
Now you’ve done it!
I don’t know if you’re anti-authoritarian or just woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, but clearly you don’t follow directions. Luckily, I admire risk takers – and I’d like to reward you by emailing you a free PDF copy of my online novel, Dream Sailors. There’s no catch whatsoever; I won’t spam your inbox with junk mail or sell your information to the Dark Web. I’ll just send you a copy of my novel and never bother you again.
(Unless you like being bothered, in which case, I’m sure we can arrange something.)