Welp, the “vacation” part of my vacation is just about over. All that’s left is an oil change this afternoon – go ahead, be jealous! – and then just an ordinary ol’ weekend. I’d say I’m amazed at how quickly all that time off flew by, but really, I’m not. That’s always the case.

I’m not too upset about it. Yes, it’s nice having no set schedule and loads of leisure time, but you know what else is nice? Having a roof over our heads. These bills aren’t gonna pay themselves, and Tara has made it clear that she refuses to be my sugar mama. Of course, I haven’t tried manifesting that yet. Hmm

Also, I’m excited to start my new job. This feels different than going to work for TobacCo did. I can’t even really explain why. Maybe…more official? Small companies have their perks, but there are drawbacks, too. Ain’t nothing small about the State of Wisconsin.

Even though my vacation didn’t turn out exactly as expected thanks to the weather, I have no regrets. It began raining on Monday afternoon and continued nonstop for 24 hours, falling so heavy at times our fish pond was overflowing. Luckily, the koi did not end up in the grass.

And then, the rain turned to snow mid-afternoon Tuesday. Even Shirley couldn’t believe it.

Once the snow started, that didn’t stop for another 45 hours. Geez Louise, that was one long stretch of precipitation, especially considering our drought last year. As much as it pained me to do so, cancelling my Door County reservation really was for the best. I finally just figured, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em, so on Wednesday that’s exactly what I did.

My first stop was Mukwonago. It may be “Place of the Bear,” but it’s also place of the world famous pie baked in a paper bag. I first came across this in an NPR story about The Elegant Farmer a few months ago and was immediately intrigued. So I visited the shop, which has all kinds of interesting food items. Did I pick up a bottle of dill pickle hot sauce and a bag of popcorn with kernels from their corn field? You betcha. And, of course, one of their paper bag pies. I got a 5″ peach/apple pie, which is just about the right size for two people – especially when one of them isn’t crazy about pie. Hint: that would be Tar, not Mar.

Supposedly, the bag captures moisture and steams the crust while baking, reacting with the sugar to create a crispy, crackly, but tender crust. If it’s a gimmick, it’s a tasty one. I can vouch for that.

Other than The Elegant Farmer, I had no destination in mind, so I just started driving through the snowy countryside. Eventually, I came to a sign for Lapham Peak State Park, so I decided to check it out. I came across a tower that was built in 1870 by the U.S. Army Signal Corps to record weather observations for the National Weather Service. Allen Lapham was a pioneer in the field of meteorology, and he recorded the first published national weather forecast on Nov. 8, 1870, calling for “high winds and falling temperatures for Chicago, Detroit and the Eastern cities.”

Meteorology buff that I am, I couldn’t resist climbing to the top of that tower, never mind the snow-and ice-covered stairs and brutally gusting winds. The view from the top was, of course, spectacular. But I did not linger. After climbing back down, I hiked briefly through the forest before resuming my journey, which included ramen in Watertown and a new pair of Skechers in Janesville. It was a productive, if circuitous, day.

Thursday I zipped into Madison to walk around Atomic Antiques and pick up sandwiches from Gino’s Deli, since Tara was working from home. Then, in the evening, we went out for a celebratory dinner at our local supper club.

When we found our apartment two weeks before moving and began researching Fort Atkinson from two states away, nearly every article or post featured a photo of the Stagecoach Inn. The sign is pretty cool! And, there’s yet another link to Justin the Realtor (and his sister Jess, our Sconnie friends): their brother-in-law owns (or manages?) the Stagecoach. Honestly, I can’t believe it took us this long to try it out; it’s just a seven-minute drive from home. The vibe is cozy, dark and candlelit, with lots of wood and twinkling string lights. Framed rifles on the walls and wagon wheel chandeliers…because Wisconsin, I guess?

