One morning shortly after moving into our new apartment, I was about to step into the shower when I spotted something so bizarre and creepy-looking, I would have jumped out of my pants if I were wearing any. It was an insect, but not one I had ever seen before. Reddish-yellow body, beady eyes, a … Continue reading What has 30 legs and looks like an alien?
I recently brewed myself a cup of tea and was about to take a sip when I glanced inside the mug and saw this. To say I recoiled in horror would be an understatement. Screamed like a little girl is more accurate. It's okay - I'm not afraid to admit it. Because look at the size of … Continue reading This Bugs Me
In 1980, I was in the sixth grade at Hickam Elementary School in Honolulu. Hawaii, being a tropical island, is home to a lot of insects. This explains the giant electric bug zapper that hung suspended from the ceiling of the cafeteria, I suppose. But not really. I mean, how disgusting is that? I recall … Continue reading Would You Like Flies With That?