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  March 28, 2025

  Dive bars are like pornography.

  Midwest Mark

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  March 24, 2025

  No geysers, no bison.

  Midwest Mark

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  March 20, 2025

  The great laundromat in the sky.

  Midwest Mark

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  March 16, 2025

  You’re stoned if you think that’s an elephant.

  Midwest Mark

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  March 13, 2025

  Are you shouting at me with your hands?

  Midwest Mark

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  March 9, 2025

  Like a Front Range cowboy.

  Midwest Mark

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  March 5, 2025

  Cue book, cue t-shirt, and make it rain!

  Midwest Mark

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  March 2, 2025

  Don’t forget the dongle!

  Midwest Mark