But we came for the food, and it did not disappoint. My ribeye steak with crumbled bleu cheese was melt-in-your-mouth delicious. Not pictured: the broiled scallops or au gratin potatoes. And then there were salads and appetizers. Believe it or not, we didn’t even get the full dinner service, which also includes a relish tray, soup, and bigger steaks. And we were much too full for dessert, as amazing as it looked.

Best of all are the prices. Wisconsin supper clubs are not cheap; we spent well over $200 at Ishnala for my birthday last year, but our bill at the Stagecoach was under three digits. If their decor is stuck in the past, so are their prices (my ribeye was $24), and that’s not a bad thing. We both agreed that we’ll be back…and probably often.

Gotta take my car in for that oil change, so I’m going to wrap this up now. Next time I update, I’ll be a government employee. Whoa!


42 responses to “Paper bag pie: next best thing to a sugar mama.”

  1. Glad you had a nice-ish little staycation! That paper bag pie sounds delicious and the smiling barn is amazing… I want one now!

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    1. Just to be clear, are you saying you want a pie in a paper bag now, or a smiling barn? (I’d take both.)

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  2. I thought your steak was a giant brownie with toasted marshmallows at first. Sounds like you’ve been having a great time. I look forward to hearing how your first day of work goes. Make sure I don’t miss it. Maybe the title, to show up in my inbox, should be: “Betsy! THIS is the post about my first day. Don’t forget to read it!” That might do the trick. 😉

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    1. Blue cheese crumbles on a steak aren’t usually broiled like this, but it added a nice, crisp touch. And wasn’t nearly as sweet as a brownie.

      I’ll be sure to let you know somehow when I’ve posted (even though I assumed wearing you on my arm all day was enough of a tribute!).

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      1. You’re right. I owe you more. I should spend more time reading your blog and less time learning to kick ass.

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  3. I’m not up on my rifles, but are those shotguns? Next time you are in, or if you know definitely, let me know. I’m always keen to increase my visual gun knowledge…

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    1. I couldn’t tell you the difference between a rifle and a shotgun if my life depended on it. I honestly thought they were interchangeable names for the same type of gun, but apparently not!

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      1. Ok, thanks. And thanks for being honest 🙂

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  4. I want to go to the stagecoach! Enjoy your new job

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    1. Every town should have a Stagecoach!

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  5. Pie baked in a bag sounds interesting, pickle hot sauce not so much. Good food at a good price sounds worthy of many return trips.
    Glad you enjoyed your time off. Here’s hoping you enjoy your first day at work just as much.

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    1. The pickle hot sauce is really good! I’m not sure what I’ll really use it on, though. I could see it pairing well with blackened salmon or something of that sort.

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      1. If you say so…
        I’d rather have 🥧

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  6. break a leg on your opening day of government work! The snow is outrageous! There oughta be a law!

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    1. Well, if I do break a leg, at least there’s an elevator to whisk me to the 5th floor!

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  7. I will eat pie in a bag, outside a bag, and with a bag on my head. It works no matter what, but I am gonna do some research on this place. It sounds very cool. Hopefully your weather starts to improve…and stay improved. I just read our area in the last four months (Dec-Mar) received seven months worth of rain. The sun came out for a few minutes today and people wept….and then we felt an earthquake…so there’s that. Best wishes for the new job!

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    1. Just be sure to cut a mouth hole in the bag if you’re planning on eating pie while wearing that. Otherwise, it may prove tricky.

      My son lives in NYC and he texted me about the earthquake. Crazy! He’s never even felt one so big living on the west coast most of his life.

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  8. Staycation can be the best regardless of what happens. I’m glad you’re looking after your car and wish you all the best on your first day of work in your new job. 

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    1. Since I’ll have an extra hour in my car every week now, I need to make sure she’s in tip-top shape!

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  9. Just be glad ya didnt also get an earthquake..btw i decided to continue blogging…

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    1. I’m glad to hear that! (The blogging, not the earthquake. My son lives in NYC and he thought they were being bombed.)

