Flamingo-ho-ho!

Our house is lit, yo. And no, your eyes do not deceive you: that is a flamingo wearing a Santa hat, front and center. We decorated the yard ourselves but hired a guy to install the lights around the eaves. It wasn't cheap, and in the end, they eschewed tall ladders and simply climbed onto … Continue reading Flamingo-ho-ho!

“The Turkey Exploded!”

I had a minor turkey crisis this evening - and there's still 14 hours before the bird goes in the oven. Hope this isn't a sign of some impending holiday disaster. Knocks on pressed wood. (Stupid cheap prefabricated computer desk...) I was busy making dinner. Macaroni and cheese, from scratch, because I must be a … Continue reading “The Turkey Exploded!”