Laughing over scurrying to get everything done before the wife gets home. That seems to be all men everywhere ever.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. She wasn’t even expecting me to do these things. I put the pressure on myself, ha.

      Liked by 1 person

      1. Gold stars across the board!

        Liked by 1 person

  7. That is a pretty nifty list of things you accomplished. What did you do AFTER lunch?

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Sat down uninterrupted for all of 10 minutes!

      Liked by 1 person

      1. You could have gotten a lot done in those wasted 10 minutes.

        Like

  8. Just when you got wordy and daily, I got quiet and weekly. Oh well, I am pleased to catch up with you now. Your boat is pretty. Looking forward to reading about what comes next with you and it and the high seas.

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Or high lakes, as the case may be. Thank you! We’ll be taking her out this weekend.

      Liked by 1 person

  9. Very impressive looking boat, Mark! I could say, the fun will now begin. Although, since I am Binge Blog Reading, I am behind, so you likely have shared boating tales by now. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Just one boat tale so far. But more to come, I’m sure!

      Liked by 1 person

Leave a reply to Rivergirl Cancel reply

THE LATEST SCOOP