493 Years to Track Down Woody Allen

When I was younger, I had an obsession with getting to know celebrities. I thought it would be cool to be friends with somebody famous, and thought the telephone was my ticket in, but when I dialed the operator and asked for Stephen King, she laughed in my face. How rude. It was worth a … Continue reading 493 Years to Track Down Woody Allen

Money And Benefits? Eww.

I've put up a bunch of posts the past week, but haven't really talked about anything. I could say I was busy playing with the various post formats, and sharing photos of volcanoes and British socialites, and recounting anecdotes about alcoholic beverages. All those things are true, but I also think I've been studiously avoiding … Continue reading Money And Benefits? Eww.