I learned yesterday that one of my coworkers is allergic to apples. Apples! Kind of an odd allergy. And, he lives in Washington state. That's kind of like a Georgian being allergic to peaches. Or an Alaskan being allergic to snow. Or a Mississippian being allergic to Confederate flags or bibles or guns. In other … Continue reading Appled Out
Month: October 2014
You, Me and Fido Makes Three
Yesterday, we ventured into Portland despite the threat of a big windstorm. We were craving a quintessential Portland Saturday, which meant we had to start out the day waiting in line more than an hour for brunch. On purpose. Because that's what goes down in the Rose City on weekends. Portlandia devoted an entire episode to … Continue reading You, Me and Fido Makes Three
Hard Habit to Break
It's official: I'm going to Hell. Or whatever special place is reserved for those who flirt with nuns. Either way, I'm sure it's going to be hot. In my defense, I had no idea the matronly looking woman three booths down was a nun. I just thought it would be fun to wink at her … Continue reading Hard Habit to Break
Bribery By Wasabi
I was chatting with a coworker recently, and he started singing an old commercial jingle. If I had a dime for every time that happened, I'd have... Right. Ten whole cents. Point being, it was an odd topic of conversation. Regardless, it brought back a flood of memories. Remember this product? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9M7bsx10I It was 1991. I … Continue reading Bribery By Wasabi
Gotta Love Russian Flight Attendants
I realized the other day that I'll have some serious explaining to do if my laptop is ever confiscated. Take my recent Google search for teenage boys in dresses. That one would probably raise a few eyebrows, though - of course - it's completely innocent. I was searching for a suitable image of Rusty's homecoming outfit. A few … Continue reading Gotta Love Russian Flight Attendants
Belle of the Ball
Kids grow up so damn fast. Audrey had her first homecoming dance Saturday night. It was the first time I ever saw her in a dress, and she looked great. Why, it seems like just yesterday that she looked like this. The years do fly by. My friends ask me if having a daughter who is … Continue reading Belle of the Ball
Carpet Diem
Portland has a reputation for weirdness. It's something we embrace - and want you to, as well. We even advertise it on our buildings. And if you think our unofficial city motto is just meant to be cute, well.... Let's just say it's legit. Nowhere is this more obvious than at PDX, our international airport. … Continue reading Carpet Diem