Screw the Joneses; I’m letting my dandelions grow!

For years, I've had a love/hate relationship with dandelions. Admittedly, it was light on love. OK, fine. A hate/hate relationship. Whatevs. I don't want to be dramatic and say dandelions were the bane of my existence, but then again, subtlety has never been my strong suit. Let's just say I devoted a lot of time … Continue reading Screw the Joneses; I’m letting my dandelions grow!

Calidum et Deliciose Succosum

If you're wondering what's happening in my lil' Midwest town, the big news last week was the unveiling of a giant hamburger statue. I'm not making this up, kids. Apparently, people in Rapid City are really fond of McDonald's Quarter Pounders. So much so that we beat out a bunch of other cities vying for … Continue reading Calidum et Deliciose Succosum

I Fell Off The McWagon

Damn you, McDonald's. I've never been a huge fan of fast food. I like it just fine, sure - what's not to love about greasy, fried, calorie-laden burgers and fries? But I've always been able to resist it fairly easily. I just feel too guilty after a fast-food meal, an emotion that ruins those ten … Continue reading I Fell Off The McWagon