Not long ago, I mentioned that we’re currently binging Six Feet Under. We’re 43 episodes in with 20 left to go. Totally enjoying it, by the way. This is a very different version of Michael C. Hall than I am used to, but he still chats up his dead father, so there are some parallels to his most famous character, Dexter Morgan.

One of the trickiest things about watching a series that aired over 20 years ago is avoiding spoilers. (AND IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS SHOW AND ARE PLANNING ON WATCHING IT SOMEDAY, PLEASE SKIP TO THE NEXT SECTION TO AVOID YOUR OWN SPOILER.)

We were doing pretty well until a recent episode of Jeopardy, of all things. The answer?

“What is Six Feet Under?” the contestant answered correctly.

Great song. Harmless question and answer (though “saddest” threw me for a loop). And then, Ken Jennings spoiled the whole series by uttering two words:

“Everybody dies.”

Nooooo!!! At that point, I hurled a whole bunch of expletives at the screen. It’s a miracle the remote control didn’t follow. Ken is a great host, love the guy, but dammit, did he have to add his own commentary?

Naturally, I started pondering exactly how all the main characters were going to meet their fates. Tara and I bandied about a few theories. Fire? Earthquake? Plague? Rogue meteor?

Alas, I have some idea now (another accidental discovery, sigh), but at least it makes a helluva lot more sense than a plague of locusts or Armageddon.

Ken’s words haven’t ruined the show for me. We’ll keep watching, of course. See the whole thing through. It’s just mildly annoying, but that’s what happens when you wait a couple of decades to catch up on one of the most acclaimed TV series of all times.

I also knew how The Sopranos ended long before ever watching it, and that turned out okay.

No spoilers here! No garbage bins either.

“Ooh, there’s some nice color in the sky,” Tara announced this morning, a few minutes before 7:00. I glanced out the window and saw she was right, so I grabbed my phone, dashed outside, and snapped a pic. I didn’t even throw on a coat or shoes despite the 23-degree chill (which is actually a helluva lot warmer than it has been).

The sky was brilliant, but also, it was garbage day. In my haste to get a good pic before the colors faded, I didn’t even notice the bin in the photo.

Luckily, my phone has a “Magic Eraser” editing tool. One touch, and voila! No more garbage can.

What a wonderful time it is to be alive, guys.

How do we feel about this? With all the uproar over AI-generated images, is it wrong to “fix” a photo in this manner? Is it any different than boosting the saturation or adjusting the contrast? I personally have no problem at all with removing a trash can, which wouldn’t be there any other day of the week besides Thursday anyway. It’s not like I deleted the neighbor’s house or car or took out any of the trees.

At least this great sunrise didn’t happen next Thursday, ‘cuz there’d be a recycling bin out there, too.

It’s not even new technology. Fifteen years ago, on the first evening of my solo road trip to Ohio, I stayed in Spokane. Wandered down to Riverfront Park and took a photo of the clock tower. It was pretty picturesque, except for the row of porta-potties that had been set up for a festival that weekend.

After posting to my blog, I had a photographer friend reach out, offering to fix it. “Go ahead and work your magic!” I said.

He did.

I think we can all agree the second photo, without the porta-potties, is much more appealing. It helped that he adjusted the lighting, too.

When it comes to photography, I think subtraction is better than addition.

Unless I added a UFO next to the clock tower. That’d be pretty slick…

Cat spats

Thanks for the feedback and advice re: Laverne-vs.-Shirley. Still no improvement on that front, but this too shall pass.

Maybe.

If not, well, I’m thinking of adopting a turtle instead. Or is that just me being shellfish?


12 responses to “I’ll take “Spoilers” for $800, Ken.”

  1. I could read through the spoiler because I did watch all of Six Feet Under (my sons turned me on to it when it came out). What are the chances Jeopardy could send you the message right at this time? I think AI may have already taken over your television set and is messing with you.

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    1. Well, I’ve always said there are no such things as coincidences, so you may be onto something…

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  2. Oh that is SO frustrating! Is it at all possible he was being sarcastic and really it’s just “A lot of people die”? I have no idea. Just trying to give you some hope, maybe falsely. At least you and Tara probably had fun discussing the possibilities. But also, yeah, of all things!

    I agree that the removal of trash and those other shit receptacles (just for you) improves the pic. I’ve seen others that are really nice but I never trust them to be real anymore, and that just makes me sad.

    This: What a wonderful time it is to be alive, guys. That was my LOL for this post. (I had to provide my own “shit.”)

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    1. Ooh, you are capable of throwing down shit here and there. I approve! And when he said everybody dies, welp, he did mean every main character. But, that’s also a bit misleading, if the other snippet I saw online is correct. Everybody dies in the big picture. The big picture means at some point, so…if you read between the lines…

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  3. Beautiful sunrise, made better by no unsightly garbage bin. While I don’t like knowing an ending prior I think sometimes I miss out on good shows by not watching, although I typically don’t go back and watch really old shows, unless maybe it’s a period drama on PBS. How about if I trade you a cat for a dog? Our new Bianca is very challenging. Luca is at the stage that he is trying to find ways to just get a nap in without her around him. There’s so, so much she has to learn.

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    1. As much trouble as these cats are proving, I have never been a dog person, so while I appreciate the offer, I’m going to pass this time. But maybe check back with me in another month!

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  4. Boo to Ken for spoiling it for you… almost 21 years later. But still. It was a great show. Even if you do know how it ends.
    As for magic eraser, I’m jealous. My iPhone is a 13 pro max and they didn’t introduce it until the 15. So heck yeah… scrub those porta potties.
    Digitally that is.
    👍

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    1. Haha…I know, I can’t really complain. I feel like spoilers have an expiration date, and 20 years seems more than reasonable to me.

      I literally just got a new phone yesterday! A Google Pixel 10 to replace my Google Pixel 6, which replaced my Google Pixel 3. Guess I’m a Google Pixel fan, huh?

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  5. I’ll sometimes watch (or read) things that I know little about and stuff that happens very early might be stuff I didn’t want to know in advance; so I have trouble knowing what constitutes a spoiler. And some things are done so well it doesn’t matter if you know the end. But if you want to know if Dorothy ever gets back to Kansas, ask someone else.

    As for your Magic Eraser, check out the work of James Fridman. People send him photos to fix with Photoshop and his literal interpretation of their requests does not give them the result they were hoping for.

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    1. Ha…I’m a big fan of James Fridman! His sense of humor jibes very well with mine. I wish my PS skills were on par with his!

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  6. I need to figure out this magic eraser trick you speak of! Gorgeous photo! Call me a nutcase, but I’m all about spoilers! 🤣🤣🤣 I will leaf through the last chapter of most books, just to catch a glimpse of the ending. It makes the foreshadowing more enjoyable!

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    1. I need to start calling you Harry Burns then, as Billy Crystal’s character in When Harry Met Sally famously read the last page of a book first, so he’d know how it ends in case he dies before finishing it. That, my friend, is a dark side.

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