Mark My Words

Guys, lemme tell you ’bout this cocktail sauce… It’s AH-mazing. Cocktail sauce is cocktail sauce, you might be thinking. That’s okay; I was, too. Unlike a condiment where the brand matters—say, mayonnaise or hot sauce—I’d always considered cocktail sauce pretty generic. Until my parents told me about this cocktail sauce they’d discovered, here in Wisconsin…

NOW FOR THE REST OF THE STORY…