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  10. It’s great when you have the skills to make the best out of a whole lot of changes in plans. I commend you Mark, for finding fun just about anywhere. Just curious- do you need passes or are there fees for Wisconsin state parks? I’m wondering if every state does that or if it’s discretionary.
    Also, do we need to start referring to you as “sir” based on your elevated governmental employee status, or is Mark still just fine 😉

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    1. There’s a yearly state park pass that costs $28 (a second vehicle is an additional $13). I think the daily fee is $8, and I’ve already visited three parks this year, so it’s almost paid for itself already.

      No need to call me “sir” quite yet, though I did just learn I’ll be writing an article for our departing treasury secretary/former Congressman who is mulling another run for Congress, so…holy shit. That’s huge. This is going to take some getting used to!

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      1. Ours is $30 annually and I agree that they pay for themselves if you visit often. I suspect most states offer this and it makes sense.

        Wow, that is huge but you can meet the challenge Mark. I am not tactful politically on certain issues/party ideology. It would kill me to have to remain neutral…as I assume that you must. I guess that means you can’t call someone a crook or a liar huh 🙂

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  11. You gonna send that dill pickle hot sauce to River?
    “Yes, it’s nice having no set schedule and loads of leisure time, but you know what else is nice? Having a roof over our heads.” You can have both, Mark! It’s called teaching!! Yeah, ok, the “loads of leisure time” is when the school decides it is and you have zero say in that, and many teachers use that leisure time to do school work/grade papers/etc., and the the roof over your head may be way overdue for reshingling due to poor pay, but you can still have both!
    I must say, that tower brings to mind the climax of your book. Maybe that was the subconscious reason for your decision to climb it?

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    1. Man, I would have sent you the bottle, but I opened it this morning and used it liberally on our spinach and artichoke quiche. Wouldn’t want to risk having it spill and leak if I tried to ship it. Oh, well! Guess you’ll just have to hit Mukwonago after Australia. Culturally speaking, they’re probably pretty identical anyway.

      You sure do make teaching sound appealing. And then you don’t.

      Good observation about the tower (ha!). I never even considered that!

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      1. I don’t need the hot sauce. River does. But the shipping problem remains the same… 🥒

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      2. Oh, duh!! I should buy a new bottle just for her!

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  12. Relish tray? I feel as though I’m a little kid back in the late ‘60’s. Supper Clubs sound like fun. I’d like to try the pie baked in a paper bag. Were there a lot of varieties?

    Good luck on your first day of work!

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    1. We skipped the relish tray this time, but that’s the nice thing about supper clubs: they really do harken back to the past. The one we went to in Racine last summer was playing Rat Pack music. I really loved that vibe.

      There were several varieties aside from plain apple (peach, blueberry, rhubarb, caramel) and they also have apple and cherry crisps in a bag.

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  13. It’s so nice when you get a vacation between jobs. No one calls and bothers you, or emails. As Always, I enjoy the adventures. And the snow was pretty–pretty late, but still pretty!

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    1. It was exactly what I wanted (and needed). Now I’m primed to return to the working world!

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  14. I am so excited that you got to try the paper bag pies and wrote a report! I don’t know if I’ll ever get there myself but now I know that it’s worth a drive if I get close.

    I hope your first day was fun! It always took me about a week to quiet the “what have I done?!” voice in my head when I started a new job. Did everyone stop to watch the eclipse?

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    1. Oh, man…I’m glad to know I’m not the only one trying to quiet that voice! Love the job, but I think it’s natural to feel that way early on. Yes, we all got to watch the eclipse. That made for a memorable first day!

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  15. I’ve had Elegant Farmer pies before, and they are delicious. Every once in a while I can find them at grocery stores across the border…of Wisconsin, of course.

    You guys find the coolest places to eat. Adding Stagecoach to my ever-growing list of places to visit.

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    1. If you ever do make it to the Stagecoach, let me know. We’ll give you a tour of Casa MarTar!

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