Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese

A Portland friend messaged me this morning. How nice is it to live in a state with no known cases of coronavirus? I bet you can still find toilet paper in the stores there. The crazy thing is, she wasn't exaggerating. Costco and other stores are reporting their shelves have been wiped clean in the … Continue reading Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese

Wanna Ride in my ‘Vette, Baby?

I've gotta hand it to my parents. If nothing else, they've got a great sense of humor over things. When I complained so publicly last week about never owning a Big Wheel, they searched long and hard for the reason behind their funsuckery. (Yeah, I just invented a new word. Go, me). They were visiting … Continue reading Wanna Ride in my ‘Vette, Baby?

Mayberry Forever

Today is my daughter's birthday. Audrey turns eleven. While I'm happy to be celebrating this milestone with her, it also makes me feel a bit nostalgic for the past. My life was very different 11 years ago. As if to drive this point home, I recently stumbled across a shoebox full of 8mm videotapes from … Continue reading Mayberry Forever