Tag: Seinfeld

Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese

A Portland friend messaged me this morning. How nice is it to live in a state with no known cases of coronavirus? I bet you can still find toilet paper in the stores there. The crazy thing is, she wasn't exaggerating. Costco and other stores are reporting their shelves have been wiped clean in the … Continue reading Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese

Juanito Told Lupe

It's nice to have one food you are so good at making, you become "known" for it. People expect it whenever they come over for dinner. They ask for the recipe but, if it truly is "your thing," they can never duplicate it. For me, that is guacamole. (Side note: I was walking through the … Continue reading Juanito Told Lupe

Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good

For the past month, I've been binge-watching a little show called "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (though my definition of "binge-watching" probably differs from yours; it's more like a handful of episodes a week instead of multiple episodes per day. More of a Binge Lite, if you will.) Perhaps you've heard of it? It stars Larry David, the … Continue reading Pretty, Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good

I’d Rather See Balki

Have you heard that a Full House revival might be in the works? Also: why? Don't call me a hater, but I'm really not interested in seeing Jesse & The Rippers twenty years later. And if the last thing Dave Coulier ever did publicly was stomp on Alanis Morissette's heart (inspiring her revenge anthem "You Oughtta Know" … Continue reading I’d Rather See Balki

When Jerry Met Harry

Sometimes, life imitates art. I was reminded of this the other day when Tara and I went out to dinner. We were at Red Lobster, taking advantage of a Facebook coupon that gave us $10 off two Lobster Fest entrees (hurry - this is a limited time offer), when we encountered a character straight out … Continue reading When Jerry Met Harry

Turning Into My Girlfriend

Slowly but surely, I am turning into my girlfriend. I suppose this is natural in any relationship. Spend enough time around your significant other, and you start to absorb some of their traits. It's not like I'm suddenly wearing heels and carrying a purse - at least not in public - but there are little … Continue reading Turning Into My Girlfriend

Dude, Where’s My Car?

There's a Seinfeld episode called "The Parking Garage" where our intrepid foursome vainly search for Kramer's car in a parking garage, but can't remember where he parked it. Kramer is lugging around a heavy air conditioner, Elaine has a bag of goldfish that will die soon, George has to meet his parents by 6:15 to … Continue reading Dude, Where’s My Car?