Would You Like a Coffin With That?

Posted on October 4, 2013 by Mark Petruska

I came across a story the other day about a man who died in a Burger King restaurant in the… Read more Would You Like a Coffin With That?

Chain Reactions: The Best in the Northwest

Posted on May 20, 2013May 22, 2013 by Mark Petruska

One of my friends “checked in” to In-N-Out Burger on Facebook the other day, and I commented that I was… Read more Chain Reactions: The Best in the Northwest

I Bought a Woodpecker

Posted on July 13, 2012July 13, 2012 by Mark Petruska

A couple of months ago, I bought a woodpecker. Tara and I were in Portland, eating lunch from the food… Read more I Bought a Woodpecker

I Fell Off The McWagon

Posted on January 11, 2011January 11, 2011 by Mark Petruska

Damn you, McDonald’s. I’ve never been a huge fan of fast food. I like it just fine, sure – what’s… Read more I Fell Off The McWagon