I was watching the news earlier and they were showing a woman who was 104 years old pushing a cart through the grocery store, and marveling over the fact that at such an advanced age she was still independent enough to handle the weekly shopping duties on her own. I had two thoughts about this: I hope I'm … Continue reading Phoning It In
Month: January 2017
Orange, Naturally
We spend one-third of our lives at work. So it stands to reason that we should make our workspaces cozy and inviting, no? With that in mind, I decided to spruce up my own 12'x12' slice of heaven last week with what can best be described as an impulse purchase. That is, if you consider … Continue reading Orange, Naturally
Ask and Ye Shall Receive
This morning we called my dad, put him on speakerphone, and sang "Happy Birthday." Which would have been great, had it actually been his birthday. Oops. So we were a day off. In my defense, January 11 was my grandmother's birthday (RIP), and my dad's is the 12th. I could never quite get those two … Continue reading Ask and Ye Shall Receive
Cold AFF
It has been cold AF here lately. If you don't know the meaning of AF, you're not hip to the lingo. (The fact that I used the phrase "hip to the lingo" probably indicates that I am not hip to the lingo, either. Oh, well.) AF simply means "as f**k." I'm sure you can fill … Continue reading Cold AFF
Mark My Words 